chillness index of fauna

Those dudes are furiously relaxing.

chillaxed as hell

http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpg
meme to thread

cool dog chillin in backyard

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???

also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!

Abbotter! :)

want to defend the chillness of pigs - if you ever meet a pig who's been able to live on into maturity they are remarkably awesome and chill, ****, though they lose a star for screaming when they eat

Abs I'd almost forgotten how cute otters are until I GISd them last night. They're like aquatic teddy bears with the cutest faces. I almost died.

abbott that is an albatross of some sort. looks like a heartbreaker to me.

chillbatross

http://www.campsiecottages.co.uk/images/alpacas_at_ballochruin.jpg

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alpacas are chill and friendly ppl whose lack of intellectual rigour ought not to be held against them

good choice

http://sciencetrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/taz-devil.jpg

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they are fierce and loud as hell, and are dying of face tumors. deal with it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Regenwurm1.jpg/597px-Regenwurm1.jpg

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earth-friendly, sex-positive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnwLX5m3G8

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no stars. Unpleasant neighbors.

these photos of a mass migration of golden rays is def pretty chill:

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man423444.jpg

wow!

Where the manatees at? I mean, does it get much more chill than these guys:

http://vacationinbelize.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/manatees1.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00231/ladybird_231833t.jpg

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they are nice enough, but they make a surprising amount of noise repeatedly slamming against windowpanes which is suggestive of a certain lack of chillness and decorum

http://blog.nola.com/animals/2007/09/medium_mattstick.jpg

giant walking stick: ***** totally goddam chill wtf

dude: ** not so much

http://i.imgur.com/dMbej.jpg

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these ppl supposedly kill more africans than any other large mammals, though one suspects it's more through sheer tonnage and proprioceptive deficit than anything resembling malice aforethought

yes!

http://www.droomplekken.nl/uploads/thumbs/ischigualasto_talampaya/thumb_Andescondor%20in%20de%20lucht_800x600.jpg

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condors are p chill

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1236297013WeziRMi.jpg

how do capys rate on the chillfactor

http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg

Oh come on - they're like the chillest of all creatures. Didn't put them here because I figured that was, you know, a given.

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02

that's something different, they may be able to summon uncommon power and ferocity but they don't appear capable of conventionally balletic grace or refinement, assumedly owing to neuroanatomical limitations rather than mere pique or laziness

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/253479025_304ad5f810.jpg

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monkfish aren't particularly chill

are capys related to nutrias? I saw a critter like that in israel and was all wtf is that animal???? I concluded it was nutria, but maybe not?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviomorpha

european wild cat probably not very chill

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/0102097343900.jpg

dunno about chillness, but those stingrays are pretty goddamn beautiful.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/436139-Triforce%20of%20Wisdom/139/60/salamander_display.jpg

salamanders v chill imo

Axolotls I am not sure about. If you stare at one long enough, you turn into one. Is that extremely chill, like some chill music making you turn into sand? Or is it extremely unchill?

http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Serengeti/RockHyrax3.jpg

Hyraxes: live on pee-stained rocks; not very chill

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Axolotl_ganz.jpg

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they are quite chill for amphibians

nb are you sure about that abbott?

yes

Hyraxes are the antithesis of chill. Evil looking little motherfuckers.

i like them but they operate at an altogether different metabolic level to chill fauna

they are N/A

n/a isn't very chill imo

ya, he is the rock hyrax of ilx

http://cdn2.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aardvark.jpg

fuck you guys!

http://www.jbaphoto.com.au/colour/JBAphoto020510D33.jpg

The quokka is a chill marsupial

that monkfish is giving me the heebie-jeebies

The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]

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i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring

chill fukkin quokkas