chillness index of fauna

xpost neither is a smartass :)

:p

http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg

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gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes

dolphins are not chill

the bigger cetaceans would qualify though

http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg

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along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground

http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg

real chill

http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg

0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers

***½ for dogs in general

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg

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they're not chill

this is classic chill:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg

****

http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg

Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2

http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg

And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards

no stars

http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg

*****

kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason

http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg

**1/2

yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.

http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg

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chillax, screaming rabbit.

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpg
who is chiller — u decide

did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?

aerial_bombardment.jpg

I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances

and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"

http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg

This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg

Nevermind.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/527105816_3544d54bf0.jpg

*****

przhalsky's horse, wandering the great steppes of chill

omg that horse was my favorite as a little kid <3

(psst it's przewalski's horse btw)

The giant Sonoran centipede, the victim in that bat's mouth, could only be chill if it was already dead. They are some of the least chill arthropods Satan ever conceived!

Also: I would love to listen to Bo Hansson with an Anomodont, even if it ate me in that barren & slightly psychedelic landscape. I cannot imagine what kind of music you would listen to with a giant Sonoran centipede. Diamanda Galas? The recording of that Hell pit?

http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/a/ab/Western_Capercaillie.jpg/550px-Western_Capercaillie.jpg

****

capercailies p much live in the woods and moors and do their own thing

they are chill ppl

http://jackiesguineapiggies.com/piggycare/peachysleeping.jpg

**1/2

Surprisingly, guinea pigs can chillax, but even when they are taking lil naps, they still have their eyes open in a manic fashion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/1fc8784a.jpg

Sphynx cat = so chill it doesn't mind nursing alien larvae.

****

Furthermore, it's quite happy to let itself hang all the way out:

http://www.wazaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ugliest_cat_ever1.jpg

also, puffins

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wf4z10.jpg

It goes without saying.

http://www.las-cruces.org/public-services/museums/MNH/nature_center/13texasspinysoftshell_532.jpg

Texas spiny softshell turtle – ???

If you figure it out, let me know, because I am kind of scared of mine.

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

flamingos are the yacht rock of fauna. just hangin out at the marina, munchin on a shrimp cocktail.

parrots = unchill, not least because of jimmy buffett association

also peacocks are part of the "seduction community" hence ZERO STARS for all time

http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/Spanish_ibex.jpg

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i dunno, they seem like they probably worry a lot. not all that chill. not unchill.

http://blog.hipertechsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/red+panda.jpg

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

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http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/11_lg.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/ju8l7l.jpg

They float all day and sometimes while holding hands.

Pretty chill.

****1/2 ?

Those dudes are furiously relaxing.

chillaxed as hell

http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpg
meme to thread

cool dog chillin in backyard

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???

also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!

Abbotter! :)

want to defend the chillness of pigs - if you ever meet a pig who's been able to live on into maturity they are remarkably awesome and chill, ****, though they lose a star for screaming when they eat

http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg

*****

the spotted porcupinefish looks chill

The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]

http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg

Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQ
and i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo

Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.

Actually lil ones are too I mean

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg

only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor

http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg

*****

omfg so chill

yeah that is zenith chill

almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.

do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4

WOW that is pretty damn chill

can we get a consensus here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc

So, did it piss in the pool?

I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.

good lord, 0/*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY

Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.

https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s

http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg

^a cool 10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg

^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet