an ATM is not an animal, VegemiteGrrl.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/r2rl78.jpg
**½
an enigma: they murder baby porpoises and celebrate afterwards by blowing bubble rings. unchill humans like to ride on their backs, but that's not really their fault.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost neither is a smartass :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
:p
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg
***
gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes
― I DIED, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
dolphins are not chill
the bigger cetaceans would qualify though
― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg
****
along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg
real chill
― who is john nult? (dayo), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg
0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers
***½ for dogs in general
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg
*
they're not chill
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
this is classic chill:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg
― Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 March 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg
Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg
And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards
no stars
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg
*****
kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason
― Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg
**1/2
yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg
chillax, screaming rabbit.
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpgwho is chiller — u decide
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
aerial_bombardment.jpg
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg
This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-
http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg
Nevermind.
― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/527105816_3544d54bf0.jpg
przhalsky's horse, wandering the great steppes of chill
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
omg that horse was my favorite as a little kid <3
― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
(psst it's przewalski's horse btw)
― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
The giant Sonoran centipede, the victim in that bat's mouth, could only be chill if it was already dead. They are some of the least chill arthropods Satan ever conceived!
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Also: I would love to listen to Bo Hansson with an Anomodont, even if it ate me in that barren & slightly psychedelic landscape. I cannot imagine what kind of music you would listen to with a giant Sonoran centipede. Diamanda Galas? The recording of that Hell pit?
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/a/ab/Western_Capercaillie.jpg/550px-Western_Capercaillie.jpg
capercailies p much live in the woods and moors and do their own thing
they are chill ppl
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://jackiesguineapiggies.com/piggycare/peachysleeping.jpg
Surprisingly, guinea pigs can chillax, but even when they are taking lil naps, they still have their eyes open in a manic fashion.
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/1fc8784a.jpg
Sphynx cat = so chill it doesn't mind nursing alien larvae.
― Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Furthermore, it's quite happy to let itself hang all the way out:
http://www.wazaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ugliest_cat_ever1.jpg
― Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
also, puffins
― plax (ico), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/2wf4z10.jpg
It goes without saying.
― light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.las-cruces.org/public-services/museums/MNH/nature_center/13texasspinysoftshell_532.jpg
Texas spiny softshell turtle – ???
If you figure it out, let me know, because I am kind of scared of mine.
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos
flamingos are the yacht rock of fauna. just hangin out at the marina, munchin on a shrimp cocktail.
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link
parrots = unchill, not least because of jimmy buffett association
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link
also peacocks are part of the "seduction community" hence ZERO STARS for all time
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/Spanish_ibex.jpg
i dunno, they seem like they probably worry a lot. not all that chill. not unchill.
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blog.hipertechsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/red+panda.jpg
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg
― ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link
&
**
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/11_lg.jpg
― ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/ju8l7l.jpg
They float all day and sometimes while holding hands.
Pretty chill.
****1/2 ?
― ENBB, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Those dudes are furiously relaxing.
― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 March 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
chillaxed as hell
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpgmeme to thread
― kelpolaris, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
cool dog chillin in backyard
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link
omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/cassowary_350x470.jpg
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cassowaries are the least chill creatures in existence and all the better for it
― lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/mexicos-water-monster-disappeared-22270445
this is sort of heartbreaking
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg
the spotted porcupinefish looks chill
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link
http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg
Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQand i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
Actually lil ones are too I mean
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
omfg so chill
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 19 April 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
yeah that is zenith chill
― gbx, Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.
― Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
WOW that is pretty damn chill
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
can we get a consensus here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link
So, did it piss in the pool?
― Aimless, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 1 June 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link
good lord, 0/*****
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.
https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s
― who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
^a cool 10
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg
― ogmor, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet
― Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link