Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

Be interesting to see how the LibDem second votes break down.
-- Matt DC, Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
43% to Boris, 30% to Ken, according to Yougov.

so that makes it what? 24 extra votes to Boris and 18 to Ken amirite lololoolololol etc

I heart Boris in the sense that I would like it if he died

on the same day as Thatcher and the Queen preferably

Thatcher and the Queen dying on the same day would be beyond awesome, Thatch would be totally eclipsed!

In a bendy bus crash caused by Jim Davidson's reckless driving.

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Thatcher and the Queen dying on the same day would be beyond awesome, Thatch would be totally eclipsed!

Bit like how Mother Teresa dying was eclipsed by Diana dying in the same week - well here in Godless Protestant Britain at least

"she was the people's parasite..."

Then again Thatcher's resignation defeat in 1990 bumped Khomeini's death off the front page so there'll be a few wanting revenge...

So many wicked people revelling in the prospect of a fellow human being's death. I am uncertain as to what she did that was so morally repugnant anyway, or in what sense decent folk would have been better off had she failed to be elected.

Wicked, wicked people, that's us.

1,2,3,4, get with the wicked

We started off as Decent Folk but ended up as Wicked People, thanks to Thatcher

http://www.fastfloors.com/media/catalog/Wood_Floors/Pioneered_Wood/Concord_Knotty_Pine/Concord_Knotty_Pine.jpg http://www.stalking-pages.co.uk/images/drfox.jpg

wood doctor? unlucky

So many wicked people revelling in the prospect of a fellow human being's death.

Like Thatcher did in the Falklands "war."

It's getting so hard to spot satire in here

I met Boris once.

I was supposed to have dinner with him (and 300 other people, but he was supposed to be sat at my table) but the rude bastard turned up late, did his flustered toff act for a few minutes and left. Ian Hislop was quite annoyed by his rudeness.

i saw him at highbury fields once. he was talking on his phone to someone.

he was quite fat

Yeah, I know it's silly but the fact is that the bastard uses this buffoon bollocks to hide the fact that he's an old school arrogant tory twat who pretty much thinks he can do what he likes and people will love him. And they do.

I've saw him lots of times. On his bike. Jogging. Wandering about aimlessly.

This blog probably best sums up my problems with Johnson, although admittedly I do wish for a more appealing vote than Ken, but what are you gonna do?

He's one of the few Tories with actual face/name recognition power in the general public, so on that count, his schtick has clearly worked.

I'm actually kind of glad, in a weird way, that he did run for Mayor because, well - I used to think "oh, he's not really a proper Tory, ha ha, he's so cute and loveable and rides a bike and all!" but the moment he started actually opening his mouth and publicising his views, well, there they were. Cured me of that idea post haste.

Still fancy him, though.

Well THAT certainly got my office's attention. s-post

A friend and I heckled Boris from the public gallery of the commons once. We were there on an economics trip and chose to call "Booooooooooooris. Booooooooooris." at him. Not imaginiative but did get his attention. And us thrown out.

i'm going to become really fat in 4 years' time and run for mayor and win.

red ken vs fat ken

Fat Ken gets my vote!

If you maintain your message board presence would that make you the Fat Ken Troller?

http://davehill.typepad.com/london3ms/

dave hill keeping a very good mayor blog here.

http://torytroll.blogspot.com/2008/04/bnp-say-back-boris.html

http://www.stopboris.org/

i might use LOLRUS festival as a launchpad for mayor 2012 campaign

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lolrus-prezidenshul-candida.jpg

omg roflsburg

lolololol boris did coke! ken has five kids!

ken's quote is choice:

"I don't think anybody in this city is shocked about what consenting adults do. As long as you don't involve children, animals or vegetables they leave people to get on and live their own life in their own way."

i'm sure he's a great father to all three sets of kids and everything, but this is typical ken arrogance -- kind of saying f u and yr bourgeois morality to potential voter. of course, ken often sucks up to people who care *very much* what consenting adults do but hey-ho.

Not siding with Ken, but f bourgeois morality tho.

i'm kind of indifferent on that score. if everyone's happy, kudos. im just saying, as a populist politician, it's kind of a dick move.

Yeah it is but one of the many things I don't dig about politicians is sucking on the cock of popular morality.

I think that's a pretty good way of killing the issue there and then - BoJo has been a bit of a shagger in his time as well and is unlikely to attack on those lines, while it goes "haha you and your ridiculous overmoralising" to the media.

the media is only part of the "ridiculous overmoralising". people wouldn't buy rothermere titles if they didn't go in for it themselves. because he looks like an idiot and because no kids were involved, BJ's serial shagging is probably less of a liability. large swathes of london are made up of not so liberal types -- not that ken doesn't go in for ridiculous overmoralising or a certain form when it suits him.

There's always the Darius Guppy stuff

The only reason there were no kids involved in Boris's shagging is because he paid for an abortion. They're both potential liabilities on this score, which is why they've agreed not to attack along these lines.

I like Ken's statement and can't see why you have a problem with it

I hate BJ, like KL, so perhaps that explains my attitude

actually, KL's siring all these kids makes me like him all the more, given the woes and worries catalogued on 'Do You Want To Have Kids?' thread -- on a issue said by all to be scary, he has been courageous ... 5 times

Think of his poor womb.

i need to do some serial shagging before i stand for mayor in 2012

probably should do that before i become very fat too

johnson isn't so fat these days, and livingston never has been as far as i know

they can have as many rugrats as they like provided they all have to carry oyster cards if they wanna ride the bus for free

large swathes of london are made up of not so liberal types

How many of these people are likely to be voting for Ken? I mean, it's a pretty calculated comment masquerading as an off-the-cuff joke, Ken knows that *his* support is unlikely to be eroded that much.

has it been revealed yet as to which way do BJ/KL wipe?

pinefox, i guess it's because "As long as you don't involve children, animals or vegetables they leave people to get on and live their own life in their own way" the use of vegetables seems to make mock of the notion that we should try to not to "involve" children.

we don't know what they're "involved" in in his case so maybe he was editorializing too far anyway.

and for someone who regards driving a big car as immoral, it's a bit rich.

How many of these people are likely to be voting for Ken? I mean, it's a pretty calculated comment masquerading as an off-the-cuff joke, Ken knows that *his* support is unlikely to be eroded that much.

-- Matt DC, Friday, April 4, 2008 4:46 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i see that, but to win elections you need to reach outside your base? i don't know -- if i were a politician i probably wouldn't go out of my way to pointlessly alienate potential voters but he seems to do alright.

and for someone who regards driving a big car as immoral, it's a bit rich.

he has 5 kids with different mums so that he wouldn't have to drive them to school all in the same car innit.