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I do.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what's it been now? a month, yes

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Wear a trucker hat and you're sorted.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat a falafel, buy a vibrator.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew there was something I forgot to do today... eat a falafel!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I do not believe for a second that you purchased a viobrator today. I believe instead that you already own an assortment.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

a veritable dollymixture of vibrations?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I do already own an assortment, this is true - however, I did purchase a new one today.

I like variety. And it's hot pink.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Carnation pink is such a turnoff.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

carnation pink vibrators could surely only be for nannas

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it's either that or I become a nun.

I took a chance.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Funnily enough, since I last posted here I've had sex with two different persons, which is highly unusual for me. But both of these affairs were kinda messy and didn't leave me any happier, and I've come to realize it's not really sex I'm missing, it's having sex with someone I'm in love with.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss being in love, too.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't had sex for 5 months. this is a record for me, the longest since i have been sexually active (about 12 years). i'm not crawling the walls or anything yet though.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

aw. Tuomas, I hug you. Not that it's me you want a hug from, but still. I understand that a whole lot.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Kenan, I appreciate your sympathy. Hugs to you too.

Gem, you've had regular sex ever since you were twelve? Of course there's nothing wrong with it, but that's kinda unusual. Or at least unusual compared to people like me who lost their virginity when they were 18.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not really sex I'm missing, it's having sex with someone I'm in love with.

Is it possible to be in love with someone and still have bad sex? Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love, but the sex is the worst I've ever had, and I'm including my early twenties. Could it be that I love her as a friend?

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate falafel today

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Gem, you've had regular sex ever since you were twelve

errrr no, i've been sexually active for about 12 years (i'm 28).

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It could be.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Could it be that I love her as a friend?

...or is that just a stupid thing to say? "I love you as a friend." Oh Jesus, someone please slap the shit out of me if I ever actually say that to a woman.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I worry sometimes that I will
(a) never have sex again;
(b) never be in love again; and
(c) both of the above.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"I love you as a friend."

someone said that to me once. it broke my heart.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost me too luna! i think about that quite a lot actually.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You're only worried about (a) because you care about (b).

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Which, BTW, is completely understandable, right, and noble.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

errrr no, i've been sexually active for about 12 years (i'm 28).

Oh, sorry, I misread you post.

Kenan, how long have you been with her? Things might take time to develop, but usually the love part should help.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(b) breaks my heart. at least it would if I had one.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuomas -- At this date... three years and four months. Long enough for whatever was going to develop to develop. I'm just worried about hanging around so long that hatred and resentment develop.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Luna, I'm sure it'll happen to you again.

My problem seems not to be that I don't fall in love, but that I fall in love with persons who only "love me as a friend".

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, Jesus. Shut up. Weren't you just talking yesterday about having kids and loving them eternally? Yeah, you're so heartless. I could stand to borrow some of your heart.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay Kenan, now I see your point.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I'm just being crabby. I'm sick and I'm tired and I'm lonely and I'm so sick and tired of being lonely. If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, Jesus. Shut up.

That was a bit abrasive, wasn't it?

Luna, you are not heartless. You are warm and understanding and forgiving and loving. I don't understand why you would ever think yourself heartless, but you have my email address if you ever want to expand on that in private.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it wasn't abrasive, you're right, I should shut up.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

Because Hitler was a charmer? And Eva hated Jews, too? Don't wish for that.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has become something less than horny.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No I'm not wishing for that, I just thought of the worst person I could think of and... don't even listen to me, I'm all coked up on cold meds, and I'm just really weary.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Good point.

Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has become something less than horny.

Rules of the InterWeb, part XXIV:

When Hitler gets mentioned, the horniness level usually falls down.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps "This is the lonely commiseration thread" would be a more apt title. Or would that be too sad?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus CHILLAX FOLKZ0RZ

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

Luna, I think you're the shizzle, fo nizzle, and I'd have my wizzle wit yizzle all nizzle, ya dizzle?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop-speak aside, I'm quite serious.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say "Well done, Tuomas" but then read the rest of your posts and got all sad. I hope that something turns out alright for you.

Seems like Luna's posts are writing the story of my life right now.

I guess I'm just being crabby. I'm sick and I'm tired and I'm lonely and I'm so sick and tired of being lonely. If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

This feels so OTM it hurts. Except not so extreme, more like I look round my friends and colleagues and even random strangers and feel like "crikey, if they can find someone to put up with them, why can't I?" only that just makes me more depressed and lonely.

I still keep having random crying jags nearly every morning, it seems like lately. And I still have bursts of anger at my ex for dumping me so horribly. But then I try to remind myself that I was lonely and miserable a lot of the time even when I was *with* him.

Less talk of sadness, more talk of sexing... sigh. I try to write horny wank porn, and halfway through it stops being about the horny porn and starts being about sweet and tender moments like sitting eating breakfast in caffs and tender moments in the bathtub washing his hair and long, urgent conversations about random stuffs.

I don't miss having a boyfriend, I miss having a best friend. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, this is depressing.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can still write the horny wank porn; I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

And I heartily apologize for having brought this thread down.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(And Andrew, I would so take you up on that right now...)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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