"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Damn you Trayce! :)

I keep my friends diverse enough that there's got to be at least one person breaking the law, on unemployment, converting to Catholicism, gutterpunk, engaged, gay, married, going through a divorce, high, or rich. Life is a rich tapestry.

sonned in a shift-enter beef.

I wish I had more shitfights on my FB! All my friends are left of Stalin, so it'll never happen.

i don't! i hate seeing this tbqh

Yeah in all honesty I prob wouldnt enjoy it either. Esp cos some of my friends can be... vicious.

I eventually end up deleting or being deleted by friends with whom there are constant clashes.

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.

Oh that blows :(

I eventually end up deleting or being deleted by friends with whom there are constant clashes.

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.

Jesus Built my Hotmail

vg.

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.

...and she probably doesn't realize how passive-aggressive that sounds.

Pretty sure that if you're an ultra-Christian, you're going to have to choose Jesus over everybody.

jesus is all, all is jesus, god is great!

i have solved all the porblems

Oh, you have?

i am jesus, praise jesus

friend jesus

anyone notice 'Memorable Status Updates'? whatsdatabout?

some bullshit

"No, I do not want Facebook as my homepage..."

Hate the new 'message centre'. Think I've been saying this for over a year, but COME ON, when will the new social network site take over? I was fine moving from friendster to myspace, myspace to facebook, I can do it again.

still h8 the new pop-out way of viewing photos

plus half the time shit just doesn't load, and the latest privacy settings thing was bs

Are you on Diaspora?

To answer emily's question though I still haven't exactly come across what the point of diaspora is supposed to be.

I think the photo viewer is now at full saturation. There used to be a way around it (via "photo memories"), but I can't make it work now.

To answer emily's question though I still haven't exactly come across what the point of diaspora is supposed to be.

originally it was to punish the jews for worshipping false gods. idk what it's for anymore

i like how the photo view opens over yr news feed so you dont have to navigate back and lose yr place when you close it but i HATE how you cant grab photos off it because im a compulsive internet photograbber - i know theres a download button but then the pic not in the right place gdamn this fucks w/my flow h8 u fb

The photoviewer is great for the news feed, yes. To get to the old display, where you can grab the photo, just reload/refresh while the viewer is open.

The hell are you people downloading off of Facebook?

As for the friend who chose Jesus over me, I was kind of asking for it when I called God a real selfish motherfucker for killing Rue McClanahan and that if he tried that shit with Betty White I was coming after him. She found that not funny at all.

"Oh, hey. A picture of my co-worker's sister in a prom dress." *~sAvE*~

lol dude youve seen one of my albums has a picture from yr fb, you even commented on it

Haha, I forgot about those albums. Download all you want, gr8080 jr.

guys just hit F5 in the new photo viewer and it goes back to the old way

Alex and C******** O**** are now friends after both attending Florentine drinks.

wut, since when has the bolded part been a thing that facebook tells people

WUT? You know that some PR somewhere is going to have to report on how many party guests became friends following their event.

the funny thing is how it makes it look like C and I just met at those drinks, when we've actually been friends (in the always-talk-at-same-parties sense) for ages and only just got round to being fbook friends b/c who even bothers being rigorous about that any more

its been doing that a while and yeah, lex you point out the obvious flaw. What a dumb idea it is.

i remember reading about friendster in a magazine and how "celebs" were into it and i was like jeez *everyone* is a loser now also what about privacy

fuck I think I just clicked on one of those linkbait scams :>

ppl with me on fb, am I recommending links

naw

whew *wipes sweat off brow*

how have those not been removed from the site yet?? wtf do the people who work at fb do w/ their time

other than read the inboxes of girls they like

yeah when youve made people afraid to click links on yr website you have a problem

and i mean apps apps forget abt that

an app is likely to kill yr whole family

hahah what sort of power do the engineers at fb have

"why does this guy keep appearing in my fb feed?"

each feed is hand curated by an angry nerd