Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

I don't know if I can finish this. The script is awful -- it's like the repartee itself was written in 1996.

When does Jake's schlong appear?

Saw it with the wife a couple months back and generally enjoyed it, but it does have the feeling of being really disjointed. Like, part of it is Thank You For Smoking-type satire (which I liked), part of it is your typical rom-com (which I didn't like, especially the awful ending), part of it is Lifetime Movie-of-the-Week stuff (which was alright), and then you have your random Jonah Hill stand-in who literally could not be any less convincing as Jake Gyllenhaal's brother. But overall, it was pretty decent. Probably the only rom-com I've seen where the male lead has sex with every female with a speaking part (besides his mother and his brother's wife, I guess)

When does Jake's schlong appear?

it doesn't

for all the fuss there's really not that much nudity

I know. Luckily Ann Hathaway's condition is starting to deteriorate, so hopefully she'll die soon and I can stop watching.

ha ha i thought you were commenting on the actress herself, not the character, and i was like me-ow

lol me too

shakey mo sotosyn

they shoulda stuck to the Viagra salesman's book.

meanwhile, this Source Code thing -- my quota of convoluted scifi is filled.

OKAY HE ASKED THE BUS DRIVER TO STOP THE BUS AND IT DID. And he didn't even offer to fuck him.

oh god that is like the worst fucking moment in the film, genuinely nearly walked out

also she actually gets out to talk to him! instead of telling him to fuck off!

if the movie had ended with a shot of Jake in his Jack Twist mid-forties mustache sitting next Katherine Hepburn in her late eighties it would've been the best thing ever filmed.

oh god that is like the worst fucking moment in the film, genuinely nearly walked out

yeah I thought the same thing, this movie was not exactly very clever but what a dumb, cop out ending; it would be way more interesting if he had just heeded that guy's advice and NOT persued a relationship he'll wind up regretting

Twitter exploded with accounts of a scuffle between Gyllenhaal, who plays a soldier in Jones’ sci-fi thriller, and a guy who tried to take his photograph … er, mid-stream.

“Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’” Tweeted Cinematical’s Erik Davis.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/03/jake-gyllenhaal-fends-off-restroom-photographer.html

wtf who does that? (the photographer, not Gyllenhaal)

Saw it with the wife a couple months back and generally enjoyed it, but it does have the feeling of being really disjointed

Definitely--like you can actually tell really easily which bits were by which rewriter-for-hire

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2011/03/pee-wee_code.php

i think his new one - jake's on a train, or something, maybe it's source code - has jeffrey wright, which kinda collaterally makes me want to see a jake gyllenhaal movie

Hm.

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/5/15/13/jake-gylenhaal-channeling-his-inner-grace-jones-i-31116-1305480275-3.jpg

Christmas card, I assume

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5dqeCzIh1qcfoo3o1_500.jpg

God, that movie with Anne Hathaway was terrible. I admit that I wanted to watch it for less than honorable reasons, so maybe I got what I deserved.

Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’”

yes please Jake oh god yes

Jake coming to Broadway. I am so not going for $100.

http://www.roundabouttheatre.org/Shows-Events/If-There-Is.aspx

poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:49 AM (3 years ago)

This thread is really the history of homosexuality on ILX.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/542304_338125212942759_456945342_n.jpg

hair yummo!

is he making a film about fishermen

About fishers of men.

Richard Masur is back!

stage debut reviewed in today's NYT

so is End of Watch any good

Ever-so-slightly above average buddy cop film only because Jake and Pena are really good together. Filming style baffles me. No real plot. Family stuff is meh. Back in the local multiplex this weekend for reasons I don't understand.

it's one of the best movies of the year

do he and Peña kiss?

no but they call each other bro a lot, tenderly

END OF WATCH: good cop movie

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RU-pEeMf4Qc/USc9rUdhy5I/AAAAAAABVbU/dUrOC7Zyhww/s1600/144+%281%29.jpg

HAI DERE

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

c;lassic post

is there really a 725 reply thread about jake gyllenhaal

open your ass cheeks, Hungry

i wouldnt have guessed that JG was like, a smokin hot dude back when i watched donnie darko. he just seemed like any guy to me. he's gotten p. buff since then though

he wasn't

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

This is my favourite ILX post ever.

I recently discovered that a long-time crush of mine considers JG her "dream guy". This information, combined with that Easton post, is now making me grin like an idiot for some reason.

I am not at all gonna pay to see Prisoners -- Paul Dano, ugh --- but JG has another Denis Villeneuve film done where he Patty Dukes it!

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-denis-villeneuves-enemy

What's better than one Jake Gyllenhaal?...

“Rather than play the scenario for black humor or Hitchcockian intrigue, Villeneuve mines it for tedious pathological navel-gazing and banal sexual fantasy”

:o