Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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shorts on women meh. do ladies still wear sundresses?

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

I would just like to pre-emptively say that I exempt La Lechera from any and all complaints about shorts. She can wear anything she wants and I promise to be charmed.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

where do you stand on the "jeans-under-dresses" thing?

I used to see deadhead girls doing this in California and it was weird to me

then I met super-fashiony weirdo people from Scandinavia who did it too

is it just a "warmth" thing? is it a good look or is it anger-inducing?

the tune is space, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Proper Summer Attire

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

its so no one can see the hippies bush.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Good a place to ask as any: Is there a giant thread about what's going on in Wisconsin?

Seeing giant threads about anything else is making me irrationally irritated

have you tried the politics thread

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Or the Search link.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

where do you stand on the "jeans-under-dresses" thing?

no

just, no

ENBB, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

What if they're like those pajama jeans as seen on tv? Those are like leggings, right? :)

mh, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

what enbb said re: jeans under dresses

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

Can I add a sidenote complaint about girls wearing tiny short shorts in cold weather? I mean, I know it's not an ew gross and eyeroll they sure are purty etc perv perv whatever...but THAT much bare leg in the freezing cold is just not right and it annoys the shit out of me. I want to throw them in my car and drive them home and make them get changed. Or take them to a shelter that provides pants for inappropriately dressed girls.

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

pants lol.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

I want to throw them in my car and drive them home

You too, huh?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

I would donate to that charity if not for the fact that inappropriately dressed girls prob spend 3 or 4x as much on their wardrobes as I do and I'll be damned if I'm giving them anything of mine on top of it.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

x-post british lol.

ENBB, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

hahah laurel otm

ENBB, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

THOSE JEGGINS DON'T BUY THEMSELVES, U KNOW.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

Around here I see lots of girls wearing those micro shorts in the winter, but usually with tights underneath.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

all the ones I see are bare legged. >:(

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

I've lived in houses with deadbolts that needed to be opened by key from the inside. My solution was to leave the key in them. My boyfriend thought it was a security risk until I explained that the key in the lock is just the same as a knob on a "normal" deadbolt.

which is also a security risk. the whole point of these is if you have a door with a window in it, or a window near the door, someone can't just punch through the window and open the bolt. deadbolts are stupid, but putting windows in/near doors is more stupid and causes me to be IA.

rockapads, Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

Haha - after reading that people who wear shorts in winter are Iowans, I thought when others said "makes me IA" they meant "makes me Iowan," until I read your post, rockapads. Things make more sense now.

Jesse, Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

being 6' 2" and using 3 foot long headphones while working out, having one violently rip out always really makes me really angry

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

ia: the way jack in the box commercials say "melting cheese" instead of "melted cheese." were they sued for false advertising because their cheese wasn't fully melted? or was there some focus group that thought "melting" was sexier?

minsktrans.by (get bent), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

and i know "melting cheese" is also cheesegeekspeak for "a kind of cheese that melts well, e.g., emmentaler"

minsktrans.by (get bent), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

I think there's some other food ad that calls their product "chocolatey" and it makes me want to hurl/hurl things at the television every time.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

FUCKING COMPUTERS and all their works go in this thread. youtube videos suddenly won't play for NO REASON. i watche done two hours ago! i have done NOTHING since that could possibly stop them working. what is this nonsense?

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

it's probably a server issue

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

i mean do i really have to fucking update adobe flash again? I JUST WANT TO WATCH A TWO-MINUTE VIDEO, i don't want to have to go through the rigmarole of uninstalling and reinstalling and restarting and AAARGHHHH

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

what is a server issue?

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

waiters spitting in food

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

server issue = something is happening on the Youtube site that is affecting their ability to deliver video content

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

80% of the time, if you get the endlessly spinning circle of dots when you try to play a video, it's Youtube's fault; wait 5/10 minutes and try again

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

i just get a black rectangle where the video screen is - no play button or anything. clicking furiously on this black rectangle and yelling at it has no effect >:(

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

waiters spitting in food

this is a good analogy, computers are basically waiters constantly spitting in my life

lex pretend, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

:)

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

Shorts don't bother me as much as the hideous feet jammed into hideous sandals/flipflops/thongs that usually appear below them

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

add beige socks and it's all over for the human race imo

Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

lex if yr getting a blank screen and it's suggesting to upgrade Flash, then do so, it takes like 5 minutes and if you havent done it in 6-12 months it'll definitely be the problem. Stupid I agree, but eh.

one time, something happy craz (Trayce), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

James Morrison otm

rockapads, Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

10.2 Flash for Macs is literally a billion times less intensive on the CPU (if you're using Windows pls ignore, also I pity you)

Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

xp: Thanks! So there aren't any threads devoted exclusively to the WI protests, but the U.S. Politics Post-Election one will do. And yeah, I tried searching, thanks. Pleasant Plains, haven't we been talking on here for like 11 years?

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

I swear I am going to plough my car right into my dumbfuck neighbors house one day. Their truck is parked the driveway and mr dumb fuck has been installing a speaker system. For the past hour, my windows rattle intermittently from the STUPIDLY LOUD dumbfuck fucking subwoofers.
The man never leaves the house, he has 900 children... when the fuck is he going to ever roll through the hood with this shit, he never fucking GOES anywhere anyway, all he does is back the truck in and out of the fucking driveway.
Fuck, goddammit...these people. Everything they do, eveyrtime I see or hear them they are annoying the shit out of me.

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 11 March 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

I've been here for eight, Pete. And c'mon, breaking your balls on the irrationally angry thread is nothing. ;-)

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 March 2011 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

- People who get offended by being called "mate" or "dude". Irrational, because I completely understand why they don't like it, but FFS, it's just what people call each other, get over yourself.

farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Friday, 11 March 2011 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

- as a follow up, I get annoyed when people call dialectal accental variations "bad English".

farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Friday, 11 March 2011 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

- People who get offended by being called "mate" or "dude"

i am one of these people

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

"mate" is unacceptable except as an ironic gesture ("m8" not "mate"). both, from strangers or acquaintances, contain an over-familiarity that i dislike.

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

I don't feel friendly overtures from 'mate' when I hear a stranger saying it to me, I hear someone trying to gain favour or some kind of compliance.

anna sui generis (suzy), Friday, 11 March 2011 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

PR emails!!!!

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

PR emails that start "mate" - NO SON

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)


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