Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

So there are three of us in the lift (there are seven lifts in this building, they come every three seconds) and the door's about to close and one complete basket case forces the door open and like six billion people get in and press every button.

Just dicked my cigarette onto my leg, while wearing stockings.

so I guess it's safe to assume that "dicked" doesn't mean what I think it means

fwiw I live up the road from trayce and I still don't know what it means

with Trayce god only knows what it means...it could be our worst fears realized, lol (<3 u trayce hee hee)

I knew I'd get wtf comments. Its def an aus phrase and possibly only a bogan one - means the lit, glowing-ash part falls off and lands on something in a burny chunk.

I have no effing idea where the phrase comes from.

don't get IA about it

trayce are u a bogan y/n

lolll

my favorite was always 'donkey root', when you light a ciggy with another lit ciggy heee heee lololol

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moral: smoking gives you cancer, increases your risk of heart disease, harms your baby and makes people go o_O with yr cig-related colloquialisms

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'sorry, I just came ash on your scarf'

I wasnt being IA! I just swear all the time, cmon you know me.

Am I a bogan? I sincerely hope not, but alas I do come from slightly bogan stock. Literally, in a sense - my dad is from Nyngan which is on the banks of the lovely Bogan river, lololol.

Urb Dictionary reckons the phrase is "donkey dicked" cigarette which kinda ties both me and veg's phrases together! Never heard that onebefore.

I am from Colac so even if I'm not a bogan, I'm a bogan :(

COLAC

I'm from Queanbeyan, so ditto!

hi fives

at least we're neither of us from Moe. Lets be thankful for that small mercy.

i know a girl from moe

she is a little bogany

lol a little bogany from Moe is uber bogan anywhere else

my cousin is from Morwell, when we were 16 I took her to a local disco in Colac, and they played The Angels "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face"...all of a sudden she grabs a chair, stands on it, and starts headbanging. I was like "AGGH WTF ARE YOU DOING". She was all, "I don't get it, that's what everyone does at home when we play that song"...I'm all yeah but when you go out, you go out in MOE.

I've heard lighting a cig off of an already lit one called butt fucking. Is that a common term?

at least we're neither of us from Moe. Lets be thankful for that small mercy.

oh jesus

i'm not one to deal in absolute stereotypes however everything everyone has ever heard about moe is true

^^^ this

"Am I ever gonna see your face again NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF"

Ah, high school discos.

Anyway we seem to have digressed.

we went there by accident a couple of years ago, 'er indoors was so horrified that she refuses to go anywhere in the whole of east gippsland xp

i know a girl from moe

she is a little bogany

Start of worst limerick ever

"We've gone on HOLIDAY by MISTAKE!"

hahahaa

we were bored one day, we went to east gippsland, we stopped at moe for lunch, 'er indoors threatened divorce

in our family Moe is affectionately known as "poo town"

looooooooooool

- when the people at the caff put soy sauce on my dim sims, after i specifically requested they not do so, with exaggerated head shake, twice.

- witch house music

"course you want soy sauce EVERYONE wants soy sauce on their dimmies or are you a poofta or something"

she appears to be young european student tho

in bulgarian 'no' means 'i am a stan for your condiments'

Absolutely despise whoever started the e-trend of "[statement]?...i think so"

You see it a lot of fb/twitter/etc:

"vail on sunday?... i think so"
"night out with the girls?... i think so"
"pancakes as hangover cure?... i think so"

STOP IT

I'm already 10000% over "winning" and "tiger blood". If Charlie Sheen doesnt get committed to a mental hospital soon or snort a bucket full of chlorine pool cleaner I may well shoot him in the face myself

Really disgusted at how people are just lapping that shit up. It's the single most obvious self-promotion streak I've seen in years (his joint venture with ad.ly should have tipped off a load of people but nooooo).

also I have all that crap blocked in tw4tter so

grown adult students who haven't done any study or homework (despite my most bestest motivations) complaining that their company will make them pay for the exam if they don't pass it & getting all passive aggressive & panicky about it nnnnnnnnng!

people who wear shorts in the winter...wtf is that shit. hey bozo, its 20 degrees out get one pant.

Maybe they're going to or from the gym?

there's a guy who lives somewhere near me who I often see walking his dog while wearing shorts even when it's very much below freezing. It doesn't bother me at all though.

Smokers who are technically obeying the letter of the law by standing 10 feet or whatever outside the entrance to a building, but stand directly in the path of travel for people entering or leaving so you have to walk through a cloud of smoke anyway.

no its definately not gym attire. its like cargo shorts and sweaters.