$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

lol I don't get $600

how does your social tell you?

The lower the last two digits, the sooner you get MONEYZ.

Bought wireless headphones.

They sound like shit and I'm bringing them back.

THANKS GOVERNMENT

Stimulus Payment Schedule for Tax Returns Processed by April 15

Do not buy wireless audio equipment at all, ever. It's goddamn hard enough to make wired audio equipment sound good.

i think im only getting $300 since my gross income was so low..... :(

going to be so pissed if i only get 300

You only have to break $12k or something to get the full $600.

Z_S if you have a ps3 i will swap xbox360 plus unopened GTAIV for it.

imagine being able to afford records and clothes and vacations. wows.

WOOOO SIX BILLS IN MY CHEKCING ACCT!!!!!!!!!!!
BUYING ALL THIS BEERS & BURRITOS 2NIGHT

you are a great american.

I got a check today. Now I can pay for 2 months of healthcare.

I also got a Jury Duty notice. Coincidence?

need for deposit for new fucking apartment

got

bought a ticket to shanghai. haha i gave my money not to an american airline but China Eastern

If I had them withdraw the money I owed, will I get DD

My bank is processing the deposit. And I was thinking of getting a DVD recorder (not TIVO). Does anyone have any recommendations?

what SS# are they up to?

I got mine today and I'm 24! Friends with much higher numbers got their's a week ago. I think it's bullshit.

I'm using my money to move to Canada.

i thought the SSN thing was only if you were getting a paper check?

DIRECT DEPOSIT

Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16

MY GOVERNMENT LIES

i paid $600 to my credit card. hope it helps out that mortgage mess, dudes.

i might spend my $600 on taliban-sourced afghan heroin just to spite the US govt. i might also spend it on pizza. either way i bet i turn up to work on Monday with crusty vomit stains on my jeans.

you have by the end of the day, IRS. get depositin'

then fuck, i need to check ye olde bank ledger.

NOT THERE YET.

i have checked every day for the last two weeks!

oooh between the 600 and finally getting my perkins check the other day (yes, 1 week before semester end!) i am rolling! but now i will pay rent and bills and be poor again.

hahahaha my wife told me yesterday we weren't getting ours until August, which is BS I just checked the website, we should have by next week

a) she was fucking with me
b) she already has the money and is leaving me
c) she just got confused
d) ???

Definitely b), and she probably bought the drums you wanted just to spite you.

upon learning that this money should be hitting my bank account i immediately went to ebay and started pricing guitars i don't need.

that's what bushie is counting on you to do.

i dont think i got mine yet
i did get my ny state refund yesterday though

Maybe I should put my imaginary $600 towards an imaginary down payment on the half-million dollar studio condo I'll never be able to afford. THE AMERICAN DREAM RITE!

that's what bushie is counting on you to do.

yeah i know. but it still seems better than my original plan of stimulating the economy a half gram at a time.

i just gave 500 of it to my credit card company. OOOH YEAH

i don't like the silver hardware but i like the black on black pickguard and i really regret selling my jaguar.

http://i3.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/ee/9f/1f56_1.JPG

I got my money and bought a ticket to Seatlle.

fuck it, i'm blowing it on pizza.

i'm spending mine on GASOLINE

1200! Another great reason to be married (and vote Republican!). And not even be an American!

definitely hide it from your spouse like mrs. que did.

spending it on gas will ensure it reaches terrorist countires more quickly than my heroin plan. and yet it's me that'd be breaking the law. go figure.

xpost bell labs booooooooooo^^^^^

I'm spending mine on a fez monkey and a set of crayons.

i'm spending mine on GASOLINE

Probably a more sound investment than anything else out there.

whree the fuck is my money