Marijuana: Classic or Dud?

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The host of the party called me "The Resident Laughing Buddha."

HAHA He was just being nice.

kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

mary jane = dud. boring, boring, boring.

bigger dud = hanging out with people who are high on it. even more boring, boring, boring.

and it smells like dirty gym socks.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

your mom's face smells like dirty gym socks you gay baby

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gukbe = bob faget

am0n, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

lol @ pre-fitness cutty

gershy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

i smoke tough and am fit as fuck if u wanna fight it's on

jergïns, Thursday, 1 November 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

i still smoeks

cutty, Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

About as dud as dud gets

Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's cool so are all of your posts!

strgn, Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Who are you?

Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh right yeah, I think I know who you are but I never read anything you post, so I can't come back with a smart zinger, sorry

Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

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burt_stanton, Thursday, 1 November 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, take a hit and chill the fuck out.

dan m, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Classic, but I would weigh 900 pounds if I did it all the time.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

tom, strgn, i dont know who any of you are!

chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone else switched over to the clear cellulose rollies?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

And yet I know who you are! (xp)

Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone else switched over to the clear cellulose rollies?

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, November 1, 2007 9:05 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I love these things! They burn nicely and evenly with no runs. They need to make longer and wider ones, though.

Lolpez, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

once you figure out the nuances of rolling with them, they're great, eh!?
the one annoying thing is how they go out as soon as you ignore it for a few seconds.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/2001bongolithcopy.jpg

latebloomer, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

the dawn of maaaaan

latebloomer, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

ya the cellulose papers are a+++++++

chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

and you can see through them!!

chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

and it seemed so unnatural and wrong at first!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 November 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

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burt_stanton, Thursday, 1 November 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

The cellulose rollies roll easier than papers, I find. And yeah, they do go out if you ignore them for too long, but that's not a bad thing.

Lolpez, Thursday, 1 November 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

Man, those cellulose papers end up getting all stuck on me. It's like smoking a j rolled scotch tape. Maybe my rolling technique is off?

Trip Maker, Thursday, 1 November 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Im not a fan and it almost ruined "That '70s Show" for me until I realized that was heroin they were smoking in the circle.

Our local news anchors call it "pot". Is that normal?

sunny successor, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Not if he's trying to sell it to you.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

I used to love it but don't seem to be capable of enjoying it anymore. Every time I smoke I just feel the same dull, irritating cloudiness without much of the beautiful sensory overload I used to get.

Hurting 2, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

i smoked with my parents for the first time this summer. i knew my dad smoked and brought some home specifically at his request, but christ, my mom? that was unexpected. she was so militantly anti-drug when i was growing up and confiscated much from both my sister and i. one time she searched my sister's bag and found smelling salts, like the packets that come in first aid kits, and in all seriousness asked us "are these POPPERS?!" my sister had no clue what poppers were, and i just started laughing because i only knew of them as a fabled gay club drug which nobody in rural new england would ever even no where to obtain or why. she had obviously read about it in an outdated pamphlet and decided we were poppers addicts or something.

Anyways sorry to digress (weed lol) after smoking with the family, my mom later asked if i would be her "hook-up"! it just is so funny to me.

weed is classic, basically

bell_labs, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

also, i have no idea why my sister had smelling salts in her bag, but it probably was to see if you could get high of them. we were stupid, stupid teenagers.

bell_labs, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

neutral. obvious classicness potential, but I've had some less-than-great experiences lately. basically, like 99% of things in life, it depends who you do it with.

bernard snowy, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

classic undoubtedly, but much more fun when i was in high school and there was an element of rebellion involved. now i just eat doritos and listen to panda bear, which is still classic, but not as fun.

J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

I've had less-than-great experiences lately as well, though they involve procurement and acquisition issues.

joygoat, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Marijuana - It's Just a Plant

Z S, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://justaplant.com/story/08.jpg
“What do you do with the flowers?” asked Jackie.

“My friends eat them,” said Bob, “and smoke ‘em.”

“They smoke flowers?!”

“Yep. Doctors, teachers, artists, actors, even mayors and presidents. Marijuana makes some people feel happy. Other people say it’s ‘dreamy.’”

“Why do you use it, Farmer Bob?” asked Jackie.

“I don’t,” he said. “It just puts me to sleep!”

Z S, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

that made me want to stop smoking pot.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

A psychedelic doctor is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neigh-bor-hood
A stoner father is a person in your neighborhood
They're the people that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet
each
day

Abbott, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

I do kind of wish my bedroom looked like this:

http://justaplant.com/story/02.jpg

Abbott, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

There is only one thing you can do when you seize that much marijuana - burn it all at once in a giant pile outside, and stand in the smoke to make sure it's being burned properly.

Z S, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/randomnoisebursts/barrylevon.jpg

LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Aw yeah, baby.
LeVon: It's that time.
Barry: Aw, you know it's that time.
LeVon: I'm Le Von.
Barry: And I'm Barry, Sagittarius.
LeVon: And it's time, it's time for two point six
Barry: million dollars
LeVon: worth of marijuana'.
Barry: worth of marijuana'.
Barry: Now I know what you're thinkin'
LeVon: "Barry and Le Von, where did you get two point six million dollars?"
Barry: (shake head and put finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby
LeVon: It ain't your concern.

Z S, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

People do love them some drugs, so I accept that people will always be popping, smoking, injecting, inhaling, chugging and whatever the hell else ways you can cram them into one's bloodstream. I do hate to see people go off the deep end with them, though. Nasty bit of awful when that happens. It happens a lot.

As drugs go, weed is not the worst. It's been a long, long time since I smoked. I've been legal a long time. Alcohol. A bit of caffeine. Just the classics.

If everything became legal tomorrow, I might be tempted to dabble more, but I know in every brain cell I own that it's not especially good for my health. I like my health. I miss it when it's gone.

Aimless, Sunday, 27 April 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

but what if your health were to be outlawed?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 27 April 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

I will cross that bridge when I come to it.

Aimless, Sunday, 27 April 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

first rule: do not put the cat in the bong.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 05:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Stoned%20Cat%2002.jpeg

burt_stanton and ernie (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5i-r0bTAqBx6tUFK_XbkoYvP3nqYw

getting animals high is really nothing new but seriously why would you stuff a cat into ^^ that and smoke it u sick fuck

i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

fallon just had a joke about this story in his monologue

burt_stanton and ernie (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 05:40 (seventeen years ago)


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