WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

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WHO IS THE MANIAC MASSACRING SWANS?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

Carlos the Quackal

ka£ka (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2011 10:02 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't it obvious?

13 years of labour have taught people they can do as they like and not have to worry about punishment and many don't even know the difference between right and wrong.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

There's a terrific article in to-day about how "Labour" has left us "all" with a "trillion" pounds of "debt".

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7LI62.png

He said: "We have seen footage where a child is pushing a trolley out of a supermarket with a flat screen television in it.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 March 2011 09:58 (fifteen years ago)

Nice to see the Express on an anti-semitic tip, makes a change from the scary Islams

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2011 10:07 (fifteen years ago)

balanced coverage innit

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2011 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

Still blaming foreigners though.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

The idea that each child can earn £120,000 a year is idiotic and then to multiply that by 5 to get to £600,000 is just dishonest the kind of shit you expect from DE journalists. Fuck, even calling them journalists makes me puke.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, it's only pushing three trolleys out of three supermarkets with a flat screen television in each every day.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

the fagin scheme sounds pretty good tbh. way better the shoplifting-from-tesco techniques me and my friends have been developing lately.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

In any case, this has been going on for centuries!

"These children cannot be prosecuted/taken to court" is not the same thing as "police cannot do anything"...

If they wanted to put "Police can't be bothered with these small trifles when theres PoliceCameraAction work to be done" / "drugs rings/cartels to be smashed", they *might* have had some sort of effect.

But, as per, the underlying theme is "the rules are not strong enough"....

Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2011 09:29 (fifteen years ago)

ritual culling of everyone under the age of ten, let god be their judge.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 14 March 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, guess the only two national papers not to lead on Japan today, and what the stories are that they deem more important:

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A thinly-veiled xenophobic crusade and some tits on the telly, sums up Desmond's empire perfectly.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

why has he banned ethnic minorities from his show

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I really want to read that article. Prob aiming for some cotswolds realism. WHO WILL PLAY BRITAIN'S FIRST BLACK PARISH CLERK?

oppet, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Goddamn race equality think tanks, rolling through the pleasant valleys of middle England and firing their filthy foreign shells into our all-white villages:

It is a picture-postcard county blighted only by an unusually high number of grisly murders.

But now the fictional shire of Midsomer is at the centre of a race row after the creator of detective drama Midsomer Murders claimed part of the show’s appeal was its all-white cast.

Producer Brian True-May said the location “wouldn’t work” if there was any racial diversity depicted in what he described as “the last bastion of Englishness” in the Midsomer villages.

His comments sparked anger from the director of the UK’s leading race equality think tank, the Runnymede Trust, who branded his views unfair and exclusionary.

“Maybe I’m not politically correct,” Mr True-May told the Radio Times. “We just don’t have ethnic minorities involved. It wouldn’t be the English village with them. It just wouldn’t work.”

He added: “Suddenly we might be in Slough. Ironically, Causton [a town in the show] is supposed to be Slough. And if you went into Slough you wouldn’t see a white face there. We’re the last bastion of Englishness and I want to keep it that way.”

Rob Berkeley, director of the Runnymede Trust, said that Mr True-May’s comments risked turning off viewers with ethnic minority backgrounds.

He said: “Clearly, as a fictional work, the producers of Midsomer Murders are entitled to their flights of fancy, but to claim that the English village is purely white is no longer true and not a fair reflection of our society, particularly to this show’s large international audience.

“It is not a major surprise that ethnic minority people choose not to watch a show that excludes them.”

Mr True-May, the programme’s co-creator, was asked in the interview why “Englishness” could not include other races. He said: “Well, it should do, and maybe I’m not politically correct.

“I’m trying to make something that appeals to a certain audience, which seems to succeed. And I don’t want to change it.”

Mr True-May said he had not previously been tackled about the programme’s failure to reflect “cosmopolitan” society.

He said: “It’s not British, it’s very English. We are a cosmopolitan society in this country, but if you watch Midsomer you wouldn’t think so. I’ve never been picked up on that, but quite honestly I wouldn’t want to change it.”

The producer has also banned swearing, violence and sex scenes from the show. But his idyllic formula does not stop challenging storylines, or other elements of diversity which do not involve ethnicity. “If it’s incest, blackmail, ­lesbianism, homosexuality...­terrific, put it in, because people can believe that people can ­murder for any of those reasons,” he told the Radio Times.

The latest series, on ITV1 next week, has a new star, Neil Dudgeon, as central character DCI John Barnaby.

He replaces actor John Nettles (his cousin DCI Tom Barnaby) whose wife and daughter were played by Jane Wymark and Laura Howard. Midsomer Murders, based on the books by Caroline Graham, was launched in 1997 and has featured 222 murders.

The show is broadcast to 231 territories worldwide. A 2006 study found it to be “strikingly unpopular” with ethnic minorities.

The full interview is in the latest edition of Radio Times, which is on sale today.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:05 (fifteen years ago)

brian true may should be drowned in a puddle

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:07 (fifteen years ago)

Well, the ethnic diversity is what did for "Only fools and horses".

(i.e. Peckham is nothing like..)

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

Well at least if the 8NP start a TV channel they'll have something to show.

a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

xxp his brother Everett must despair

mixtape for after you get shawcrossed (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:14 (fifteen years ago)

Midsomer Murders producer suspended over race row

"Maybe I'm not politically correct...".

No, it's not that, it's that you're a racist old fart.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

um, guys.. ding ding ding...

“If it’s incest, blackmail, ­lesbianism, homosexuality...­terrific, put it in, because people can believe that people can ­murder for any of those reasons,” he told the Radio Times

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:34 (fifteen years ago)

I bet John Nettles is pelased with that Express front page making him look a tiny bit racist.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

nettles will of been devastated

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:49 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, and he's not even on the show anymore.

It is because he;s black...

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:49 (fifteen years ago)

He might be, wiki says he has never discovered the identity of his father.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

Just been sitting watching the vicar's children dancing around the MAYpole on the village green, then burned a few effigies of Jewish Bankers and had a good solid wank with the lads. Then off to the King George and Entrails for a pint of warm ale with my MAYtes and I believe a few righteous things will of been said about Miss Frome (sold 8/10) the new village schoolmarm and a right good bit of totty she is too.

George H, Buckinghamshire

www.truemay.com

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

one true-may..

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

Mr True-May, the programme’s co-creator, was asked in the interview why “Englishness” could not include other races. He said: “Well, it should do, and maybe I’m not politically correct.
I can't parse this quote. Is he saying Englishness could include other races or Englishness could not include other races?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:18 (fifteen years ago)

He's saying that everything he says is a lie, including that.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

Simon Jenkins basically said the same thing this morning on R4.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9425000/9425153.stm

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

simon jenkins, relevant commentator and broadcaster

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

Clearly R4 feel that way.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

radio 4, rele oh forget it

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously though, isn't he pretty popular? He seems to be all over the place. Or maybe it's just the things I look at i.e. websites about old churches, National Trust properties...OK, I get your point.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if Brian True-Dat has changed his views on political correctness in the UK now he's been suspended and a shitstorm has erupted

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

Nah pretty sure he will blame it on political correctness gone mad

ears are wounds, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

simon jenkins writes reasonably competent stuff much of the time but his explaining real england values to the commentariat stuff is kinda boring

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

Well you may say that but let me tell you we in the Church COnservation Trust disagree profoundly with many of his choices in his 1000 Best Churches book - St Andrew's at Shrivingham? - the man's clearly gone crazy!

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

xp, NV I get your point but what's the alternative? Ignoring him? Pretty sure he would still feel the same way.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not entirely sure what my point is. To the extent that a bloke like this says "it is not okay for me to express the following opinions in public" he's right. To the extent that he may break race discrimination law as an employer he's breaking the law and should be treated accordingly. To the extent that these shitstorms mainly serve to further entrench attitudes and always seem to divert discussion away from the original idiocy, I think it's counterproductive. The guy's quotes were stupid and offensive but not in any way that deserved more response than a detailed refutation imo, not this "burn the witch" shit.

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

ya i'd agree with that

should be fired and forgotten

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

Of course burning witches was very much part of Englishness until the do-gooders got their way.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

Im not sure there's any way he could have said what he said, been chastised or whatever and then there not be a shitstorm. No matter what his "punishment" he would have probably gone crying to the Express/Mail about his treatment anyway.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

Still the only papers not to lead with Japan:

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A second day on the front page for the long-running Midsomer Murders story, though.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

You don't understand, the Lotto is the name of my dog etc

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

In his home village, support for Mr True-May was solid. Early yesterday, he went to the newsagents, which is run by a British Indian...

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

death to false brian may

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 10:07 (fifteen years ago)

On a work level the comments were dumb because he’ll have great difficulty getting top British actors and actresses to guest in the show from now on apart from Nigel Havers types.

On any other level It’s A Good Story, which lest we forget is the number one concern of newspapers, whether it’s Japan or fan fiction Cotswolds.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 10:10 (fifteen years ago)


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