NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

remember when this game meant something?

Back of the old onion bag with that observation mate! Absolutely top point. Sir Alex will have been known been delighted known have will

:D

United field an unchanged team for the first time in 165 matches.

soft disallowed goal tbh

utd the beneficiaries, i mean lolobvs

that said, terry's blocked with his arm there.

Why does he do that?

neutral pundit Efan Ekoku concurs

this game is shaping up to be potentially not agonisingly shit

and it's LIVE

yeah it's good so far.

Least convincing right winger- torres or fletcher?

I'm assuming Fletcher's only there to stop Cole, he's a second right-back really.

TEA AND BISCUITS UP FRONT AND FOOTBALL DROPPING DEEP CAUSING ALL SORTS OF JOY FOR THE HOME TEAM

Fletch just skinned a man with all the grace of 70s winger Carlos Cuellar, you must be feeling pretty stupid right now darragh

great game so far...

Why does Luiz have his first name on his shirt too?

so john terry can remember it

lol

I feel pretty stupid 70% of the time it's what keeps me brayin like an ass tbh

rooney is an awful cunt for the cheating what? Terrible dive there.

if the ref had booked him for it he wouldnt have scored that beauty

great goal tbf...poss better than the overhead.

unbelievable atmosphere at this by the sounds of it

cracker

should have been closed down better but still a beautiful shot.

We're killing them at the moment

ivanovic had a great view of it

that's just rooney's non-shit goal celebration now, is it? worra bawbag.

jeez the ref isnt interested in makin any call in this one. That's rugby stuff from ivanovic.

Clattenberg must be so proud

tbf you can't deny the viewing public the joy they take from watchin the lad

Football League Nathan: "Neatly worked set-piece ends with Deane Smalley putting League Two leaders 1-0 up on second-place Wycombe and over at Brentford, Notts County's Jon Harley has picked up two yellow cards in five minutes and is back in the dressing room, watching the Chelsea game perhaps?"

fl nulthan, a star is born

Lol @ United fans shouting 'shoot' every time Ashley Cole gets the ball. Simple yet brilliant.

Chelsea looking much better since the goal.

yup.

i can't tell who the crowd are chanting "you sad bastard" at though

BLIMEY

was a beautiful save.

ridiculous

Football League Nathan: "Looking ominous for Wycombe as they fall 2-0 down to leaders Chesterfield, Danny Whitaker putting the hosts well in command. Still no goals in the Championship, only a matter of time, surely?"

Football League Nathan: "That did it, tempted a goal out of the Derby-Doncaster match. Billy Sharp responding to my call for Championship goals."

Ramires: The biggest waste of money this season?

say what you will about the BBC's hiring policy, they will have known that accumulating an army of empty husks would have allowed for unthinkable levels of crystalline faceless objectivity.

Fresh-faced BBC misery mine escapee Caroline Cheese was lamenting the death of the Big Sam on Twitter last I saw, she must've broken one of the many, many BBC house rules and fled to America from McNulty's death squads

* Name Caroline Cheese
* Bio Ex-BBC text commenburbler. Now learning American at Associated Press. Opinions? What are they?

a parting zing at the bbc's editorial lobotomy from the dairily monikered ex bbc woman cheese

all answering the phone and hearing a gravelly voice say "Oh Caroline. The chirpy female journalist must surely have known that making a bold prediction contravenes section 18c of the live text code of practice" and going pale

commenburbler

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Did you mean: common babbler

oh phil please no anything but that I will be sure to have taken note of the fact that you will doubtless demand greater rigour of banal impartiality from your young charges please phil

receiving an e-mail in the middle of the night that contains nothing but the text ", which means little pea", hyperlinked to a cache of covert photographs of her family

the castrated text dabbler mcnulty will have seen parallels with fellow wordsmith abelard when twittering missives to his objet d'amour cheese-heloise

clattenrug

came up w/that myself

beaut

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

sweet.

Cries of "shoot" from Chelsea fans when Ashley Cole takes possession. No further comment! #fb 24 minutes ago via web

o phil you rake you. (what is #fb?)