Ask Rufus (Maria & Scott's 7-year-old)

I have met Rufus and can confirm. (Namely, that he outcools all of us. Certainly me.)

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183628_10150147631770908_767115907_8100740_6467252_n.jpg

that's an awesome invisible orange!

seriously! rufus is more metal than most of us

we haven't been doing any covers,we're only doing our own songs. And i have been listening to stuff i like,and stuff i like.

hi rufus!

that last post of mine had a BIIIG error,what i meant to say was that i listen to stuff i like,and stuff that is recommended to me.

hi,Estela!

i just had my first day of nature camp today.

Hey that's great Rufus! What did you do?

we spent most of our day in the woods,and we pooped in holes.

Heh that's the way to do it out there! Sounds like a treat.

Rufus do u like Futurama?

rufus! what does the music yr working on sound like?

words that are not rufusmagufus: riffmungous

YES!i LOVE futurama!

the music we're working on doesn't sound like anything in particular.

:)

rufus is turning nine in december. oh how times flies. he's been in new york city with grandpa and cyrus. having lots of fun. which means i want to look at pictures of him.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/391789_10150411666042137_686202136_8480854_567480346_n.jpg

that's from today.

rufus is a top bloke.

oh and with grandpa yesterday. posted this on the OWS thread. what can i say? i miss my boys. coming back tomorrow night.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376531_10150455772225908_767115907_10465918_1187045332_n.jpg

yes, he rules

hello,i am your self conshios or am i homer simpson i really never decided.

― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i looove everything!

― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

he's been in new york city

does he fancy a pint?

a pint of ice cream, for sure.

that pic from OWS is great, yr kids will treasure that when theyre older

http://skotrok.blogspot.com/2012/01/rufus-and-scott-review-90s-indie-rock.html

Rufus: Not to be too personal on a public (ish) blog, but I want to hear some Can.

otm

:D i love everything about this, Scott! I demand a tv show.

Rufus: You sorta have to strain your eyes to see the disco.

<3

This is totally wonderful, Scott.

Rufus is so erudite, I'm p jealous

^^ otm and <3 it

This was really fun! And thanks, Rufus, for my great new screen name!

rufus seems really smart & well-spoken for a 12/13 year old

Rufus, your dad says you've been watching silent comedy movies. What movies do you think are the funniest?

Also, have you seen the freaky, funky silent movie 'MAn with a Movie Camera'? It is ace

rufus you are more articulate at 9 than i am at 34.

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 2:23 PM
To: skotrok
Subject:

Yo! Wussup?

On Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM, <skotrok> wrote:

Good evening, Lobster Face. I can only hope that your tentacles are properly tethered so as not to inflict undo pain to the other crustaceans in the tank. You have travelled many millennia to this place in order to extract justice from the jaws of tyranny in the form of cloud-shaped knick-knacks found on the mantel of destiny located under the stairs and beside the winter coats and grandpa's orthopedic cane collection. Use your powers wisely and never forget Tina Turner's words to the children of the Thunderdome: "You can't spell party without the letter P because if you do you just end up swimming in the deep end with arty sharks and arty sharks still owes me fifty bucks so if you see him you tell him i said he's an old so and so and i better not catch him at the tether ball tournament next week, okay?"

And with that I bid you a fond fondue. Your brother fox delta codename charlie, sxuse kot

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 3:18 PM
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:

Excuse me is this the right adress? Yes, quite. Mr. Sakafoofoo, your mission is simple. I actually never planned for you to have a mission. Make one up for yourself. This will only be a good thing if you DO NOT harm the Super molecular whoosywhat of the universe. The only way you could harm this is if you break the code of hard rocking around the traditional headbanger superfreeze. If this doesn't make sense, then read a book. You're sure to find it...

P.S.: I never inflict undo pain on other crustaceans in the tank.
Fond Fondue, Mr. Sakafoofoo............................................................................................................................What are you looking at?

From: skotrok
Sent: Sat Apr 07 23:21:22 EDT 2012
To: Rufus Seward
Subject: Re:

Monsiour Refeefee, Never before has a fate befallen a fate such as the fate that befell that most befouled of fates, Temptation. T. Tinklepink. As far as we know, the laundery matron who witnessed the attack escaped with her life only through the good graces of that beagle/chow/dachsund mix (a bechodach) Senor Peepers, and had she remained at her post a moment longer, the earth would have split and the clouds would have parted and all holy hell would have erupted inside her laundery cart and we never would have seen hide nor hair of her again. All hail Peepers! The wonder dog of wonder dogs! Three cheers for the marvelous mutt! The one and the only! Hip Hip Hoooooooorah!!!! Yay!!!!!! Peepers Peepers he's our man, if he can't do it nobody can! I mean, it's true isn't it? Who else could do such a thing? Surely not YOU. Not your fault of course. We all have our roles to play.

Chicken breast in the loaf, your man in Panama, Freddy the Fry Cook

From: Rufus Seward
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:
Date: Apr 11, 2012 7:42 PM
Mr. Sakafoofoo, I must say that you have been the only person to make a stand against the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould". Because of course if you hadn't you would have been the first person to make the statement 'Wussup! Srsly smne shd gt th peple sme rel fd!' Although that statement is barely legible it means as much as a dog peeing in the moonlight to me. (It doesn't mean much to me.) Take my advice clearly or else you will disturb the lobsters in the tank. (I have evolved above them.)

skotmagoofus

rush vs yes

which would rufus pick

― the late great, Thursday, July 26, 2012 8:01 PM (41 minutes ago)

WWRD?

the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould"

Happy tenth birthday dude!

the three of you guys looked like the death metal hanson on facebook :-D

rufus wowing his school with his original piano piece this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFeQkip1BNM

http://youtu.be/jFeQkip1BNM

oops sorry that's twice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXv_sx9FI0&feature=youtu.be