Generally I back in when I get home because I'm the last car in the row of spots and only fifteen feet separates my car from the entrance sidewalk.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
what's the logic for making it illegal beyond 'it annoys some people'?
yah I really don't know! Unless legislators want to ban white women on cellphones too (which I would endorse).
a lot of annoying things are illegal
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
not enough of them though
harbl -- one time I went to key a car that parked in a small space in a way that nobody else could park in the adjacent space...then as my key contacted the vehicle it was only then I realized someone was inside it
― i seen a man *plop* (San Te), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know what the logic is for it being illegal, tbh.
accidents when reversing into a spot are more likely to just be w/ a car instead of someone in a car or a pedestrian
― iatee, Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
i would not key a car but i am close to writing some passive-aggressive notes
― Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
great poll imo:
FLORIDA Stupid Laws
In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Oral sex is illegal in Florida.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
It is illegal to sell your children in Florida.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal in Florida.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
In Sarasota Florida it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine in Florida.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
thanks to Lawrence v Texas, one may now enjoy oral sex and non-missionary sex. Dunno how the porcupines are doing.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
i think the farting in public is only on thursdays
― i seen a man *plop* (San Te), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
one thing i hate and wish i could write my own tickets for is this: there is a big free parking garage next to the building i work in. it has hundreds of spots. the first level/entry ramp is the best to park on because the walk is quicker but all of those spots say "compact cars only." lazy asses in suvs or lincoln town cars still park there and then no one can park in the spots adjacent to them because they are too big. this is wrong!
― Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Sunday, February 27, 2011 2:20 PM (4 minutes ago)
p sure you have this power, ur a lawyer?
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
anyway a week ago i jumped a black guy's car who was parked the backing-in way, so there's my anecdote to add to that debate. i think backing in was smart in that case tho because it was v snowy - if i think there's snow coming and i might have trouble getting out i def want to be able to pull headfirst out, way easier to get thru snow that way
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
I have never heard this thing about black people backing into parking spots.
I'll tell you why it's annoying for people to back into an empty spot. If you're driving around a lot and someone's got their reverse lights on, you have to wait:
(A) If they're backing out of a spot, hurray, you're that close to parking. The extra time it takes to wait will have its rewards when the driver vacates the space.
(B) If they're backing in, you still have to wait, even if there's another empty space just up the row and for what? Nothing because you're a schnook. If you're lucky, she'll get it right the first time and you won't have to sit there for two or three more attempts.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
who says backing in is slower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz3EryVNMzw
― ledge, Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
every argument here has to do w/ the situation that you're behind a guy backing in, not whether said guy has a particularly fresh new grill or not.
― kelpolaris, Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
we should prob let the people who don't think they can back out of a spot w/o getting in an accident just do this meshugganah back into a spot shit
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
Represent, team back in!
― StanM, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
so is this thread's question entirely about parking in lot spaces and not parallel parking or what?
If you parallel park by pulling in, you do not know how to parallel park. (Or there are no other cars parked on the street.)
― DJP, Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
well, yeah, but it slightly confused me that there was a lot of general talk about parking without any reference to what type of parking we're discussing
― some dude, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
in Orlando, there isn't much parallel parking except downtown. I've barely even done it in my life. it isn't even on the driver's exam (or wasn't when I took it). weird, huh?
anyway, standard lot parking itt.
― i seen a man *plop* (San Te), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
i never back into spots, but sometimes if i'm pulling in a spot that has another row directly in front of it and the spot next to it is vacant, i'll pull up into that spot so i can drive forward out of that spot when i leave. my family always called that 'the getaway spot,' although my wife (who's an army brat) calls is 'combat parking.'
― some dude, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
actually thought about that for a bit, w/ military mentality in application. seems like the only reason one would ever call it "combat" parking is b/c they'd never want to imply retreat in any "slang" they adopted. b/c, if anything, it seems 9999999x more likely for an army type to need that position than any civilian coming back from barnes and nobles.
if wars were, um, fought on parking lots.
― kelpolaris, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
"not one inch closer, boys!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bJUc4qTNw
But come on... Backing in is the only real way to go. It's what separates us form the animals tbh.
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
We learned to parallel park between orange cones. Which is a really unique method, since orange cones are too short to be visible in your mirrors.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
they made us park between cones and told us to "think of the cones as cars". which to me was completely ridiculous, because how often do you park between vehicles with no parking space lines to delineate the space? not to mention the fact that it shortened the width considerably.
I failed the first time mostly cuz I wasn't great at parking at 17 and had a big station wagon in a cramped parking lot and had a difficult time negotiating the thin space.
― i seen a man *plop* (San Te), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 28 February 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
You people disgust me ;_;
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
Florida removed the parallel parking portion of the exam the same year in which I turned sixteen. Perhaps the DMV assumed the task was too difficult, and, in their infinite foresight, forgot that Miami is a city where one has to parallel park at least twice a week.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2011 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
pennsylvania's exam varied from testing site to testing site when i turned sixteen. i know people who drove several hours to a site that did not test parallel parking.
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 February 2011 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
gf got her license in florida and the driving test didn't even require her to leave the parking lot.
― iatee, Monday, 28 February 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
Yep!
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2011 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
wtf I thought it was just gainesville, it's across the state? that is absurdly scary.
― iatee, Monday, 28 February 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
@iatee--same here, my test was passed in a parking lot. I was a dangerous driver when I took the road
― i seen a man *plop* (San Te), Monday, 28 February 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
might as well have no test at all, I mean who cares if you can't park, you can only do so much damage at 5 mph
― iatee, Monday, 28 February 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
been practicing back-in parking over the last few weeks. it's not terribly difficult; i have yet to misjudge my angle such that I'd have to pull forward out into the aisle and try again. i don't do it if there's someone else behind me though, because I dont want to gived them false hope about a parking spot, and also because for whatever other reason (stigma from this thread, probably; back-in may be ilx's flip flops of parking), i still feel like a bit of a douche when I do it.
people covet pull-through spots so much, but they seem more dangerous. you could be pulling through at the same time someone's trying to park front-in. i mean, that's definitely happened to me, from both perspectives.
― OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 09:46 (thirteen years ago)
back in, for both parking lots and roadside. it's proper driving.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
Backing in is advised by security experts as it allows people to get away a lot quicker if they need to.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)
but mainly, for parallel parking backing in allows you a tighter turn and you can get in to a smaller space
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)
seems that loading up your trunk/boot would be more annoying if it's directly facing another car, as opposed to empty space
― blank, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
Can I just say COMBAT PARKING!!!!
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
I do often feel as if the road is a battlefield
― blank, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
the road is for children
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
hit me with your best car
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
Speedlimitbreaker
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
next time i see a bunch of backed-in cars on my street i'll just assume there's a heist in progress.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
Backing in is illegal in Florida despite Lawrence v. Texas.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
there's people who DON'T back in for parallel?? I mean sure if there's tons of room, but that's not really parallel parking.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
I was thinking the same thing earlier.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)