take out 'extremely hip' and you can attach a picture of any street in manhattan south of harlem
― iatee, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lol academy
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Found via the "Is This Racist?" thread, the real punchline is at the end: http://www.theonion.com/articles/conde-nast-launches-the-new-yorker-for-black-peopl%2C19708/
Industry sources reported that if the magazine is a success, Condé Nast may move ahead with plans for other niche publications, including Kurdish Wired and GQ For Men.
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
if i was famous, i would totally do this:http://www.theonion.com/articles/keira-knightley-answers-fan-letter-way-too-quickly,19733/
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dead-teenager-remembered-for-great-hand-jobs,19356/
― StanM, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
ouch: http://www.theonion.com/articles/grown-adult-actually-expects-to-be-happy,19442/
― CharlieS, Friday, 18 March 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, that autistic reporter at the funeral. So much guilty laughter.
― Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"grown adult" looks like a skinny louis ck
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/texans-elect-gun,874/
― gr8080, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost ha had the same thought
― CharlieS, Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorgeous-25yearold-dead-at-79,19809/
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gop-completely-fixes-economy-by-canceling-funding,19897/
― jay lenonononono (abanana), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-interviews-the-5yearold-screenwriter-of,20188/
― Darin, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
NYT fooled by fake "Tiger Beat" cover from The Onion: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/Headlines/the-onion-fools-the-new-york-times-with-fake-obama-tiger-beat-cover-64875-.aspx
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't imagine the sense of pride floating around those offices when shit like that happens
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/budget-mixup-provides-nations-schools-with-enough,20350/
― StanM, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
he's back
http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra,20098/
― caek, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― until you can see right thru (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fiscally-im-a-rightwing-nutjob-but-on-social-issue,20486/
― Neil S, Friday, 20 May 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/cashstrapped-pbs-releases-nova-special-on-physics,20508/
― StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/p4CFW.png
― Princess TamTam, Saturday, 21 May 2011 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link
The online reaction to that has been kind of funny. I've noticed that some right-wing folks recognize that it's satire but think it's satirizing Planned Parenthood -- as in, "See, even The Onion thinks Planned Parenthood has gone too far!" Which doesn't really make sense rhetorically, but I can sort of understand how a pro-lifer might accidentally work it out that way.
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Or they think that it makes fun of both sides equally, like this guy:
While I think the partial goal is to poke fun at how prolifers supposedly view Planned Parenthood, there's also a good deal that hits abortion clinics like the floor plan where a day care center promises that young children can play "while their unborn siblings are being terminated elsewhere in the facility"
Like, how is that not ALSO poking fun at how pro-lifers view Planned Parenthood?
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/
― We need to talk about Bevan (DL), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkditPaSk1qkt6yoo1_500.jpg
wau
― tamari teenage riot (schlump), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link
never work in its satan life and this is why america is being destroyed.
― cee-lo v. city of new london (get bent), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahaha <3 u, internet
― ban drake (the author in the military science fiction subgenre) (history mayne), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lady's profile pic is very http://i.imgur.com/Ro7aY.jpg
― circa1916, Friday, 27 May 2011 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
we shouldn't bother masking these idiot's names.
― kate78, Friday, 27 May 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001948873802
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Friday, 27 May 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Favorite Teams: Dallas Cowboysand yeah that is some amazing trollface likealook
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy shit her face is identical!
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
"We have libertine and degeneratrd the USA."
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-just-going-to-grab-guitar-and-old-fourtrack-go,20682/
The extremely convincing audio clip is what really makes it.
― hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
The story of my life
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link
I like the chord progression a tiny bit. Am I doomed? Snare drum is the most hilarious detail.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
Well it couldn't be simpler so I think that makes it alright.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard
is this about Bon Iver
― Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
Oh wait it kinda is obliquely NEVER MIND
― Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
wanted to post it in US Politics, because hey, what couldn't happen. then i realized...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-pawlenty-shaves-off-every-hair-on-his-body-in,20730/
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
The Onion OTM.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-massive-wildfires-geopolitical-crises-aids,20830/
― StanM, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoeCV8QBax0
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
forbeckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9nG5D3iFb8
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link
afashb
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks
― The Reverend, Friday, 29 July 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link
i loved this: http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/manager-pitcher-go-through-entire-bottle-of-wine-d,20983/
― shannon goon (symsymsym), Friday, 29 July 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
I drift in and out of noticing them, but they seem to be on a roll lately.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-despite-republican-opposition,21061/
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 5 August 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Artist TamTran (brownie), Friday, 5 August 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System
― peter in montreal, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
fuck is this fucking paywall bullshit my life is ruined /canadian
― shannon goon (symsymsym), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link