Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

this is a weird thread

yeah right after i posted that i remembered that i am apparently the really weird guy on this thread and should prob shut up

OKCupid now administers Voight-Kampff tests to you:

"While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?

* 1 Lecture the person.
* 2 Inform the authorities.
* 3 Kick the person - hard.
* 4 Ignore it.
"

is this really a thing they're doing for new members or

I'm mackin on four fly girlies atm

mixtapes have been submitted

^^ big up this guy ^^

awesome blog post on gay sex vs straight sex

my game is over

feh

just found out a girl i'm talkin to on here has the same name as my ex of doom

lmao

should i let a pantyhose fetishist take me shopping?

I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(

homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.

I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.

i only fetishise things that are free, sadly

do you want some pantyhose?

Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.

i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.

wolfords are pretty expensive, too!

Yeah Wolfords were the exception I was thinking of, and I guess would be awesome luxe to have at your disposal, wardrobe-wise, but do they really come in handy that often? Up to you! Hardly a bad thing, tho, I admit.

first bit of attention i've gotten in weeks is a chat msg...from a straight guy? o_O

lol elaborate

"straight"

(11:05:51 pm)him:hey :)

(11:06:11 pm)me:hi

(11:06:20 pm)him:what's up?

(11:06:33 pm)me:not much

(11:06:46 pm)me:you?

(11:08:33 pm)him:hanging out with my best friend and his girlfriend while they drump hump each other

(11:08:47 pm)me:drump hump?

(11:09:16 pm)him:uuuuhhuuum

(11:09:31 pm)me:sounds messy

(11:09:40 pm)him:I know! ugh!

(11:11:32 pm)me:so if i may ask, why are you msging gay dudes on okc while your best friend is over?

(11:11:44 pm)him:ummm

(11:11:46 pm)him:he is not over

(11:11:50 pm)him:I am over at his house

(11:11:53 pm)him:he doesnt like the girl

(11:12:03 pm)him:so he wanted me to company them so they dont end up having sex

(11:12:15 pm)me:i see

(11:14:35 pm)me:can't be working all that well if they're still humping each other tho?

end

lol

drump hump?

I'm guessing he meant dry hump and didnt even realise.

hahah no i'm just quoting

"..............drump hump?"

oh lol

i mostly just loved how he totally skirted my qn by being all "um, my friend isn't here, i'm at his place, DUHHH"

yeah that was class

disabled okcupid account again.
ppl are pretty gross!

In my email yesterday:

Happy Birthday, memorygongs!
Still single? Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday!

THANKS, OKC. Really needed that :\

AND it sent a pic of a butt-ugly pink and white frosted cake :/

hah, i got that on my birthday too. like, way to rub it in, jerks

i just got the most weird, back-handed compliment from a guy on OKC:

i couldn't help asking; the web site dished you up on my list of matches; i checked out the photos and thought 'wow this young guy is living way out there on the EDGE! and he's a little like the psych patients i see as a therapist; but one of the photos with the mirror was interesting and then i noticed your education. . .original ivy league. good web page. ur cute, too but your natural hair color becomes you. mark

so he's like, "okay, this young kid's crazy, but wow, he's well-educated!" what the fuck is wrong with people.

oberlin isn't ivy league -- this guy's an idiot.

i mean, clearly he's an idiot. i think what he might have meant was, "Oberlin is like an Ivy League school" or something, which is really isn't. but anyway.

would you want to date someone like that?

i mean, no. he's an idiot. my initial response to him was brief yet polite, mostly because i assumed he also went to oberlin, and didn't want to be a dick. then he writes back wacky response which makes it clear that he didn't go to oberlin at all. (also, tbpfh, he's not hot enough for his age range- if yr above 45, you better be in good fucking shape to get my attention. shallow, but whatever, i'm 26, i can be picky).

the OKCupid thread on that other board is so much better

motherfuckers on the internet have no idea how to communicate

xp I Rate Everything?

Ugh he sounds like a patronising creep, table!

was all set to delete this shit but then just had a three-hour-long very nice chat with someone who quickmatch'd me

I got a really, really interesting, thoughtful and whimsical message from a guy the other day on OKC. The first (long) paragraph was all about how he also loves tree houses and used to go sit up in trees as a kid to contemplate things and enjoy the solitude.

Then he said he also loves Futurama and being a geek. I am really quite intrigued. I wish his screenname didnt have the word "quirky" in it, but one cant have everything!

go for it imo

Have already msged him back, p interested tbh!

maybe his real name is Quirky

a girl i know has the surname qu1rk

Kwirk E Alon