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that popped into my head immediately after posting

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hodco.com/pop2.gif

― jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(also, it should be noted "throw" = gently toss, not lob the shit at them)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

but then you'd get grease on people and...hm.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

greasy people need love too

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I really want to sniff coke off EVERYONE'S ass right now. I am just feeling that loving.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a wonderful feeling

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

what, ass? oh, love.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It is.

(Note: my office is poorly ventilated and I may have inhaled some sort of carpet cleaner which is making me feel this loving. Still it is a wonderful feeling.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I really want to drink Coke out of EVERYONE'S ass right now. I am just feeling that loving, and thirsty.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:26 (twenty-three years ago)

that was a helluva chat tonite

too bad it all went to hell when it went to politics

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It always does, don't it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

girls talking about doing drugs off peoples asses

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geo. bush's spelling and pronounciation mistakes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

well, that shoulda been between the two, but you get the idea

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

No wait! I'm sorry about the ass-drinking nonsense! Where are you, Jess? I'm in on the chicken throwing for sure.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

not sure we'll be throwing any chicken when I come out there next month, but maybe....

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

jess, let me make you love soft tacos

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm drunk - I'll love whoever's next.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sober - does that disqualify me?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not drunk but i'm schlightly tipshy *burp* and yer alright marcello. yer not a bad fella. yer a f**kin good writer, y'know? itsh nice here ishn't it? that jessh is alright too...

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 10:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nine months pass...

revive, goddamnit.

merry post-chridgemas post-sugar post-disappointment blues, everybody.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread brought back fond chat memories. memories of when jess and I could share ass-love instead of bickering. . . wait that really sounded wrong.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but so so right

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

garblegarble.

love me, please. all love should be sent to my home addresssss.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i will get very drunk tonight on the bottle of absolut i got yesterday.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

and remember old ass-love fondly.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

During the holidays, ass-love brings everyone together.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

you have Absolut and didn't invite us round? RUDE!

it is morning and the liquor stores are open. it is a TIME FOR REJOICXING.

also, where's my lovin', ass or otherwise? snifff.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i luv u.

every1 come over for vodka and oj.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ass love is always just around the corner

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

shhh you'll spoil the surprise.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope you have a good 2004, jess.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

just keep the beverages clear of the keyboard, and you'll be fine.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

so far, steady hands.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. love me, etc.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

Crunko Drunkington.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This better not turn into an ILX version of the Gripper IRC chat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, no, fuck that, it should.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i have nothing but ass hate this holiday season

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I still love the ass, but not so much the vodka. Bourbon, anyone?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I might like some ass love, but I'm a little scared it won't be a good kind.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I LOVE ALL YOUR ASSES.

(In a platonic way, of course; no one is within range to receive more...shall we say aristotelian? types of love from me. In the new year, I wish that everyone gets the type of ass-love he or she wants or deserves.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my ass needs love.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

them's lovin' words

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i got the bubbly bubblin thru me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

eating pesto straight from the jar: classic or dud?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god i only have 3 more days to wait

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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i havent been totally sober since wednesday of last week. who wanna pump da butt?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I would, but I'm right in the middle of this wonderful novel.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

drunk. drunk drunk drunk.

FIND ME WOMEN.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian just had some cute Catholic virgin over at his house, and he is asking us to help him find a lady.

DUDE

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE SHE WILL NOT SLEEP WITH ME.

SHE HAS TO GET UP EARLY TO GO TO CHURCH!!!!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

stoned stoned stoned

find me women!!!

ps -m ian and i just signed an anticockblocking nonagression pact

bros b4 hoesda

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

kisses.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

LAUREN COME OVER NOW

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to be up for church tomorrow really early.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(00:59:04) orion0014: she has church and then work tomorrow!
(00:59:38) WIZARD IS HUNGry: well, if you fucked her in the ass she could confess it right away
(00:59:56) orion0014: true.
(00:59:59) orion0014: ahuahha roffle
(01:00:19) orion0014: three beers + 3shots = my drunk
(01:01:12) WIZARD IS HUNGry: you should use that artgument next sayurdya

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren are you mary rose watson in disguise?!?!?!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

hey remember that party where mary rose hit on mE?

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yes.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

blargh, just got home. iaojfiohgioehrdfbuijvbdhhy9u8h2qi3rbw a

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 13 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

laura: at like three in the morning yesterday i went over to yr place to hang out with mr. mcgee and drink whisky. YEAH WHISKY.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

holy shit i dont know what happenned i got reeal drunk tonite and got into a fight (non physical because i am weak and bitchlike) with my bewst friend. suxxx. and then i hit on some guy because im real despesrate like but he turned out to be thie dude who is datingg on and off with this girl im friends with so that was sutpid and awekward. hmmm, i think i read a book now and listen to bone thugs and harmony mp3s because they are playing a show here in a few weeks and im very excitedbecause when i was in grade school the video for thuggish ruggish bone used to palay all the time on the videobox on tv and i loved that songs even though the girl who sang the chorus was so scary . gottqa make that mony mang cuz its the (same now?? i duno what they say ebecasuse they have funny cleveland accent but i think thats it though it makes now sense) but i like that line where eazy e goes 'standing on the corner straight slangin' rocks, awwww shit here comes the motherfucking cops' but then he hides behind a tree so the cops dont see him.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

oof sorry
phil-two

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

omg so embarassed sorryr ryy

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm impressed that you managed to find this thread.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a touching new year's resolution.

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

now that song with bone and tupac calld thug luv, the one with the gun shot sound every 7 seconds is on and im blasting it and i think my negihbords prolyl hate me but thats okay because they are these stupid white girls who are hos and also only 19 years old and have ugg boots. wtf ugg boots

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

hi youn we have the same last name i think . my other ny resuloations was to try to find a nice boy not one who is like me. maybe an architect or an acccountant or a libarian who will keep fme from going crfazy i think im going to see this tomorrow and be so shamed h shit. also my other ny resolution was to not eat so much fried foods because i had heart surgery when i was verry young so its bad to eat fried foods also its bad to do coke and speede which is also bad for the heart

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You should listen to this song called "nothing really happened" here.

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

its nice it sounds like the lucksmiths! is your last name 'oh'? because maybe we're rlated

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i don't think so

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

oh well it would have been funny how was the rest of your trip to new york?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

it was fine. take care. you'll probably feel better in the morning. there will be time...

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

omg, whoops sorry about that.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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