Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

okc protip: don't message off the bat. favorite, without notifying. then, when they're on, send the message. when they're on they're more likely to respond by default AND the 'oh man they could sign off any second' factor keeps you from overthinking the message

Hm. Wait, so youre saying if you fav someone then it pings you if they go online? I did not kno that.

Right if you favorite someone and then select 'no' w/r/t notifying them, you still get a head-up when they're online. Ignore whether or not they can receive IMs, nobody likes getting those off the bat anyway, just take the opportunity to quickly shoot them a message.

Huh thats a pretty neat trick.

#protips

I thank you, Smoov-san.

to put more simply the best way is to stalk them.

do many ppl use this in london? thinking of signing up

why don't we cut out the middleman and you just lend me £2m

hahaha lol

so you can now pay to browse anonymously while still being able to see your visitors

this is total bad faith imo

had an attraction w/ a girl who was clearly lol-speak flirting w/ me, lots of "lets get married" 's and incessant !!!!!!!!'s abound. so i then fill out that survey, just to see how much we really do match up - and we do, everything *except* the "do you want kids?" question. ffs i'm not even done schooling yet, so i answer no. she honestly never speaks to me again.

My bet-hedging answer to that one is "Yes. Later. Maybe."

"OMG BABIES LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"

you are so weird on this thread

this is a weird thread

yeah right after i posted that i remembered that i am apparently the really weird guy on this thread and should prob shut up

OKCupid now administers Voight-Kampff tests to you:

"While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?

* 1 Lecture the person.
* 2 Inform the authorities.
* 3 Kick the person - hard.
* 4 Ignore it.
"

is this really a thing they're doing for new members or

I'm mackin on four fly girlies atm

mixtapes have been submitted

^^ big up this guy ^^

awesome blog post on gay sex vs straight sex

my game is over

feh

just found out a girl i'm talkin to on here has the same name as my ex of doom

lmao

should i let a pantyhose fetishist take me shopping?

I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(

homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.

I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.

i only fetishise things that are free, sadly

do you want some pantyhose?

Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.

i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.

wolfords are pretty expensive, too!

Yeah Wolfords were the exception I was thinking of, and I guess would be awesome luxe to have at your disposal, wardrobe-wise, but do they really come in handy that often? Up to you! Hardly a bad thing, tho, I admit.

first bit of attention i've gotten in weeks is a chat msg...from a straight guy? o_O

lol elaborate

"straight"

(11:05:51 pm)him:hey :)

(11:06:11 pm)me:hi

(11:06:20 pm)him:what's up?

(11:06:33 pm)me:not much

(11:06:46 pm)me:you?

(11:08:33 pm)him:hanging out with my best friend and his girlfriend while they drump hump each other

(11:08:47 pm)me:drump hump?

(11:09:16 pm)him:uuuuhhuuum

(11:09:31 pm)me:sounds messy

(11:09:40 pm)him:I know! ugh!

(11:11:32 pm)me:so if i may ask, why are you msging gay dudes on okc while your best friend is over?

(11:11:44 pm)him:ummm

(11:11:46 pm)him:he is not over

(11:11:50 pm)him:I am over at his house

(11:11:53 pm)him:he doesnt like the girl

(11:12:03 pm)him:so he wanted me to company them so they dont end up having sex

(11:12:15 pm)me:i see

(11:14:35 pm)me:can't be working all that well if they're still humping each other tho?

end

lol

drump hump?

I'm guessing he meant dry hump and didnt even realise.

hahah no i'm just quoting

"..............drump hump?"

oh lol

i mostly just loved how he totally skirted my qn by being all "um, my friend isn't here, i'm at his place, DUHHH"

yeah that was class

disabled okcupid account again.
ppl are pretty gross!

In my email yesterday:

Happy Birthday, memorygongs!
Still single? Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday!

THANKS, OKC. Really needed that :\

AND it sent a pic of a butt-ugly pink and white frosted cake :/

hah, i got that on my birthday too. like, way to rub it in, jerks

i just got the most weird, back-handed compliment from a guy on OKC:

i couldn't help asking; the web site dished you up on my list of matches; i checked out the photos and thought 'wow this young guy is living way out there on the EDGE! and he's a little like the psych patients i see as a therapist; but one of the photos with the mirror was interesting and then i noticed your education. . .original ivy league. good web page. ur cute, too but your natural hair color becomes you. mark

so he's like, "okay, this young kid's crazy, but wow, he's well-educated!" what the fuck is wrong with people.