"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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love that pic! xpost

☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

I hate seeing my friends comment on posts from people I don't know. Makes me feel like a voyeur. No way to turn it off, either.

just woke up (lukas), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/02/facebook_app_helps_break_up_re.html

gr8080, Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

A "friend" keeps befriending more and more friends every day, and this tiny little row of thumbnail mugs appears on my page.

Instead of an actual picture of themselves, one of his new acquaintances has a photograph of Megan McCain with her mouth duct-taped, from that tolerance campaign.

And each time I see it, I think "Who are these freaks?" before I realize what it is.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

so now you have to hit the return/enter key to submit a comment. meaning you can't submit replies with more than one paragraph or even just a new line?

jed_, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

Hoping that's just a temporary bug, but maybe it isn't.

I'll be damned if I'm going to type out a comment in notepad first before pasting it to someone's facebook comment thread.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

why are you guys composing multiparagraph messages on facebook

max, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes you have to get into debates with friends and/or friends of friends on certain status updates. I got into a whopper about Bradley Manning last week with some ex-military/total conservative knobs on a high school friend's page.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

i think the end of the "submit" button might be gods way of telling you not to do that

max, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

My reshare of a Planned Parenthood post to not cut family planning funding set off a flamewar on my page between two pro-lifers and basically the rest of the world.

To be fair, I kind of walked away and they were commenting for two more days. I didn't even skim it until a week or two later.

mh, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

You hit shift-enter to make a linebreak, guys.

Fun Fun Fun Fun auf der Autobahn (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

Y'all can hit shift enter for line breaks!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

I wish I had more shitfights on my FB! All my friends are left of Stalin, so it'll never happen.

Fun Fun Fun Fun auf der Autobahn (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

Damn you Trayce! :)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

I keep my friends diverse enough that there's got to be at least one person breaking the law, on unemployment, converting to Catholicism, gutterpunk, engaged, gay, married, going through a divorce, high, or rich. Life is a rich tapestry.

mh, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

sonned in a shift-enter beef.

jed_, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

I wish I had more shitfights on my FB! All my friends are left of Stalin, so it'll never happen.

i don't! i hate seeing this tbqh

fried egg on my mind (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah in all honesty I prob wouldnt enjoy it either. Esp cos some of my friends can be... vicious.

Fun Fun Fun Fun auf der Autobahn (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

I eventually end up deleting or being deleted by friends with whom there are constant clashes.

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

Oh that blows :(

Fun Fun Fun Fun auf der Autobahn (Trayce), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

I eventually end up deleting or being deleted by friends with whom there are constant clashes.

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.


What is Jesus her only Facebook friend??

calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Friday, 18 March 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus Built my Hotmail

bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Friday, 18 March 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

vg.

Mark G, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:19 (fifteen years ago)

The only time it really hurt was when an old friend who's since turned into an ultra-Xtian defriended me after sending me a message about how she was sad that she had to choose Jesus over me.

...and she probably doesn't realize how passive-aggressive that sounds.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure that if you're an ultra-Christian, you're going to have to choose Jesus over everybody.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

jesus is all, all is jesus, god is great!

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

i have solved all the porblems

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, you have?

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

i am jesus, praise jesus

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

friend jesus

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

anyone notice 'Memorable Status Updates'? whatsdatabout?

i love it when a suggest ban comes together (cajunsunday), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

some bullshit

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

"No, I do not want Facebook as my homepage..."

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

Hate the new 'message centre'. Think I've been saying this for over a year, but COME ON, when will the new social network site take over? I was fine moving from friendster to myspace, myspace to facebook, I can do it again.

emil.y, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

still h8 the new pop-out way of viewing photos

plus half the time shit just doesn't load, and the latest privacy settings thing was bs

lex pretend, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Are you on Diaspora?

To answer emily's question though I still haven't exactly come across what the point of diaspora is supposed to be.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think the photo viewer is now at full saturation. There used to be a way around it (via "photo memories"), but I can't make it work now.

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

To answer emily's question though I still haven't exactly come across what the point of diaspora is supposed to be.

originally it was to punish the jews for worshipping false gods. idk what it's for anymore

Mordy, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

i like how the photo view opens over yr news feed so you dont have to navigate back and lose yr place when you close it but i HATE how you cant grab photos off it because im a compulsive internet photograbber - i know theres a download button but then the pic not in the right place gdamn this fucks w/my flow h8 u fb

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

The photoviewer is great for the news feed, yes. To get to the old display, where you can grab the photo, just reload/refresh while the viewer is open.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

The hell are you people downloading off of Facebook?

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

As for the friend who chose Jesus over me, I was kind of asking for it when I called God a real selfish motherfucker for killing Rue McClanahan and that if he tried that shit with Betty White I was coming after him. She found that not funny at all.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

"Oh, hey. A picture of my co-worker's sister in a prom dress." *~sAvE*~

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol dude youve seen one of my albums has a picture from yr fb, you even commented on it

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I forgot about those albums. Download all you want, gr8080 jr.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

guys just hit F5 in the new photo viewer and it goes back to the old way

gr8080, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

Alex and C******** O**** are now friends after both attending Florentine drinks.

wut, since when has the bolded part been a thing that facebook tells people

lex pretend, Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

WUT? You know that some PR somewhere is going to have to report on how many party guests became friends following their event.

anna sui generis (suzy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

the funny thing is how it makes it look like C and I just met at those drinks, when we've actually been friends (in the always-talk-at-same-parties sense) for ages and only just got round to being fbook friends b/c who even bothers being rigorous about that any more

lex pretend, Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

its been doing that a while and yeah, lex you point out the obvious flaw. What a dumb idea it is.

bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Sunday, 20 March 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)


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