NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

watch your language.

you meant "cunt that fucking thing" i should hope.

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spurs have been rubbish. 23 goal attempts to 8 but they have been poor. Believe me, you'd not be impressed by this

a+ from the cuntwatch team LG.

BAE, as last man, basically laid it off to Ormerod inside the six-yard box for the third

blackpool: 3 attempts on target, 3 goals.

23 'goal attempts'

that's the kind of stat used to cost me coffee mugs in my championship manager days

we need someone that doesn't watch the games to look at those stats at team and individual level and just fine cunts.

'conceded three in 8 attempts against?' gomes, defence, 50% deduction in wages. cunts.

'didn't score in 23? who took em? defoe? you didn't earn 40k this week mate, fucking do one'

wages in envelopes at the dressing room entrance, fuck this automatic transaction shit for these cunts

hahaha

deems u gots to chill

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NgH-mlTcwHE/ShwYPY5XbPI/AAAAAAAADi0/0YkmRXlOixQ/s576/peaceful+contemplation.jpg

the idea of Harry having arbitrary power over £1m in brown envelopes every Friday pm

lol true

pro evo player AI giving me a dirty ass raking atm is not helping

gonna drink some black tea and have some bread and honey and just turn this into one of those results in my head.

page up for the DVD yet?

will fite u

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51382000/jpg/_51382655_carlo_afp.jpg

David Beckham has left Spurs after one month’s training with the Premier League club.

A parting gift by him of pie and mash was eagerly consumed by boss Harry Redknapp.

“I was brought up on it so when they came I had three,” he admitted.

Barcelona were left bemused when Arsenal recently signed their 16-year-old midfielder Jon Miquel Toral Harper. After losing Cesc Fabregas to the London club in 2003, it turns out the man responsible for securing the latest transfer is none other than Pere Guardiola - the brother of Barcelona manager Pep.
Full story: the Sun

lol darren dein payback.

Striker Asamoah Gyan may have to be sold to balance Sunderland's books, says Black Cats chairman Niall Quinn.
Full story: Metro

considering they just sold bent for £24 fucking million, what the fuck is wrong with Sunderland's books?

Club run by financial cretins, presumably.

They see a lot of financial competition from the likes of Wetherspoons iirc.

In addition Short has backed an agreement that the consortium will guarantee the club's revenue at an agreed level, thought to be in the region of £60 million, for the next two seasons, allowing Quinn to open negotiations with Keane over a new contract with certainty. If Sunderland exceed expectations the consortium will contribute less, but they will make up any shortfall if the team struggle.

An Irish-American – he grew up in Independence, Missouri, and has been based in Dallas for the past decade – Short made his fortune in the highly competitive world of private equity and hedge-fund management. He began his career at General Electric before teaming up with business partner John Grayken to found Lone Star in the mid-1990s with huge success.

Since 1995 Lone Star have established funds worth more than $13.3 billion that routinely produced annual returns of between nine and 23 per cent, and Short is considered so crucial to the operation that a "key man" clause allows investors to withdraw their funds without penalty if he leaves Lone Star.

xp

£60m turnover isn't great at Premiership level when you're paying the sort of wages Sunderland are. And they can't fill their stadium at the moment. And the club has been highly leveraged for some years. They spent pretty heavily and not especially wisely to establish themselves in the Premiership under Keane. So either Short is looking to avert a crisis or they're closer to one than expected.

same situation as villa last summer w/ lerner realizing it's not worth pouring cash into a team that will never get into the cl (until they end up nearing relegation and his hand is forced)

sunderland have been overstocking and overpaying for years

i hurt myself laughing at yr spurs liveblog this morning btw

i'm over it.

Dyou know i think my spleen misses the jol days.

during the last six months of ramos i had the bile duct of a prime schwarzenegger

phone browser insists thread has new message fromm mattdc

Mods shook?

nah my bookmark on this thread went bolloxed about an hour ago

Message deleted according to admin log (I discovered that this happened the other day and bollockses up your bookmarks as a result, and have subsequently had ILF modding actions added to the admin log, btw)

It was a meanspirited pop at Beady Eye posted on entirely the wrong thread.

never a wrong thread to have a meanspirited pop at Beady Eye

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Sombdytalknaboutme?

1-0 arse (squiggle, easy unmarked header)

no shawxxxxing yet.

Cesc having to be subbed 10 minutes in, muscle problem they think ;_; hope he is fine for Barca (if he doesn't make sunday thats alright)

Pulis's halftime teamtalk was obv "WHY HAVENT YOU BROEKN THEM YET? KILL"

no shawcrossing but can't go 20 seconds without giving away a free kick

o look theo's dead.

Walcott has just had his right leg taken from under him and is rolling around in pain. Whitehead though, not Shawcross.

Its almost like Stoke are dirty fucks, but then you remember that "they are not those type of players".

jermaine defoe hasn't scored from open play since march 9th last year

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being stretchered off. fuck stoke. fuck them fuck them fuck them.

Arsenal: Fouls Committed - 308 Fouls Received - 289 Yellow Cards - 43 Red Cards - 6

Stoke: Fouls Committed - 285 Fouls Received - 276 Yellow Cards - 46 Red Cards - 2

A+

stat p meaningless if u have actually watched those teams

song tripping 463 opposing players and koscielny getting 64 retarded double bookings vs industrial scale rotational fouling and general thuggery

oh don't spoil it

Should we bring up the Fair Play rankings too?

What about pictures of dying players snapped in half?

rip