Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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No, I mean someone posted it upthread.

mh, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

still lol tho

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

"hey guess which one of these 10 girls picked you on quickmatch"

hmm i wonder if it is the one i find totally repellent

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

OK so this other guy's also messaged me who is pretty good looking but his grammar is atrocious. Am I being a snob to be put off by that?

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, it is making him seem kind of dim, tbh.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

trust your instincts, padawan

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

HI&QI

vag vag vag (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i mean people who say "message me if you know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'" are total flaccid city but that doesn't mean you can't have standards for intelligence

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

okc protip: don't message off the bat. favorite, without notifying. then, when they're on, send the message. when they're on they're more likely to respond by default AND the 'oh man they could sign off any second' factor keeps you from overthinking the message

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

Hm. Wait, so youre saying if you fav someone then it pings you if they go online? I did not kno that.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

Right if you favorite someone and then select 'no' w/r/t notifying them, you still get a head-up when they're online. Ignore whether or not they can receive IMs, nobody likes getting those off the bat anyway, just take the opportunity to quickly shoot them a message.

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

Huh thats a pretty neat trick.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

#protips

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

I thank you, Smoov-san.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

to put more simply the best way is to stalk them.

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

do many ppl use this in london? thinking of signing up

i got a thing for swag cru and i can't let go (tpp), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:13 (fifteen years ago)

why don't we cut out the middleman and you just lend me £2m

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha lol

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

so you can now pay to browse anonymously while still being able to see your visitors

this is total bad faith imo

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

had an attraction w/ a girl who was clearly lol-speak flirting w/ me, lots of "lets get married" 's and incessant !!!!!!!!'s abound. so i then fill out that survey, just to see how much we really do match up - and we do, everything *except* the "do you want kids?" question. ffs i'm not even done schooling yet, so i answer no. she honestly never speaks to me again.

mamma mia pizzeroni (kelpolaris), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

My bet-hedging answer to that one is "Yes. Later. Maybe."

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:25 (fifteen years ago)

"OMG BABIES LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Friday, 25 February 2011 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

you are so weird on this thread

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

this is a weird thread

conrad, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

yeah right after i posted that i remembered that i am apparently the really weird guy on this thread and should prob shut up

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

OKCupid now administers Voight-Kampff tests to you:

"While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?

* 1 Lecture the person.
* 2 Inform the authorities.
* 3 Kick the person - hard.
* 4 Ignore it.
"

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:20 (fifteen years ago)

is this really a thing they're doing for new members or

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

I'm mackin on four fly girlies atm

mixtapes have been submitted

zing when yr bi-winning (Pillbox), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

^^ big up this guy ^^

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

awesome blog post on gay sex vs straight sex

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

my game is over

feh

brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

just found out a girl i'm talkin to on here has the same name as my ex of doom

lmao

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

should i let a pantyhose fetishist take me shopping?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

i only fetishise things that are free, sadly

some velveeta morning (electricsound), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

do you want some pantyhose?

blud money (sic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.

homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

wolfords are pretty expensive, too!

homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah Wolfords were the exception I was thinking of, and I guess would be awesome luxe to have at your disposal, wardrobe-wise, but do they really come in handy that often? Up to you! Hardly a bad thing, tho, I admit.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

first bit of attention i've gotten in weeks is a chat msg...from a straight guy? o_O

brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol elaborate

Congratulations, you've just won a Nintendo iPod. (kelpolaris), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

"straight"

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

(11:05:51 pm)him:hey :)

(11:06:11 pm)me:hi

(11:06:20 pm)him:what's up?

(11:06:33 pm)me:not much

(11:06:46 pm)me:you?

(11:08:33 pm)him:hanging out with my best friend and his girlfriend while they drump hump each other

(11:08:47 pm)me:drump hump?

(11:09:16 pm)him:uuuuhhuuum

(11:09:31 pm)me:sounds messy

(11:09:40 pm)him:I know! ugh!

(11:11:32 pm)me:so if i may ask, why are you msging gay dudes on okc while your best friend is over?

(11:11:44 pm)him:ummm

(11:11:46 pm)him:he is not over

(11:11:50 pm)him:I am over at his house

(11:11:53 pm)him:he doesnt like the girl

(11:12:03 pm)him:so he wanted me to company them so they dont end up having sex

(11:12:15 pm)me:i see

(11:14:35 pm)me:can't be working all that well if they're still humping each other tho?

end

brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

lol

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

drump hump?

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 08:47 (fifteen years ago)

I'm guessing he meant dry hump and didnt even realise.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

hahah no i'm just quoting

"..............drump hump?"

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:02 (fifteen years ago)


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