LOL here if you favor replacing our EXCELSIOR system with a ROFFLE system

From the Glasser thread on ILM:

she's my wife, she doesn't know it yet, but i know she'll be really pleased when prop 8 gets overturned

― mary quantized (get bent), Monday, February 21, 2011 12:21 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

among the worst posts of all time xpost

the spelling was atrocious

off topic, but do you think pornogrind fans are so obsessed with porn that they actually want their MUSIC to be porn too? i mean, its possible that they just want everything to be porn. like the sandwich that they are eating. they might even wish that the moon was porn. and they probably wish that their mom was porn so that when she was talking to them about boring stuff they could look at porn.

― scott seward, Sunday, February 20, 2011 2:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

OMG the Queen joke.

wayans bros sequel to the king's speech

I agree, [Axl Rose] does have something of a point. but it's muddled by many layers of self-delusion and ego. xpost

― (⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Monday, February 21, 2011 11:53 AM (19 minutes ago)

I think it's more muddled by being muddled. I have no idea what he's saying, and the WATSON computer would probably crash if what he said was a Jeopardy question.

― Philip Nunez, Monday, February 21, 2011 11:56 AM (15 minutes ago)

just kinda bemused by yr delight and thought u shd know sall

n e wayz those suitcases aren't moving themselves u risible lecherous old cunt

nakh I post enough personal info on here that you shouldn't have to make shit up to zing me

they are free spirits, disgusting savages, full of pomplamoosian childlike wonder.

― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 12:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh christ, i these two guys the other day who were arguing about buying touted tickets for elbow @ £100. one was saying it was ethically wrong to buy from touts, the other that hell, someone will do it if i don't. elbow. jesus.

― for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:19 AM (4 hours ago)

met

― for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:19 AM (4 hours ago)

was hoping the missing verb would be "punched"

― lex pretend, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:20 AM (4 hours ago)

Lex doing jokes, what next?

Tom D quipping about lex doing jokes?

snoball saying that wordplay isn't funny?

moaning on an excelsior thread?

http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/294427.jpg

Good work there, that man

there it is

Tuomas, you seem like a decent enough guy but your post on 12/7 at 2:53 am is just utterly boneheaded.

― The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Magill OTM

― Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It wasn't 2:53 am in Finland.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

<3

WHOS THE BONEHEAD NOW, BILL MAGILL?

pwn

lolololol

sonned by a finn after a timezone beef

international timekeeper

The return of the määk

Hei we, zingatään.

CET = Central European Time or Central European Tuomas?

Do you reckon Gaddafi will still be alive in a week's time?

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:39 AM (27 minutes ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if he met the same fate as Arcesilaus IV.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:02 AM (4 minutes ago)

okay even I had to look that one up

― ice cr?m's world of female people (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:05 AM (1 minute ago)

next year for halloween im gonna buy a really big pair of pants and hold them in front of me and be a weightloss guy

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:38 (4 minutes ago)

Tuomas <3 <3 <3

(insert cheap "wait i dont understand what is less than three?" joke here)

I've been to 2525, 4545 and 7575, and let me tell you, Zager & Evans don't know fuck-all.

― Du Musst Calamari Werden (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 04:47 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

From How cool are your parents?

She also showed some movie she made for her college class (in the '90s she went back to college) w/footage (iirc) of her and her daughters getting their nipples pierced. She had a Madonna song playing over it. Also showed me pics of her pierced nips. I am not sure this is cool so much as kinda bonkers thing to show your daughter-in-law.

― wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:21 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bonkers means tits right

― frogbs, Friday, 25 February 2011 16:25 (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

well shooting down helicopter at any point is a mess
it being hovering 50ft above a crowd is even worse
it happening in Libya just makes it Tripoli so.

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Friday, February 25, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

somehow didn't pick up on that when i first read it, A+

Wonder how long ken has had that in his back pocket waiting for an opportunity to use it.

i love ken c

same here

I have made love to ken c, or at least seen him in a dress.

you're not sure which?

it was a crazy weekend

ken c u (in a dress)

anybody see the mtv news report on ofwgkta

― it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Thursday, February 24, 2011 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no what did kurt loder have to say

― dmr, Thursday, February 24, 2011 9:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dunno why but this is cracked me up bad

Thanks for the kudos all. Been gunning for an excelsior entry for days tbh was surprised it took so long. the helicopter provided the ammunition

or received some, i suppose

crut it was a skirt i can't believe you forgot

men!

goole i loled @ that too and i just loled at ice cram too

does mtv still trot loder out when someone dies and they need gravitas?

o amandee

― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 February 2011 05:41 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You came and you gave us aturkeee

― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Saturday, 26 February 2011 05:42 (10 hours ago) Bookmark

I always wondered - after DDL immerses himself in shoemaking for six months or whatever, when the movie's over, does he keep up the trade? Cobble shoes for friends and stuff?

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The cobbler thing wasn't for a movie dude...

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe u had the wrong idea about My Left Foot

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark