NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

Fucking Chippy

fucking celebrating a score draw at home like you've won the Cup you no-mark cunts

fuck sake wolves.

Are they sure that's Carlos Vela who scored? Didn't think he did things like that.

don't think we had a shot on target second half, but there was a brilliant bit of play between Doyler and Seb that should've been a goal, think it was Shorey had to slide in and put it just the outside of the post. Not incisive enough, sat way too deep once we were in front, for all McCarthy's moaning he's the one who's picking them and setting them up, couldn't hold onto the ball second half just headless chicken shit mostly except for Doyle, O'Hara, Zube

am resigned to him not getting the sack this season whatever happens now but GOD

There's still loads of time to get out of it but by jove you need to put together back-to-back-wins and soon

That Fortune miss... that was practically dartitis. His legs just refused to kick the ball into the goal. It was astonishing.

Weirdly, I still think the Brom are more likely to wind up in the bottom three. Their defence just seems incredibly untrustworthy, and I dunno that Odemwingie and Brunt can get them enough down the other end to make up for it. And Paul Scharner is a cock. I really quite like how earnest and energetic Wolves are, but that seems to be in the sort of way that would get them a "With regret" on The Apprentice.

That Fortune miss... that was practically dartitis. His legs just refused to kick the ball into the goal. It was astonishing.

Sounds par for the course, tbh.

re: robbie keane surely the worst thing about his play is that fucking goal celebration

the most annoying trait has got to be his consistent habit of stopping playing to remonstrate to the ref, regardless of where the ball is. Hate that so much.

Is it likely that Keane has got more belligerent as the quality of his play has declined? I don't remember him doing that so much pre-Liverpool. Think that move destroyed him psychologically, which is weird given he's been luckier with injuries than most players.

he's definitely lost an edge since liverpool, but no, he's always done the other thing

http://i.imgur.com/D60vA.jpg

That makes me happy

Why's he wearing Michael Owen's training top?

"It takes time to stamp ideas on a team, you certainly are not going to do that after one week. That would be the territory of the magic wand and I don't have one of those".

Love ya Roy.

"We was waitin for somebody to stamp ideas on us"

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/you-were-of-course-outstanding.html

<3 <3 <3 the response from Steve Gibson.

LOL, I just remembered this:

Allardyce (talking about his time as manager of Notts County on telly @ the weekend): "It taught me a lot as a manager, it helped get me where I am today."

... what, you mean out of a job again?

Wow Gibson's response <3

i remember that. Classic.

ya they were a team from the northeast of england iirc

not sure what they're doing now

Being mananged by Gordon Strachan explains it

xposts to Tom D - When he said that me and my Dad turned to each other and said at exactly the same, "What, out of a job?" Much laughing ensued.

That *is* a great reply from Gibson

he's a mensch by all accounts

afonso albatross etc

My cousin once unknowingly applied for the Morton job based on his champ man and Subbuteo experience and also received a nice reply from the club.

dug out an old Sun story about it.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2690104/Jokers-bid-for-Morton-managers-job-fails.html

Morton club secretary Mary Davidson wrote back: "Congratulations on your Subbuteo Championship.
"In any other time and dimension, this would have been an acceptable qualification for a manager but not for the football rulers on this planet."

lol spurs u are such cunts

After a bit o' bother early doors the boys'll make a triffic effort in the secnd 'alf and it'll finish 2-3 strait up innit no larkin' about.

Blackpool v Spurs this season, should've bet our houses on 2-0 at halftime

cant even get a stream of this shit

bassong the clown again by all accounts

i dunno, there's a defender in there somewhere, but if we have to wait as long for him as we did for michael dawson to stop doing blatantly stupid shit the whole time, is it really worth it?

Blackpool doing nothing, Spurs looking awful

terrible misses from Pav & Kranjcar within a second of each other

and there we go

streasm or what?

bbc has spurs killing them

fat lot of fucking good that is if you still dont force the cunting thing into the net for all your chippy shit

vipstand coming up with the goods for me. BAE not.

lol 3-0 u fucking cunts

hate our defenders so much. they do nothing, like the goggles

watch your language.

you meant "cunt that fucking thing" i should hope.

x-post

spurs have been rubbish. 23 goal attempts to 8 but they have been poor. Believe me, you'd not be impressed by this

a+ from the cuntwatch team LG.

BAE, as last man, basically laid it off to Ormerod inside the six-yard box for the third

blackpool: 3 attempts on target, 3 goals.

23 'goal attempts'

that's the kind of stat used to cost me coffee mugs in my championship manager days

we need someone that doesn't watch the games to look at those stats at team and individual level and just fine cunts.

'conceded three in 8 attempts against?' gomes, defence, 50% deduction in wages. cunts.

'didn't score in 23? who took em? defoe? you didn't earn 40k this week mate, fucking do one'

wages in envelopes at the dressing room entrance, fuck this automatic transaction shit for these cunts

hahaha

deems u gots to chill

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NgH-mlTcwHE/ShwYPY5XbPI/AAAAAAAADi0/0YkmRXlOixQ/s576/peaceful+contemplation.jpg