LOL here if you favor replacing our EXCELSIOR system with a ROFFLE system

or he can ignore me like a big boy. (smiles are good too)

dd, you are one wack bibliophile!

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:58 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm not sure that wack means what you think it does.

― jed_, Friday, 18 February 2011 19:51 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://keitholbermannisevil.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wallace-shawn-vizzini.jpg
inconceivable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAEiry-Yo0

Some say that, if you stay up late enough, you can still catch new episodes of Full House.

― Cunga, Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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Eh? Outsourced was a pretty good and thoughtful comedy about cultural differences, and it didn't really make fun of Indians at all.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Outsourced is now a terrible sitcom on American tv

― Super Cub, Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, I didn't know that. That poster is from the movie, though.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, it's not.

― Clay, Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hmm, I guess you're right... The main guy and girl look pretty similar to the actors who played them in the movie, that's what fooled me.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 19, 2011 2:09 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's racist.

― All you have to do is combine 1 to 7 with (a) to (d) and you should ha (Phil D.), Saturday, February 19, 2011 2:48 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

It's true, all white guys look the same to me.

oh yes

here i go: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/WidowOfDestiny/Jiggle_Panda.gif

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, February 18, 2011 10:23 PM (Yesterday)

he truly is the king of limbs *tears*

― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Friday, February 18, 2011 10:24 PM (Yesterday)

kelpolaris!!

*tears*

post of the week!

http://www.onlineusanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Bohemian-Rhapsody.jpg
"Sometimes wish I'd never watched porn at all!"
<Brian May guitar solo>

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, February 18, 2011 11:46 AM (2 days ago)

the yorke/panda ref was presumably cribbed from my radiohead liveblog, tho it's an obvious comparison

nakh...

people rip off my radiohead liveblog all the time too

i dont have a radiohead liveblog because i am cool

**PROCLAMATION OF "POST OF THE WEEK" OFFICIALLY REDACTED**

the yorke/panda ref was presumably cribbed from my radiohead liveblog, tho it's an obvious comparison

― fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Sunday, February 20, 2011 1:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for real this is the most hilariously pathetic post i have ever come across on ilx

just kinda bemused by yr delight and thought u shd know sall

n e wayz those suitcases aren't moving themselves u risible lecherous old cunt

From the Glasser thread on ILM:

she's my wife, she doesn't know it yet, but i know she'll be really pleased when prop 8 gets overturned

― mary quantized (get bent), Monday, February 21, 2011 12:21 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

among the worst posts of all time xpost

the spelling was atrocious

off topic, but do you think pornogrind fans are so obsessed with porn that they actually want their MUSIC to be porn too? i mean, its possible that they just want everything to be porn. like the sandwich that they are eating. they might even wish that the moon was porn. and they probably wish that their mom was porn so that when she was talking to them about boring stuff they could look at porn.

― scott seward, Sunday, February 20, 2011 2:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

OMG the Queen joke.

wayans bros sequel to the king's speech

I agree, [Axl Rose] does have something of a point. but it's muddled by many layers of self-delusion and ego. xpost

― (⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Monday, February 21, 2011 11:53 AM (19 minutes ago)

I think it's more muddled by being muddled. I have no idea what he's saying, and the WATSON computer would probably crash if what he said was a Jeopardy question.

― Philip Nunez, Monday, February 21, 2011 11:56 AM (15 minutes ago)

just kinda bemused by yr delight and thought u shd know sall

n e wayz those suitcases aren't moving themselves u risible lecherous old cunt

nakh I post enough personal info on here that you shouldn't have to make shit up to zing me

they are free spirits, disgusting savages, full of pomplamoosian childlike wonder.

― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 12:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh christ, i these two guys the other day who were arguing about buying touted tickets for elbow @ £100. one was saying it was ethically wrong to buy from touts, the other that hell, someone will do it if i don't. elbow. jesus.

― for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:19 AM (4 hours ago)

met

― for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:19 AM (4 hours ago)

was hoping the missing verb would be "punched"

― lex pretend, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:20 AM (4 hours ago)

Lex doing jokes, what next?

Tom D quipping about lex doing jokes?

snoball saying that wordplay isn't funny?

moaning on an excelsior thread?

http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/294427.jpg

Good work there, that man

there it is

Tuomas, you seem like a decent enough guy but your post on 12/7 at 2:53 am is just utterly boneheaded.

― The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Magill OTM

― Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It wasn't 2:53 am in Finland.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

<3

WHOS THE BONEHEAD NOW, BILL MAGILL?

pwn

lolololol

sonned by a finn after a timezone beef

international timekeeper

The return of the määk

Hei we, zingatään.

CET = Central European Time or Central European Tuomas?

Do you reckon Gaddafi will still be alive in a week's time?

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:39 AM (27 minutes ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if he met the same fate as Arcesilaus IV.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:02 AM (4 minutes ago)

okay even I had to look that one up

― ice cr?m's world of female people (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:05 AM (1 minute ago)

next year for halloween im gonna buy a really big pair of pants and hold them in front of me and be a weightloss guy

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:38 (4 minutes ago)

Tuomas <3 <3 <3

(insert cheap "wait i dont understand what is less than three?" joke here)