"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

college of the sequoias made me lol

what its just some hot naked chick making friend requests to strangers, shes prob v nice

I miss myspace where it was the same dozen dudes making comment like "u so hot call me add me."

yo can i get wit u

a/s/l

hey i dont use facebook much but check out my dating profile and videos here

you know in 5 years when we look back and ask why did facebook fail, it's not going to be some marketing misstep or privacy violation or new competitor. it's because it still can't handle a fucking ANIMATED GIF. wtf

otm

ive always said thats why fb cant really be considered 'internet'

Yeah its not the same without penguin.gif HRs and BLINK TAGS ;_;

This guy I went to high school with has posted YouTube videos from like four different "Rocky" movies in the past 24 hours. He is not wearing a shirt in his photo, but is not particularly buff, and the lighting is creepy and he's staring down the camera in a scary way. Here are some of his recent posts:

I ain't got time to listen to or be bothered by the opinions of juniors or haters. I'm doing the things that I wanna do.

In slightly over 1 month I handled activities for 11 different clients. I'm also still able to bench press btwn 40-50kgs relatively easily. I still pray to God, in my own way everyday. I try to be a benevolent and complete individual. No bull.

The worst kind of individual is the one that constantly criticizes, complains, insults, harms others, or is just plain lazy and does little that is productive, meaningful, or benevolent for anyone or anything.

The strongest and bravest individual is the one who dares to stand alone. The smartest would try to achieve that and acquire company. The weakest would always resort to others.

Certain things can't be understood on a superficial level. If it's personal, only the individual concerned would know abt it. Others really have no business intruding unless there's a crime. A reward is a reward. No hanky panky abt that. Don't be jealous. Find out their secret to success.That's what I'd do.

literally every single one of his posts is in this style

See if he thinks Boondock Saints was a documentary.

The worst kind of individual is the one that constantly criticizes

That's very judgemental of you...

No hanky panky abt that.

http://images.wikia.com/lyricwiki/images/e/ec/Tommy_James_and_the_Shondells_-_Hanky_Panky.jpg

JESUS CHRIST!!!!:

gr8080 and J*** H**** are now friends after both attending [EVENT NAME].
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Oh yeah, I had one of those come up after somebody I already knew IRL FB friended me the day after a birthday party we were at.

Myspace had animated GIFs, i remember that. So lame you can't use them on FB tho.

Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

that guy n/a posted about reminds me of "particular individual" from idiocracy

friends after attending is so horrendous, h8 that shit

friends after fucking after attending

am going to comment ";)" to all upcoming instances as a protest

Would totally use an "X just hit it with Y" option on facebook. Esp for the lulz.

"ladies, do you wish your man could smell of rainbow colored dolphins and solid gold coconuts?"

fb is recommending i friend some1 i have no mutual friends with: she's some employee i've sent a complaint to + am in ongoing 'negotiation' with

i guess they just automatically access yr emails now?

fb recommended i friend someone whom i had told a funny story about to a friend the night before -- don't think fb is accessing my phone conversations.

it ~knows~

xp she could have used the friend finder on her end & now it knows you too are 'buddies' and decided to try you since she didn't click add..

Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

Just read about this!

http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/19/facebook-egypt-newborn/

these egyptians need to talk to the folks that named their kids "friendster" a few years ago.

i said it on the Egypt thread and i'll say it again here: there's something comforting about how universal lousy parenting is.

says a guy named thermo

On the baby-name blog where I first saw that news, someone posited that "Facebook" might not sound that strange amid common Egyptian names like Falak and Farouk.

Then again, I don't think the objections to it are necessarily based on aesthetics.

facebook is an amazing name f the h8rs

Fezbuk.

Fåzboçk

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2126996/2156597/2173480/070924_Tech_FacebookTN.jpg

that just reminds me of:

http://img.youtube.com/vi/6rNgCnY1lPg/0.jpg

love that pic! xpost

I hate seeing my friends comment on posts from people I don't know. Makes me feel like a voyeur. No way to turn it off, either.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/02/facebook_app_helps_break_up_re.html

A "friend" keeps befriending more and more friends every day, and this tiny little row of thumbnail mugs appears on my page.

Instead of an actual picture of themselves, one of his new acquaintances has a photograph of Megan McCain with her mouth duct-taped, from that tolerance campaign.

And each time I see it, I think "Who are these freaks?" before I realize what it is.

so now you have to hit the return/enter key to submit a comment. meaning you can't submit replies with more than one paragraph or even just a new line?

Hoping that's just a temporary bug, but maybe it isn't.

I'll be damned if I'm going to type out a comment in notepad first before pasting it to someone's facebook comment thread.

why are you guys composing multiparagraph messages on facebook

Sometimes you have to get into debates with friends and/or friends of friends on certain status updates. I got into a whopper about Bradley Manning last week with some ex-military/total conservative knobs on a high school friend's page.

i think the end of the "submit" button might be gods way of telling you not to do that

My reshare of a Planned Parenthood post to not cut family planning funding set off a flamewar on my page between two pro-lifers and basically the rest of the world.

To be fair, I kind of walked away and they were commenting for two more days. I didn't even skim it until a week or two later.