Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

an unrelated ia: people who think it's hilarious when someone orders a normal/quasi-fattening meal and gets a diet soda to drink with it. like "omg, you're so delusional if you're on a diet and you're eating a burger." because no one in the world ever ordered a diet coke just because that's what they like to drink and they enjoy the flavor.

in fact, that's why i've been drinking coke zero: the "diet" aspect in the name was annoying me.

Or because theyre diabetic, or etc

re: the noise thing I had some downstairs neighbors who used to do that when the music was too loud (which, by the way, you could barely hear in the next room, but I did have a sub, so maybe that's it), they'd just like take a broom and bang on the ceiling...I sort of figured that it was them wanting me to turn it down but after the third or fourth time I was just like, wtf it's not that loud, so I just turned it up whenever they did that, figuring they could talk to me directly if they had a problem with me. Eventually I just went down myself to ask what the hell it was all about (leaving the music on so I could hear it myself); it just rattled the light fixtures a little bit, you couldn't hear it unless you listened to it. Ridiculous

Irrationally angry at too many things today. Slept heavily, slept in, feel groggy, lost phone, train ran late, train sat in the railyar for 15 mins with no explanation, weather is muggy, and I am feeling generally like an a-grade fucking tool.

Can I quit this week and start again next week? :S

Yes you may. Tell you boss to blow it out her ear and you'll see her on Monday. If she gives you any guff, send her my email address :)

Hahah :D Ah if only :) Right now I'd quite like to just go sit under a tree in the Botanic Gardens and stare at some ducks for a few hours. Ducks are a good meditation.

Not at all innocuous, but I am beyond irrationally angry about this right now. Went to go use the toilet facilities and some waste of oxygen decided to shit in all three stalls (including the fucking urinal) and then completely fill each toilet to the rim with wadded up toilet paper, rendering each unusable. THIS IS THE ONLY BATHROOM WE HAVE ACCESS TO. So angry.

(including the fucking urinal)

wtffffff

ewwwww

holy...wow

I'm guessing it was one of the students from the university on one of the floors below us, because I've heard complaints before that their bathrooms are NASTY. But still, the fact that a university level student would stoop to this is o_O

that's just gross.

feel bad for the cleaners who have to actually, yknow, deal with it too. YUK

urrrkkk

re: when people write "must of" instead of "must've", I get irrationally angry

see also when people write "I'm going to try and do X" instead of "I'm going to try to do X"

feel bad for the cleaners who have to actually, yknow, deal with it too. YUK

Exactly. Our cleaning lady is the sweetest ever too.

Leave a bunch of flowers at the door "For the sacrifice you are about to make, your country thanks you"

dude had to have a lot of poop inside him to poop in 3 stalls and a urinal

either that or he did it in shifts but....y'know, actually, I'm done thinking about this

you'll be back...

lol

because no one in the world ever ordered a diet coke just because that's what they like to drink and they enjoy the flavor

sometimes it's just more comforting to believe this

maybe it was a Shit Squadron....(k veg you were right)

you are King of Poo, San Te. Accept your crown.

should I sanitize my head first

oh NOW you're going to be prissy

Why must every thread turn pooey ;_;

Let's just say it's San Te's fault.

also I love that every poo thread contains a sad face from Trayce, and/or all caps lamentation

:D

meanwhile, back at the ranch...

also I love that every poo thread contains a sad face from Trayce, and/or all caps lamentation

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/16661143/57957

I hate it when assholes are driving under the speed limit in the left lane, and instead of being mr. Light flasher, I pass on the right (legal in FL), and the asshole speeds up to try and not let me pass

― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 01:15 (Yesterday)

is it really illegal in some states to pass someone on the right when there are two or more lanes running in the same direction? it never even occurred to me that there'd be a law against it.

I dunno, I've lived in Florida my entire life and it's legal here (we don't do the whole 'left lane for passing only' thing)

maybe this kind of this has been mentioned already in this thread but saw this today in the big grocery store in the kitchen things that are not food aisle:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5217/5449441839_22160a4bdd.jpg

makes me both sad and angry :(

so many carrots going to waste right there, hidden among the non-foods, because of laziness

You mean someone's stuffed that there and it should be in a fridge?

irrational anger at fashion people constantly saying/writing that they are 'obsessed' with things. STOP IT

i have a story similar to xxxxxxpost, I went to a White Castle for the first time with a few buddies at like 11 PM on a saturday night and saw the most ridiculously horrifying bathroom I will ever see in my life. toilet bowl was filled, toilet seat was shit on, sink was shit in, shit was all over the walls (like, the dude must have just bent over and projectiled all over the fucking wall), not to mention a few piles around the toilet. I just kind of stood there in awe after opening it, trying to take it all in, attempting to figure out how in the world one person could possibilty have that much violent shit inside of him, or if it could have possibly been two or more people responsbile. it can really keep you awake at night, going through all the possibilities and realizing that not one seems even remotely plausible

trainspotting toilet scene to thread?

(xp) Yes! On a much less violently disgusting level, but my old work had a giant carvery-style pub near it with like 15 stalls in the ladies', and on one occasion I went in and found an unflushable 2-foot horseshoe of shit of the same shade and consistency in at least half of them (cz halfway is when I gave up in disgust).

I spent way too long that week thinking about how that might have been humanly possible. And now I'm doing it again. And talking about it on the internet. Uhh.

Sorry, Trayce. Sorry, internet.

How have I turned into the anti-poo campaigner all of a sudden!

http://ymib.com/files/ymib/feb-08-ymib-no-poo1.jpg

96. People who only go one stop on the bus. They could walk, most of them. Obviously, it'd be mean to chastise the elderly or the infirm for going one stop. Though, it's probably a good idea for the elderly to keep active.

On the occasions I've had to take the bus that goes by the University I've got on before the nearby student area, or am going to the far end of the service. There are normally queues of students who don't want to do the 10 minute walk to the campus waiting for the bus. Always has struck me as absurd.

Also where I live they have put bus stops every 250 yards or something in a couple of places. I feel guilty at times stopping the bus so that I can take the longer walk across the park to get home.

I've noticed a lot of people doing that on my way home at night. I've watched people wait 20 minutes for the next bus, then get off two stops later - a walk that would have taken 8 minutes top. Its insane.

-People who back compact cars into parking spaces. I can see why people who drive big vans want to do this, but are you that bad a driver that you can only leave the parking lot without incident if you can drive straight out? Or you're trying to save thirty seconds leaving?

Killer is they always drive through the empty parallel space instead of backing in. And it's technically illegal to park this way in FL but it's not enforced.

Okay, besides being illegal in your state, what's wrong with pulling through a parllel space? I do that when I can, it does make it easier when you leave, but I wouldn't go out of my way to do so and I never back into a parking space.

-people who leave eBay/Half.com/Amazon Marketplace as if it was a review of the product.

Left feedback for a seller the other night and noticed the guy had another negative rating. This buyer had left him two stars for a live DVD he bought, his reason being "the band didn't seem too interested during this performance".

Jon - nothing, if you're in a relatively empty parking lot during a quiet time of day.

Everything when you do it in a crowded work parking lot between 8:30 and 9:30 am when there is heavy traffic.

I one time almost got smashed into head on because I was pulling into a space and the jackass on the other side had decided he was going to 'back into' that space so he tried to pull in from the other side.

Apparently he thought I was supposed to assume that he intended not to park, but drive through the space in front of me.

Also when I carpooled some moron chick hit my friend's car when trying to back in! My friend didn't care as it just left paint smear, but it dented the offender's front end very noticably!

people who park cars on the pavement so its difficult to walk on the walkway. probably not that innocuous and always strikes me it must be hell for a single parent with pram and young walking children to maneuvre round, plus the elderly having to walk out of their way thanks to some idiot's selfishness.
Should have said something to a friend yesterday when he parked on the pavement, but I think there was room to get around him. Anyway, next time i will point it out.
Anyway a pet peeve.

When I try to post on here and it goes to servelet

I was surprised to see that it's MANDATORY in some Australian car parks to back into a spot.