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Ok this is actually hilarious:

http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Tea_party&curid=99697&diff=818241&oldid=763981

The formulation LQ = L/(L+C) has also been proposed - the Liberal quotient is the ratio of self identified liberals to the sum of self identified liberals and conservatives. This yields a range from 0 to 1, and is not affected by moderates or the unidentified. But by constraining the quotient to a scale of 0 to 1, it understates a large increase in liberal control. A group having 9 liberals and just one conservative would have a liberal quotient of 0.9, while a group having 99 liberals and only one conservative would have a liberal quotient of only 0.99. Increasing the liberal control eleven-fold would result in only a 10% increase in this quotient. A rebuttal to this criticism is that this is just how percentages work.

Groups having a high liberal quotient would include university faculties, the National Education Association, the leadership of the Democratic Party, the management of the Village Voice and New York Times, and the leaders of the ACLU. Groups having a low liberal quotient would include a trade association of small business owners, an association of Christian athletes, and worshipers at church on an ordinary Sunday, with the exception of black protestant congregations [2]

... or the white, Godless ELCA.

The TEA Party Movement (TEA is an acronym for Taxed Enough Already)

backronyms!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Paul_Revere

Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. All real men disapprove of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE.

It is no mistake that weak, effete and effeminate liberal men approve of homosexuality. The physically fit, Bible believing Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE

!!!

http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_obesity

lol, they're really bringing the quality today

"The enactment of gay marriage by the large state of New York could change the presidential election 2012; Rick Perry -- stronger on the issue -- improves his ranking to #5."

what the fuck

"On June 15, 2007, Perry vetoed nearly 50 bills in one day. He also asked that legislators quit wasting their time and start passing more conservative bills, especially restricting freedom of movement for radical homosexual activists, in order to prevent harm to young people from their vile propaganda.[2]."

http://conservapedia.com/Gay_bowel_syndrome

^^ longer than the HIV article btw

srsly was there some sort of "don't let gays talk to the kids" law in Texas because I don't remember any shit like that

that's actually their article about D4n P3rry for the record

It is no mistake that weak, effete and effeminate liberal men approve of homosexuality. The physically fit, Bible believing Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE

was this a banner ad or something? was my picture on it?

Off stage, Penn is fellow at the non-profit libertarian think tank, the Cato Institute. Penn Jillette is an overweight atheist. A picture of an overweight Penn Jillette can be found HERE and HERE

"Penn Jillette is an overweight atheist" = username ripe for the plucking

overweightheist

was this a banner ad or something?

it was the "featured article"

changed literally seconds after I posted it, b/c it was midnight or thereabouts

http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_News_Sources

WHOA

http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_Penn_Jillette%27s_walrus_slide_vs._thin_Christian_lady_dancers

Dan Peek, a Christian rock star, lived to age 60 -- far longer than the church-avoiding rock stars who died in their 20s. [83]

Rockstar Jesus, dead at 33

http://www.metalvideo.com/uploads/thumbs/gnr_november_rain_thumb.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/24/article-1080423-023C5883000005DC-882_468x343.jpg

sup

R.I.P. Liberace

goddam Jerry Lee Lewis, brah

I'm guessing StanM knows that, and was adding Liberace to the list of long-lived "godless" enetertainers, but in both cases, HA!

Conservapedia is alternately hilarious and brain-breaking.

xpost: I know, just kidding indeed

Conservapedia is alternately hilarious and brain-breaking.

I think it has somehow devolved from regular nonsense & cut-rate pretzel-logic into a lunatic fever-dream of nonsense.

Literally cannot tell anymore if articles have been hacked. Ever since the "atheists are fat, believers are svelte" thing, it all looks like a joke (moreso than usual.)

i think it began as a somewhat serious project but has since devolved into something to keep phyllis schlafly's simple child busy during the day

"According to the CUNY 2000 religious survey, Washington was declared to have the second highest per capita number of people in the United States who answered "no religion" on a survey.[1] 28% of the Oregon population declared they had "no religion".[2] In 2010, the state of Washington has the highest number of reported cases of bestiality in the United States even though it was merely the 13th most populous state according to the 2010 United States.[3][4]

See also: Atheism and bestiality"

"According to the CUNY 2000 religious survey,

I'm almost afraid to go see what they make of the fact that Utah buys and downloads more Internet porn than any other state, until I consider that they probably think Mormonism isn't a real religion..

His worst Masters performance in 17 years and a tie for distant 41st place, plus swearing and kicking one of his clubs -- that's how the lamestream media's favorite to win, Tiger Woods, did. [6] Can't liberals find someone else to promote?

http://conservapedia.com/Mystery:Did_God_cause_the_unlikely_result_of_Tim_Tebow_ending_up_in_the_New_York_media_market%3F

Jesus compared with Hugo Chavez: Jesus prayed, "O Father, if You can, let this cup pass from Me. But don't do what I want, but rather what You want." Matthew 26:39. In contrast, Communist dictator "Hugo Chavez weeps and calls on God to spare his life." [1]

Question for evolutionists/atheists: Why do you futilely persist in preaching your nonsense? Your ideology is feeble, declining and doomed (See: Decline of atheism) and the Question evolution! campaign and its 15 questions for evolutionists will accelerate the decline of atheism.

"preaching"

Please note: Mitt Romney is not endorsed by Conservapedia

Willard Mitt Romney (born March 12, 1947) sometimes referred to as Multiple Choice Mitt(do to his frequent flip flopping) is a RINO (Republican in name only) and former governor of Massachusetts and wealthy (thru his family) U.S. businessman, is currently a contender in the 2012 Republican Primary and was first runner-up for the nomination in 2008.

Following the split of the first three major elections in the 2008 primaries, Ron Kaufman, a top adviser to Romney, stated that the battle between the top three candidates "is going to be like the Bataan Death March."

The Bataan Death March resulted in the death of approximately 9,000 prisoners of war during World War II, and has been labeled as a war crime.

Romney claims to maintains a stable marriage with his wife Ann, with whom he has five children.

http://conservapedia.com/Professor_values

The analytical rigour of the entire entry http://conservapedia.com/Liberalism is dazzling but this struck me as especially special:

Liberal conservatism is simply a variant of conservatism willing to allow for individual liberties, and, in a way, describes the ideology of the American Republican Party. Such examples of this obvious line of thought include the civil rights movement, when the Republican Party (and a few southern Democrats) just wanted to maintain the African American's right to have the choice of forced segregation.

gotta be a poe.

Tim Thomas hockey A conservative, Thomas declined to attend a ceremony staged by the Obama White House after Thomas's team won the Stanley Cup.[2] Thomas is a four-time NHL All-Star as a goalie - a great conservative position to play![3]

omg lol

http://conservapedia.com/Mystery:Was_Charles_Fefferman_Homeschooled%3F

lolol