Batshit Rightwing Cartoons 2011

you know k-lo is doing our job for us now?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/259625/cartoon-day-kathryn-jean-lopez

love this one

http://global.nationalreview.com/images/cartoon_021111_A.jpg

Good old Daily Mail
http://plixi.com/p/77547872

fwiw that's a reference to a hotel that put a sign up saying the same thing [ie a witty topical reference], as opposed to throwing 'poofters' around w/o any context

it always seems quite lame how the cartoon is just a pictorial version of one of Liljon's joeks from the column mind you

haven't read a paper copy of the mail in ages but the layout/font/graphics seem unchanged since about 1995

they're #1 why try harder

littlejohn walks a weird tightrope in his tone. between "who cares, this is absurd, who could keep up with, or be bothered about any of this PC nonsense" and "OMG this is outrageous, think of the children finding out what a gay is"

I may be the last person to learn this but I only found out last night that Littlejohn lives in a gated community in Florida and gets all his hysterical hell-in-handcart stuff from an ocean away. If you read about a columnist in a novel who did that you'd think it was very clumsy satire.

YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!!

Ha ha. Quite.

http://global.nationalreview.com/images/cartoon_021811_A.jpg

huh?

vicious anti-little-person hatemongering

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/6/6f/Liberal_reality.jpg

When conservatives put pen to paper, they misspell Def Leppard.

Key ploy of batshit rightwing cartoonists seems to be taking all the arguments used against them and switching the words conservative and liberal, 'har those liberals look they are devoid of intelligence' etc. I'd love to know how they respond when people point out that their batshit rightwing cartoons don't actually make any sense.

They don't, generally. They usually reply with something along the lines of "It speaks for itself. GOO DAY."

http://i51.tinypic.com/2v1oyo0.jpg

So, that one's saying that W is delusional/has a god complex?

It's not George Burns?

Oh! That red/orange thing is a cigar! Makes perfect sense now.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2vts3dt.jpg

WOW

jesus

Oh because he's African-American therefore he must be a rapper! I get it. All African-Americans are rappers.

Hard to make out the guy's signature, is he Mike Loser?

Mike Lester

Why would the president of a country have any interest in the financial affairs of people other than himself?

Is there a cousin thread to this one, where we post actually-good cartoons by lefties?

Well, I made one, whether there was already a thread or not: Kickbutt Leftwing Cartoons 2011

http://global.nationalreview.com/images/cartoon_041111_A.jpg

that one is kind of awesome because obama has like no hair

which president had the shortest hair?

prolly obama and eisenhower

minus powdered wigs?

http://www.venturausd.org/balboa/Anter/SSN/Andrew_Jackson/Pictures/MartinVanBuren.jpg

btw, from the page where I found that:
Andrew Jackson

Me in a nutshell
My nickname is “Old Hickory.”

My Early Days
I was 13 during the Revolutionary War and a British soldier left me with a scar because I wouldn’t clean his boots

In 1806, after being shot myself, I shot and killed Charles Dickinson, a man who insulted my wife’s character in a duel.

Major Battles And Wars
Creek War: As General of the Tennesse Volunteer Militia I led
my country to victory in the Battle of Horseshoe Bend

War of 1812: Even though the war was technically over 2
weeks before, I became a war hero after winning the
Battle of New Orleans. I should have Tweeted it!

As President
Won the election of 1828 after a bitter defeat to John Quincy
Adams…(cough) cheater…

I was a popular president for the “common man”

I had a fiery temper. It was my way or the highway!

I promoted my buddies to high positions, aka “The Spoils System”

“The Kitchen Cabinet” is because I held meetings with my advisors
in the kitchen of the President’s Mansion.

Signed the Indian Removal Act which, removed Native Americans to the West of the Mississippi.

I kept the United States intact when South Carolina wanted to
secede during the Nullification Crisis.

During my 2nd term I fought and “killed” the 2nd National Bank in
1834. Take that Nick Biddle!

Won re-election in 1832 by crushing Henry Clay. That’s what you
get for rigging my 1824 campaign!

Activities And Interest
Gambling, Brawling, Dueling, Slaveowning, Fighting the British
and Native Americans, Intimidating Political Opponents

Controversies
I was a slave owner

I hung British officers while fighting the Seminoles in Spanish
controlled Florida

The Trail of Tears and the death of about 4,000 Cherokee
Natives was primarly caused by my Indian Removal Act

By killing the National Bank, I may have mistakenly caused the
Panic of 1837. My bad Van Buren!

Fun Facts About Me
I was the 1st President to be born in a log cabin.

I preferred to be called “General” instead of “Mr. President.”

I liked the term Jackass so much that I made it the
symbol for the Democratic Party

I was the 1st President to pay off the National Debt

I was the 1st President to ride on a railroad.

I was the 1st President to marry a woman who had been divorced.

I was the 1st President to survive an assassination attempt

I lived with 2 bullets in my body

My tenure as president would later be known as the “Age of
Jackson.” Pretty cool huh?

Political Views
As a Jacksonian Democrat, I am a leader for the common people.

Religious Views
Presbyterian

Quotes
“Let the people rule!”

“To the victor go the spoils.” Not my quote but I do rather enjoy it!

“By the Eternal! I’ll smash them!”

“The Bank is trying to kill me, but I will kill it.” – I said this to my VP Martin Van Buren

Activities And Interest
Gambling, Brawling, Dueling, Slaveowning, Fighting the British
and Native Americans, Intimidating Political Opponents

The Trail of Tears and the death of about 4,000 Cherokee
Natives was primarly caused by my Indian Removal Act. My bad Cherokee!

guys AFROBAMA is smoking a cig in clear defiance of posted "no smoking" sign DO YOU SEE

They just recaptioned a Mod Squad promotional poster, didn't they?

I like how the Trail of Tears is a "controversy" like there is a legit argument for killing 4,000 people.

They were blocking his view!

guys AFROBAMA is smoking a cig in clear defiance of posted "no smoking" sign DO YOU SEE

http://i56.tinypic.com/11jxd6s.jpg

k I've been staring at that cartoon for fully two minutes and I have nfi what point it is making

I was thinking the same thing.

I don't know who the guy with the red hair is, I don't know why he's holding an interoffice envelope, I don't know why obama is stealing an xbox

Obama's tax hikes (that don't exist) or spending sprees (that haven't happened) are like taking your hard-earned home electronics from your living room in the dead of night - (remember - TAXES ARE THEFT!) but he's mollifying you with his real long-form birth certificate, presented by his stooge Conan O'Brien.

But uh... yeah, portraying our African-American president as a burglar of televisions certainly isn't racist at all...

I think the dude with the red hair is from that Bill Watterson painting.