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http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words

Was not aware 'apple pie' was a conservative term.

Seems more like something an obese pony-hating liberal would be into.

word poverty 2001 popularized by President George W. Bush

The guys at Rationalwiki have a bit of fun tracking these guys:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:What_is_going_on_at_CP%3F

and also:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Best_of_Conservapedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_style

Liberal style also includes these additional characteristics:

10. respond with "sigh" when presented with repeated examples of harm caused by liberal culture, yet persist in denying the harm despite overwhelming evidence

20. attempting to appear smarter than others, when often the opposite is true

21. attempting to appear more reasonable than others, when often the opposite is true

48. Denying something widely known to be true but difficult to prove, such as observing that men are far more likely to work in gas stations than women.

54. inability or unwillingness to differentiate between genuine conservative arguments and parodies of conservative arguments.

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what have i done to deserve this conservapedia banishment

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They know you're a skinny atheist!

I'm getting the same message - maybe they've blocked the UK?

20. attempting to appear smarter than others, when often the opposite is true

probably seems like the go-to choice for ILE board description but

I Love Everything: observing that men are far more likely to work in gas stations than women

is the connoisseur's choice

I'm getting the same message - maybe they've blocked the UK?

nah it works at work, only blocked at home.

from http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words :
action-at-a-distance
Newton's acceptance of this concept -- which became fundamental to electrostatics and quantum mechanics and has a basis in Christianity[2] -- was central to the development of his theory of gravity.[3] Einstein criticized this concept as "spooky".

this is amazing. it's completely irrelevant to conservatism; the shoehorning in of jebus is classic and hilarious; they have no idea what einstein was talking about; and if you follow footnote 3 you find that newton explicity rejected action at a distance:

in a letter to Bentley from 1693, we find the following stark rejection of action at a distance, one that may be Newton's most famous pronouncement on the subject

Conservative Michele Bachmann looks to move higher from #6 in ranking of likelihood to win the presidency in 2012 with a strong showing in Saturday's annual straw poll at CPAC. [10]

More conservative country music smacks down doofus rapper Eminem at the Grammys. [5] Is Eminem too dumb for even liberals?

holy shit

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_PZ_Myers_embarrasses_himself_at_the_Creation_Museum

http://www.conservapedia.com/Culture_club

http://www.conservapedia.com/Screamo

He is a harsh critic of Ronald Reagan, and considers Henry Kissinger a war criminal. Mr. Hitchens is also known for his heavy drinking.[1]

All true!

http://conservapedia.com/Gay_conservative

This site is pretty much just ressentiment in action

true, but what about conservapedia?

haw

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F

One of the longer entries. Variations on "Girlie Man!" over and over.

Ok this is actually hilarious:

http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Tea_party&curid=99697&diff=818241&oldid=763981

The formulation LQ = L/(L+C) has also been proposed - the Liberal quotient is the ratio of self identified liberals to the sum of self identified liberals and conservatives. This yields a range from 0 to 1, and is not affected by moderates or the unidentified. But by constraining the quotient to a scale of 0 to 1, it understates a large increase in liberal control. A group having 9 liberals and just one conservative would have a liberal quotient of 0.9, while a group having 99 liberals and only one conservative would have a liberal quotient of only 0.99. Increasing the liberal control eleven-fold would result in only a 10% increase in this quotient. A rebuttal to this criticism is that this is just how percentages work.

Groups having a high liberal quotient would include university faculties, the National Education Association, the leadership of the Democratic Party, the management of the Village Voice and New York Times, and the leaders of the ACLU. Groups having a low liberal quotient would include a trade association of small business owners, an association of Christian athletes, and worshipers at church on an ordinary Sunday, with the exception of black protestant congregations [2]

... or the white, Godless ELCA.

The TEA Party Movement (TEA is an acronym for Taxed Enough Already)

backronyms!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Paul_Revere

Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. All real men disapprove of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE.

It is no mistake that weak, effete and effeminate liberal men approve of homosexuality. The physically fit, Bible believing Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE

!!!

http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_obesity

lol, they're really bringing the quality today

"The enactment of gay marriage by the large state of New York could change the presidential election 2012; Rick Perry -- stronger on the issue -- improves his ranking to #5."

what the fuck

"On June 15, 2007, Perry vetoed nearly 50 bills in one day. He also asked that legislators quit wasting their time and start passing more conservative bills, especially restricting freedom of movement for radical homosexual activists, in order to prevent harm to young people from their vile propaganda.[2]."

http://conservapedia.com/Gay_bowel_syndrome

^^ longer than the HIV article btw

srsly was there some sort of "don't let gays talk to the kids" law in Texas because I don't remember any shit like that

that's actually their article about D4n P3rry for the record

It is no mistake that weak, effete and effeminate liberal men approve of homosexuality. The physically fit, Bible believing Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE

was this a banner ad or something? was my picture on it?

Off stage, Penn is fellow at the non-profit libertarian think tank, the Cato Institute. Penn Jillette is an overweight atheist. A picture of an overweight Penn Jillette can be found HERE and HERE

"Penn Jillette is an overweight atheist" = username ripe for the plucking

overweightheist

was this a banner ad or something?

it was the "featured article"

changed literally seconds after I posted it, b/c it was midnight or thereabouts

http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_News_Sources

WHOA

http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_Penn_Jillette%27s_walrus_slide_vs._thin_Christian_lady_dancers

Dan Peek, a Christian rock star, lived to age 60 -- far longer than the church-avoiding rock stars who died in their 20s. [83]

Rockstar Jesus, dead at 33

http://www.metalvideo.com/uploads/thumbs/gnr_november_rain_thumb.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/24/article-1080423-023C5883000005DC-882_468x343.jpg

sup

R.I.P. Liberace