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What are there views on when it's ok to withdraw consent for sex?

fuck: there/their

i don't know because the single thing in their entry for "rape" is a list of "most rapes by country".

in love with the attempted jujitsu here:

However, Charles Darwin originally based the idea of human evolution on a racist assumption[2], [after God was rejected as Creator], made in the late 1830s[3], that Fuegians (natives of Tierra del Fuego) resembled primates that he had observed in the London zoo.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_Inability_To_Abstract

this is some heady stuff

Christianity introduced the concept of eternity, whereby time has no meaning and either stops or does not exist.

o rly

Time is a valuable resource, and each person has the responsibility not to squander the gift of time by engaging in unproductive activities such as watching television, senseless bickering or frequenting worthless websites on the internet

so long guys, i'm outta here

Evil tends to focus on brief periods of time, as in 9/11, while good tends to last longer, as in the Resurrection.

lol

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Ponies_vs._atheism_-_Ponies_win

3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! [4][5] [6][7] Most women do not like atheism.[8][9][10] Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).

3 things many women love

1. Jesus
2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.[11]
3. God's creation the pony[12]

Another reason why most women and girls love ponies and dislike atheism

Unlike many Western World atheists, most ponies are not obese! Please see atheism and obesity

The graceful beauty of horses, like the autumn foliage, cannot be adequately explained by atheism or evolution in terms of its origin.[18][19]

kind of tempting to derail thread w/ pictures of obese ponies

I really have to read some of those conservapedia entries a LONG time to figure out whether they are satire or not.

OMG, some of this is genius:

Ponies are often a lot faster and nicer than the overweight atheist PZ Myers. If a vote were held by women on whether they liked ponies or the atheist PZ Myers better, we both know who would win, don't we? Please see: Atheism and obesity and Views on Atheists.

The brutal proponent of atheism Joseph Stalin was not a big fan of ponies.

Chairman Mao Zedong, the harsh dictator of Chinese atheistic communism, loved horses. Unfortunately, he loved horses as an appetizer for his big meals. Please see: Atheism and obesity

who will troll the trolls

http://www.thelwell.org.uk/images/ponies/images/Ponies8.jpg

that is more than i have seen written about nice little girls who love ponies, in one place, ever

Pretty sure Andy Schlafly has a horse/little girl fetish

http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words

Was not aware 'apple pie' was a conservative term.

Seems more like something an obese pony-hating liberal would be into.

word poverty 2001 popularized by President George W. Bush

The guys at Rationalwiki have a bit of fun tracking these guys:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:What_is_going_on_at_CP%3F

and also:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Best_of_Conservapedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_style

Liberal style also includes these additional characteristics:

10. respond with "sigh" when presented with repeated examples of harm caused by liberal culture, yet persist in denying the harm despite overwhelming evidence

20. attempting to appear smarter than others, when often the opposite is true

21. attempting to appear more reasonable than others, when often the opposite is true

48. Denying something widely known to be true but difficult to prove, such as observing that men are far more likely to work in gas stations than women.

54. inability or unwillingness to differentiate between genuine conservative arguments and parodies of conservative arguments.

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what have i done to deserve this conservapedia banishment

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They know you're a skinny atheist!

I'm getting the same message - maybe they've blocked the UK?

20. attempting to appear smarter than others, when often the opposite is true

probably seems like the go-to choice for ILE board description but

I Love Everything: observing that men are far more likely to work in gas stations than women

is the connoisseur's choice

I'm getting the same message - maybe they've blocked the UK?

nah it works at work, only blocked at home.

from http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words :
action-at-a-distance
Newton's acceptance of this concept -- which became fundamental to electrostatics and quantum mechanics and has a basis in Christianity[2] -- was central to the development of his theory of gravity.[3] Einstein criticized this concept as "spooky".

this is amazing. it's completely irrelevant to conservatism; the shoehorning in of jebus is classic and hilarious; they have no idea what einstein was talking about; and if you follow footnote 3 you find that newton explicity rejected action at a distance:

in a letter to Bentley from 1693, we find the following stark rejection of action at a distance, one that may be Newton's most famous pronouncement on the subject

Conservative Michele Bachmann looks to move higher from #6 in ranking of likelihood to win the presidency in 2012 with a strong showing in Saturday's annual straw poll at CPAC. [10]

More conservative country music smacks down doofus rapper Eminem at the Grammys. [5] Is Eminem too dumb for even liberals?

holy shit

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_PZ_Myers_embarrasses_himself_at_the_Creation_Museum

http://www.conservapedia.com/Culture_club

http://www.conservapedia.com/Screamo

He is a harsh critic of Ronald Reagan, and considers Henry Kissinger a war criminal. Mr. Hitchens is also known for his heavy drinking.[1]

All true!

http://conservapedia.com/Gay_conservative

This site is pretty much just ressentiment in action

true, but what about conservapedia?

haw

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F

One of the longer entries. Variations on "Girlie Man!" over and over.

Ok this is actually hilarious:

http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Tea_party&curid=99697&diff=818241&oldid=763981

The formulation LQ = L/(L+C) has also been proposed - the Liberal quotient is the ratio of self identified liberals to the sum of self identified liberals and conservatives. This yields a range from 0 to 1, and is not affected by moderates or the unidentified. But by constraining the quotient to a scale of 0 to 1, it understates a large increase in liberal control. A group having 9 liberals and just one conservative would have a liberal quotient of 0.9, while a group having 99 liberals and only one conservative would have a liberal quotient of only 0.99. Increasing the liberal control eleven-fold would result in only a 10% increase in this quotient. A rebuttal to this criticism is that this is just how percentages work.

Groups having a high liberal quotient would include university faculties, the National Education Association, the leadership of the Democratic Party, the management of the Village Voice and New York Times, and the leaders of the ACLU. Groups having a low liberal quotient would include a trade association of small business owners, an association of Christian athletes, and worshipers at church on an ordinary Sunday, with the exception of black protestant congregations [2]

... or the white, Godless ELCA.

The TEA Party Movement (TEA is an acronym for Taxed Enough Already)

backronyms!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Paul_Revere

Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. All real men disapprove of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE.

It is no mistake that weak, effete and effeminate liberal men approve of homosexuality. The physically fit, Bible believing Chuck Norris disapproves of homosexuality and gluttony. Find out more HERE

!!!

http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_obesity