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this thread is so misogynist.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

But there's only two of you jess! What, do you form the nutsack?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.donnabarnes.com/Images/pix-4-b.jpg

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

trife's "threadbare starving hobo" post is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Ergo, the thread rocks.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nypl.org/research/transformations/images/thumb/70107.jpg

"Ethan, give your aunt a kiss before I EAT YOUR SOUL!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I give that joke a 1.3, nickalicious..

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what i like about stifler isnt that hes traditionally attractive in that 'movie star perfection' way, i just want to fuck his brains out

Kinda difficult as you'd already be inside his brain, though

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"cookies and cream"

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"chocolate and peanut butter"

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/famosos/9F19LukePerry.jpg

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, that's okay Ally, like with many many other ILxors, I only care if I laugh at the jokes I make.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Luke Perry? I like him for his personality and his quirky lack of open eyes.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, just let T and G have their fun. It's best not to poke that cat who is swatting the imaginary bird.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

confucious.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah so.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't confucious, get to the chorus!

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

asshole.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"eggs and bacon"

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This has turned into one of those threads that I see in the morning, has 162 new answers, I click on and think 'Thanks for nothing nu-ILE'.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"shadow and boxing"

David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, for sure.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

N haven't you heard what hegel said abt quantity becoming quality?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get this thread.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeny, it's mostly about how Jess wants to fuck Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

''Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.''

well, ITS TRUE!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

So all I need to do to make a boring thread good is go
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lots?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

More than that.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Icelandic?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my favorite threads have always been those really tremendous OLD-ILE ones like "what are you - heh heh - wearing right now?"

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be Jake Gyllenhaal, so that I can transition from movies to working at Borders, then become me again.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I can do little but boggle.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MYYYYYYYY temple should be a house of PRAAAAYER!!
But you have made it a den of thieves!
Get out! Get OOOUUUUUTTT!

My time is almost through. 
Little left to do. 
After all, I've tried for three years. 
Seems like thirty, seems like thirty......

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gamepreserve.com/store/images/items_thumb/boggle.jpg

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

KITE, KELP, POST, STOP, POTS, LEEK, SOLE, SOLD ... Ah, I give up.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry sarah

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

SPEED and KEEPS, for five-letters.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

DEPOTS = 6

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

DEEPOTS?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or do diagonals count?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i love how amateurist and N. are so dourly apologetic/indignant that the masturbation session was interrupted.

also, QUIPS, DELTA, SOLID

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

TADPOLE

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

DOLT POSTED LOTS

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

_ORK IT S____P

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

_ORK IT S__I_P, rather.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

PEE SQUAT

oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna note that Zooey Deschanel was really good in Abandon. But all this meta-hivemind bullshit got in the way. harumph.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

She was? She was in that movie for like five seconds!

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

She was in it a lot more than that. She kicked ass. Funny as hell.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You agree that the movie sucked though right?

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)


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