A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

i liked when tracy offered to rub linseed oil on liz's perineum

― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, February 6, 2011 1:15 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think that's a reused baby mama joke

i think you can see tina fey crack up at tracy's pronunciation of the word perineum

I HAD NAAN :D

Wondering if Kaptain Kabletown is going to be revealed as Kenneth's daddy, or wait, Kenneth's dad was a pig?

Don't forget that Kenneth is at least 80, so that can't be the case.

I think he's at least 100 actually; was it a WWI or WWII veteran who recognized him?

Fine, Kenneth's the dad then.

Don't forget that Kenneth is at least 80, so that can't be the case.

Well, we don't know how old Kaptain Kabletown is yet.

tracy just on fire this episode

"yeah, some dude jacked me, and now his sperm is growing in my stomach"

^^she delivers this line like dr. spaceman, listen to it again

still waiting for an explanation from jordan s

i think you can see tina fey crack up at tracy's pronunciation of the word perineum

And when Lutz is kissing her stomach. In fact everyone seemed to having fun this episode, esp. Baldwin - "you're the silly simon!"

still waiting for an explanation from jordan s

― originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Sunday, February 6, 2011 11:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

idk i thought the chick was olivia munn, whadya want?

i don't really have much attachment to her or vanessa manillo or w/e the fuck

don't worry, j0rdan, this is only the preliminary investigation, you have a little more time to prepare your defense....

prosecution rests

did the prosecution begin?

prosecution having a real case of the sundays

what's sad is once Community came on, I fell so in love with it that I kinda quit watching 30 Rock, which was my previous favorite. it's mostly cuz I'm not a big TV guy and real busy so I only often make time to watch a handful of shows.

and in seeing the eps from this year, I now realize I need to catch up. I've seen all through season 3, then it's spotty after that!

http://media.g4tv.com/images/blog/blog_aots_olivia.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pLmMug9YFkw/TNVqXF90I0I/AAAAAAAACwM/p0H8BALJubg/s1600/Vanessa-Minnillo.jpg

yea they don't look alike, though I would smang both Munn wins

Speaking of Cerie:

http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/katrina-bowden-bikini-10032009-01-430x642.jpg

def one of the top 15 characters

Okay, I totally need to preface this by saying that I 100% mean this in a good way... it looks like she has put on a little weight. She's definitely v v cute, but she has always been just on that side of "too skinny" for me.

That pic is from 2009 lol.

*points to mouth*

POPTARTS!

"...Steven Spielberg."

"Kate Capshaw's husband?"

"walking mozzarella sticks who think that $300 and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend."

The guardians of ga'hoole jokes killed me.

yeah i loved that

"Where are my manners? You want to try meth?"

My gf didn't believe me when I told her that Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole was a real movie.

I saw a trailer for it in front of Toy Story 3 over the summer; I kind of actually want to see it now, but only if those audio clips were actually from the movie.

I couldn't tell if they were condensed paraphrases of dialogue or the actual thing. If I had to bet, I would bet the former, because they jammed soooo many Ga'Hoole vocabs into one sentence. If you enjoyed the owl dialogue in this episode, you would probably find Legend of the Guardians as entertainingly ridic as I did.

yeah the high density of ridiculous made-up words (my favorite barometer for quality [I thought of it before xkcd did a comic of it]) just sounded like a gold mine

I really wish John Cho would get more great roles. He is great in everything I see him in. Would love to see someone make a Bourne/Bond-esque thing with him going undercover in China as a suave motherfucker spy.

well, dude WAS sulu. and will be again.

being on flashforward must have eaten up some time that could have been used at being awesome somewhere else.

so Canadian milk really does come in bags. wtf!

Less packaging!

are the bags shaped like udders?

"maybe you want to fly this plane yourself? well good luck pressing 'take off,' then 'autopilot,' THEN 'land'"

also just realized that john cho's canadian character is named "lorne"

matt damon's been real funny in this, sad to see him go

milk comes in all the regular containers in canada and the bags, at least in new scotland

The milk in bags was one of my favorite things about Canada.

High praise.

hey we all love milk bags am i right fellas haha nudge nudge

there's just somethin ain't right about liquids being sold in bags

lol Joe

haha I mean, don't get me wrong, there was other good stuff too but I went to make coffee at my friend's place and was, "OMG your milk! IT IS IN A BAG!".

Pillbox the bag then gets hooked to a pitcher so you actually pour out of the pitcher.

yeah but what if someone bumps into you on the subway or something - pop! sploosh! milk everywhere!