"Hipster" as pejorative.

at the airport yesterday i overheard someone say 'i didnt recognize you in your hipster hat'

dude was wearing this style of hat http://img2.prosperent.com/images/250x250/feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/2225/images/250x1000/dithbehatwib.jpg which is not something hipsters wear

maybe he meant "I didn't recognize you the other day when you were wearing http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/princess-leia-hat.jpg"

http://i54.tinypic.com/2qalfo9.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/ruwfeu.jpg

every asshole with a computer thinks he's a sociologist these days

― bernard snowy, Saturday, January 22, 2011 6:53 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

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lolololol

Took me until now to realize that "own pitchfork" is also a joke about her dad wielding a trident.

omg u r rite

just a few more

http://i53.tinypic.com/2q8pu8p.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/34rvhb5.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hdd40i.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgdu6mkxnw1qenyx4o1_400.png

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gy3v6g.jpg

love the pbr one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60

END TIMES

We're at the dead horse stage of this joke, but who is this Disney princess?

http://i55.tinypic.com/212yhpt.jpg

Sword and the Stone?

Black Cauldron i believe.

Hipster trap

http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg

ow

fuck

little help y'all?

pink sunglasses? must be trying to catch darren criss.

Obliterate the New Hipster:

http://www.hammertonail.com/editorial/essays/obliterate-the-new-hipster-with-love-by-noah-buschel/

The plain speak manner of Kerouac’s prose, as well as his long-form free verse and spontaneous mind connection flow didn’t sit well with the old guard

everyday im hustlin

"spontaneous mind connection flow" = this dude has to be getting paid by the word right

because there is already a perfectly good way to say "stream-of-consciousness"

sometimes you don't even need to say it at all

Where does the media get these ideas? Peeing as performance art is so olllld!

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5230/5605057581_c33b4174e6.jpg

The spirituality? The curiosity? No. In fact, hipsters today are scared shitless of spirituality.

What hipster doesn't love an ironic Jesus-knocking-on-the-door picture? Thrift store Christian holograms?

http://i.imgur.com/bz2EO.jpg

haha, where in atlanta is that

"who the heck are these hipsters??", some nerd wonders

how come Clark Kent looks like Jon Hamm?

It's in Little 5 Points, supposedly.

I just saw that last week, during my one and only trip to Atlanta - it was in the front window of Junkman's Daughter in Little 5 Points. I saw that floating around the internet today and it sort of freaked me out.

Sunday looks most promising — would consider seeing:

- Three Guys Fighting Over The Chick Bass Player (sometimes intraband tensions play well onstage)
- Guy With The Good Drugs (duh)
- Inexplicable Hype Man Onstage (totally explicable and underutilized strategy, IMHO)
- Mike Patton Tax Writeoff (duh x2)
- Too Many Instruments (depending on which instruments)
- $¥MßOL (w00t!)
- We Would Never Bathe... (presumably they spend most of their time rehearsing!)

Three Guys broke up, man.

i'm reading "What Was The Hipster" and it wildly vacillates between being insightful/funny and total rong/gibberish

and then has the cop-out of "it's supposed to be that way, tee hee"

I think this one is pretty funny:

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/page/1

My wife and her (Israeli) dad got into a protracted discussion of what hipsters are and different hipster things yesterday in the car on the way to eat in Williamsburg and I was hungry and I finally just blurted out "CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIPSTERS!"

Otm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/the-most-hipster-state-in-the-us

"Although Minnesota has less than 1/3rd the population of New York state, it leads the nation in searches for the term “hipster.” Understanding why is easy.

The typical Williamsburg hipster is essentially trying to portray the appearance of a Minnesotan. Don’t believe me?"

It's a disaster that I live here. I can't measure up as either a gay man or a hipster.

how often do you search for "hipster puppies"?

Ray LaHood 'Concerned' About Safety Of Urban Bikers, Unsure If He's A Hipster

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/10/ray-lahood-bicyclists-hipster_n_860100.html

U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood signaled on Tuesday that his department would be looking into measures to encourage automobile drivers to observe better safety standards when it came to bicyclists cohabiting the roadways....

“I’m concerned that people that are driving cars have a level of respect for bikers, and that’s the reason that we have these bike lanes,” said LaHood. “Bikers have as much right to the streets as anybody driving a car and I am concerned about [their safety]."

Told that his heartfelt defense of bikers came off like the musings of a run-of-the-mill hipster, LaHood professed genuine confusion.

“I don’t even know what that term means,” he said.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/files/2011/05/hipster1.png

please create a filter that changes all instances of hipster to hipstersexual

The first historical use of the word "hipster"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uE-0E_Hwqo&NR=1

thought this was gonna be bumped for

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_tankboy/2011_05_pilsen_hipsters.jpg

Did see the word in a headline on the front of one of the free newspapers a few days ago

punch a hipster day https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=160764333957998

cool!