"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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Yeah, pretty sure though that anyone over 50 is still going to just upload 200 x 150s of themselves.

I don't know how you even do that on purpose, let alone on accident.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

i always comment "y'all are small" on those

gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://grab.by/grabs/28baad5bef139414f4cf03264ec1b117.png

gr8080, Saturday, 5 February 2011 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

A guy I know recently got hired as a writer for the TV show Lights Out, and now this guy is commenting on his Facebook updates:
http://remote.lohudblogs.com/files/2008/01/regecathey.jpg

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

ugh new photo viewer sucks unless you're on a big screen

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

its weird! wtf w/the black background

ice cr?m, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

ruh roh, i don't think i have seen this

markers, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

lotta photo nerds say photos always look better on a black background, but yeah still weird

just noticed that if you get a new notification while in that viewer, you have to close the viewer just to see that you have a new notification. not a big deal, but still poorly designed

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

also, you cant right click and get the image url, but there is a "download" button

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i can understand their motivation for the change but it just seems a lil rough even for facebook

ice cr?m, Friday, 11 February 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

is this where they start to die like myspace?

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

i just defaced and so did everyone i know o well

ice cr?m, Friday, 11 February 2011 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

More Beautiful Photos
by Sam Odio on Thursday, February 10, 2011 at 1:21pm

UPDATE on Thursday, February 10, 2011: We are rolling out the new Photo Viewer to everyone over the course of the next few weeks. Now, you can browse more photos faster without having to lose your place in Facebook. Visit the Help Center to learn more about using the Photo Viewer. Check out our Engineering blog for more technical details about how we designed and engineered the new feature.

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

pr0 tip: hit F5 to return to old-skool photo mode

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

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gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

facebook users in 'hate change' shocker

Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 February 2011 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

i finally got invited to google questions because grady wanted to know where he could buy ugly shoes

max, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

you're making me feel like forks here but come on how are these ugly
http://classicrockmusicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/joe-jackson-look-sharp.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

dog

max, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

i mean maybe that shit would fly in hawaii

max, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that question about the shoes went to my school email and i was really confused

dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

how are they not ugly

am0n, Friday, 11 February 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

theyre "sharp"

dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

and thus begins ridiculous trend of brand pages trying to break the world record for most fb status update 'likes'
http://www.facebook.com/LilWayne/posts/135207573211169
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150104058844653&set=a.124804629652.101377.114998944652&comments

salsa shark, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the 12 guys who accepted this friend request
http://i.imgur.com/Uql9u.png

gr8080, Thursday, 17 February 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

college of the sequoias made me lol

dayo, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

what its just some hot naked chick making friend requests to strangers, shes prob v nice

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

I miss myspace where it was the same dozen dudes making comment like "u so hot call me add me."

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 February 2011 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

yo can i get wit u

☠ (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 February 2011 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

a/s/l

Trayce, Friday, 18 February 2011 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

hey i dont use facebook much but check out my dating profile and videos here

gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

you know in 5 years when we look back and ask why did facebook fail, it's not going to be some marketing misstep or privacy violation or new competitor. it's because it still can't handle a fucking ANIMATED GIF. wtf

dayo, Friday, 18 February 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

otm

gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

ive always said thats why fb cant really be considered 'internet'

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 February 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah its not the same without penguin.gif HRs and BLINK TAGS ;_;

Trayce, Friday, 18 February 2011 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

This guy I went to high school with has posted YouTube videos from like four different "Rocky" movies in the past 24 hours. He is not wearing a shirt in his photo, but is not particularly buff, and the lighting is creepy and he's staring down the camera in a scary way. Here are some of his recent posts:

I ain't got time to listen to or be bothered by the opinions of juniors or haters. I'm doing the things that I wanna do.

In slightly over 1 month I handled activities for 11 different clients. I'm also still able to bench press btwn 40-50kgs relatively easily. I still pray to God, in my own way everyday. I try to be a benevolent and complete individual. No bull.

The worst kind of individual is the one that constantly criticizes, complains, insults, harms others, or is just plain lazy and does little that is productive, meaningful, or benevolent for anyone or anything.

The strongest and bravest individual is the one who dares to stand alone. The smartest would try to achieve that and acquire company. The weakest would always resort to others.

Certain things can't be understood on a superficial level. If it's personal, only the individual concerned would know abt it. Others really have no business intruding unless there's a crime. A reward is a reward. No hanky panky abt that. Don't be jealous. Find out their secret to success.That's what I'd do.

literally every single one of his posts is in this style

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 February 2011 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

See if he thinks Boondock Saints was a documentary.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 February 2011 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

The worst kind of individual is the one that constantly criticizes

That's very judgemental of you...

Mark G, Friday, 18 February 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

No hanky panky abt that.

Danzig, with tears in my eyes (DavidM), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/lyricwiki/images/e/ec/Tommy_James_and_the_Shondells_-_Hanky_Panky.jpg

Poll Makossa (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 February 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

JESUS CHRIST!!!!:

gr8080 and J*** H**** are now friends after both attending [EVENT NAME].
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gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I had one of those come up after somebody I already knew IRL FB friended me the day after a birthday party we were at.

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 February 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

Myspace had animated GIFs, i remember that. So lame you can't use them on FB tho.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 19 February 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 20 February 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

that guy n/a posted about reminds me of "particular individual" from idiocracy

☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 February 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

friends after attending is so horrendous, h8 that shit

flopson, Sunday, 20 February 2011 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

friends after fucking after attending

ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 February 2011 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

am going to comment ";)" to all upcoming instances as a protest

flopson, Sunday, 20 February 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)


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