NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

Wigan have bid accepted for Conor Sammon, according to STV.

Working his way back towards Dublin so he can spawn imo

Torres and Carroll's wiki pages both on lockdown surprise surprise

Dioufy's taking a bit of a hammering.

Diouf move bewilders me

Diouf is married to a goat Kenza. His older brother Dame Diouf is also his father.

all making sense now (nice user name btw)

John Aldridge apparently claimed earlier on FiveLive that his understanding of the Torres situation was that Kenny asked the players if they wanted to keep him and they overwhelmingly said no.

Did he say anything about the whereabouts of Daniel Sturridge?

Diouf to his spiritual home, afaic. Cynical observers suggesting that after Celtic gazumping Rangers for Kris Commons, they decided to go for players (Healy and Diouf) that there's no way Celtic would touch with a bargepole.

John Aldridge talking shite imo

newcastle have made bid for N'Zogbia........... oh my

£10m bid knocked back by Wigan :-O

This is turning into a fantastic chain of dominoes.

Is everything dependent on the Torres deal? What if that's left til the last minute? Can everyone else actually get their signings done?

just had a thought - is Shay Given still at Citeh? if so, why the fuck?

He was trying to get a loan to a Championship club last I heard? Not sure if City will let him play in the Prem.

In: Aston Villa (Bradley), Birmingham (Martins), Blackburn (Formica, Rochina), Blackpool (Beattie, Reid), Bolton (Sturridge), Everton (Vellios), Liverpool (Suarez, Thomas), Newcastle (Ireland), West Ham (McCallum), Wolves (Basso)
Out: Aston Villa (Ireland, Osbourne), Chelsea (Mellis, Nouble, Sturridge), Fulham (Marsh-Brown), Liverpool (Konchesky), Man City (Gonzalez, Tuttle), Man Utd (Stewart), Stoke (Moult, Tuncay), Sunderland (Da Silva, Reid), Tottenham (Dos Santos), West Brom (Downing), Wigan (Nicholls), Wolves (Davis, Keogh)

has torres not actually signed?

Can you still complete the signing in a day or two as long as the deal's agreed in principle by the deadline?

Formica

Anyone done the table-topping joke on here yet?

Torres & Carroll deals still being done aiui

Facebook friend of a friend has changed his displayed name from S**** Fernando B***** to plain old S**** Fernando B*****. He's not even gone yet you traitorous savage.

can't express enough FFSes re my now being a fan of a team featuring a possible frontline of DIOUFY and Kyle Lafferty.

John Aldridge talking shite imo

Might not be. I heard about a month ago that Carragher had been slagging off Torres - seems like he wasn't terribly popular.

Glad the Adam deal failed, that* would've been lunacy imo

* yeah, I know

With David "the famine's over" Healy as well, don't forget!

xposts to Merdeyeux

No, I meant more the implication that that's how Dalglish makes his decisions xp

Was clarified earlier on the BBC feed, if not signed in the next 15 minutes that's it until the summer. Can't be completed after 2300.

xpost from upthread

Getting a bunch of players to vote on his departure, several of whom might be struggling to hold down a first team place themselves come August, seems unlikely yeah.

go baby bradley

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Awesome, if I was Carroll or Torres I'd be doing all sorts of "oh noes cramp I can't hold the pen" gags for the next 15 minutes.

lol

Andy Carroll signs 5.5 year deal. Better shift Torres now, eh?

Newcastle upped their bid for Charles Insomnia by another £2m and knocked back again. Lolz keep a-coming.

Carroll'd better get rid of that daft 80s haircut if he's gonna live in Liverpool.

lol adam to spurs?

Spurs in for Charlie Adam!

this is the kind of thing i want to hear!

Next transfer window players should have red crystals implanted into their palms that turn black when the deadline's passed.

oh please sign!

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Facebook friend of a friend has changed his displayed name from S**** Fernando B***** to plain old S**** Fernando B*****. He's not even gone yet you traitorous savage

plus strikethrough, i'm a dumbass.

http://www.alcopopsonline.co.uk/lastordersbell.jpg

Torres is a Chelsea player according to SSN.

Oh, and Conor Sammon is at Wigan.

plus strikethrough, i'm a dumbass

I'm glad you clarified that, I was completely mystified by that post.

How come when SSN were listing our impressive January deals they left out Leigh Griffiths?

Spurs in with a v. late bid with Adam, but didn't get him.

with = for

Wigan are fools, turning down £12m. Oh Spurs.

Very glad the Adam deal didn't go through, that would be mentalism. The one thing we're definitely not short of is passing central midfielders. Would have been like signing a player just because Redknapp was pissed off at not getting any action today.

Also mad lols at no one at all trying to buy Shaun Wright-Phillips.