Ugly Cars: A Picture Thread

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/truck-and-van-blog/ugly_car%5B1%5D.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/o8dizr.jpg

The R5, or "Le Car" by Renault. My apologies if people find this car cute.

omg at the Aztek, that's two cars welded together right?

http://www.stationwagon.com/gallery/pictures/1996_Mercury_Sable.jpg

The ass on this car!

What's amazing about the Aztek is that it's been around since 1999(?) and at no time has Pontiac tried to make it look unridiculous.

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/triple-axle-hummer-limo.jpg

i can see the charm in every one of these BUT the aztek

xpost ok that white thing and the hummer limo is gross too

sorry.

The Pontiac Aztek is a mid-size crossover SUV that was produced by the General Motors marque Pontiac from the 2001 model year to the 2005 model year.

The white thing is a 1996 Mercury Sable.

God, the Aztek is like a car ate a car and hasn't fully digested it yet.

I think someone once posted a green version on another thread and I compared it to a velociraptor or something but that's a little hazy now.

Mercury always makes Ford designs look worse. See the 1987 Sable.

http://www.taurusclub.com/encyclopedia/G1/1987sable.jpg

I know that all-across headlight thing was supposed to be futuristic, but it was future-stupid.

i think most cars made in the '90s were ugly. it's like automakers just abandoned style as an option.

the LeCar is great!

most cars made in '00s are even uglier than '90s cars

http://actucar.free.fr/cars/nissan/murano/img/murano.jpg
YOU DRIVE A FUCKIN SNEAKER

this should be under one of the many "cars you're creaming yourself over" threads, but i just have to post it anyway cuz it's sexxx on wheels:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-11/43639325.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/autoreview/400x266/1997-2003-Pontiac-Grand-Prix-97129191990409.jpg

More Pontiac.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/autoreview/400x266/1997-2003-Pontiac-Grand-Prix-97129191990409.jpg

i think most cars made in the '90s were ugly. it's like automakers just abandoned style as an option.

I give you the 1994 MASERATI Ghibli...it's a MASERATI...

http://www.maseratiqld.org.au/images/Maserati%20cars/Ghibli%20Series%20II%20-%203.jpg

I used to drive a Dodge Omni. Such a nothing car.

http://carguyscarstuff.com/Car%20Ownership/Mazen/Mazen%20Omni.JPG

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2003/02/06/154371.1-lg.jpg

Subaru Baja, which wants so hard to be a Subaru BRAT...

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/02/Subaru_Brat_Ad.jpg

...which was fun on wheels.

DA BRAT!!

^I love them both unconditionally

Speaking of cars that look like shoes...

http://www.koalarentals.com.au/vehicles_files/98_toyota_rav4_2dr_soft_top.jpg

I also drove a Dodge Colt. I was a Dodge man through and through.

http://www.petrol-head.com/images/79coltdg2.jpg

aww the subaru brat is great!

wait, is he holding a glass of wine in his hand?

It's not a RAV4 unless it's blue.

xxp

aww the subaru brat is great!

I know! The Baja is a pale contender.

1990s-era Buick Skylark

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Buick-Skylark-coupe.jpg/800px-Buick-Skylark-coupe.jpg

http://www.cardata.com/spoilers/images/CD_Spoilers/Buick_Skylark_2LM.jpg

brownie, I'd forgotten the Colt existed and I used to ride around in one with my friend before I had a license even.

The front of the Skylark looks like a cartoon character.

http://www.automotivechronicles.com/articles/2005/feb/04/images/buick-grand-national-87.jpg

Yeah, wtf. That's supposed to be one of the greatest muscle cars of all time or something, but it looks like a pitch black turd.

The BMW X6. Somewhere in between a regular BMW and the tank from Damnation Alley

http://www.bmw.com/_common/highend/templates/individual/experience/x6/x6/2007/phase_1/x6_firefox_lowband.jpg

http://www.diseno-art.com/images_2/BMW_X6_concept_rear.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/06/22/automobiles/autoreviews/600-bmw-span.jpg

Looks like it's made of liquid metal.

I have driven all the ugly cars. My third car:

http://www.leblogauto.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Joest_Jonathan_Ouaknine/Renault_Alliance.jpg

The inspiration for the Aztek surely:

http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/vacation%20truckster.jpg

http://www.a2z4cars.co.uk/images/ford%20ka.jpg

I give you the 1994 MASERATI Ghibli...it's a MASERATI...

I'll see your '94 Ghibli and raise you a mid-80s Biturbo:
http://www2.uol.com.br/bestcars/carros/outros/maserati-biturbo-222e-88.jpg

auto industry RIP

I hate to bash Citroen, because they have a tradition of making strange looking cars. The DS, 2CV, and SM are totally classic, but the current C6 doesn't do it for me.

http://www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/Citroen08.jpg

http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/full/TorqueOmata3080.jpg

I want to shout out at the designers "stop trying to make it look vaguely normal, go ALL THE WAY"

http://www.italiaspeed.com/newmodels_multipla2002_01.jpg

I don't understand.

my first, and best looking, car:

http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/00/fa/2b25_1.JPG

lest we forget...
http://www.limosrus.co.uk/images/limogallery/large/PT_Cruiser_Limo.jpg

what was that fucking dodge that came out where it looked like an off-the-rack hotrod with an open wheelwell...?

^^ I'm rich AND have no taste.

i like all of brownie's cars

That Ford Ka a few posts up looks like a 3-man tent.

When the Taurus was new (I'm older than 25), they were Spaceman Future Flying Cars (That Don't Actually Fly). They really stuck out at the time (for maybe a year or so), and not in a bad way.

The original Mercury Sable took the original Taurus' spaceship factor and upped it times infinity. One of the ugliest things to ever exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN1jOW85T34

Try GISing 'Ford Probe concept' for a slew of cars that look like spaceships. Including the 'Probe III', which ended up being the main influence on the Ford Sierra.

One of my oldest friends and former roommate had a Probe and it was so poorly built. It definitely leaked during rain, but would also get totally wet inside on humid days.

I have something in common with many UFO abductees; I was once rear-ended by a Probe.

also, the name "Probe"....

that Taurus was just as ugly inside, including this oval-shaped radio that couldn't play CDs in 1999 and no aftermarket radio would fit. No aux-in either.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/1999/ford/taurus/96113331000209-480.jpg

I had a '98 Escort coupe with one of those blob radios. I pulled out the whole oval to replace it with a third-party unit that I could slot a Blaupunkt in.

Hey, that 3rd Generation 1996 Ford Taurus wagon a couple posts up is mine! When they came out in 1996, I said, "one day I'll have me one of those." Well, that Taurus I finally did get is nearing 300,000 miles on the odometer and I just bought a 1996 Mercury Sable wagon to add to the stable. Two beauties!

welcome to ilx

do you object to it being posted here as an ugly car?

your username might produce some cognitive dissonance because the grand cayman based owner, proprietor and to some extent spiritual leader of the ilxor.com forums used to post as 'Haberdager'

Add a Sable to yr stable.

unstable sable stable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Land_Cruiser_(J40)#/media/File:Toyota_FJ_Cruiser.jpg

Do you like these Totoyo "Foot Joy" Cruisers? Stop doing it. Also, a big shake of my head at people who apparently, by choice, purchase all the yellow cars of all varieties out there.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Toyota_FJ_Cruiser.jpg/400px-Toyota_FJ_Cruiser.jpg

I love those.

It looks like it's made of Lego.

ya its a lil too cute but kinda cool anyway, my friend has a white one and its much better than the yellow

Conley could still play in the series. Swelling will be down within a few days. Mask him up and he'll be good. Bet he misses one game, two max.

Cool post.

Fj cruiser looks kinda tough with a slight lift and big tires.

hard to fault anyone for pissing on the aztek's styling, but yo

http://ericpetersautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Aztek-camping.jpg

I heard the back of the BMW i8 described as "shitting out a Porsche 911" and I can't shake that image.

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/68615dae00a5641bb5fb407566681803/200074724/lead5-2015-bmw-i8-fd.jpg

The newer Toyota FJ Cruisers are based on the old FJ40 Land Cruiser, which is still one of the coolest things Toyota has ever offered. They just made the new version comically large.

http://i.imgur.com/DqS4WwT.jpg

"shitting out a Porsche 911"

lol true

BMW's PR department is on point, as usual.

http://i.imgur.com/RszpjQ5.jpg

"do you object to it being posted here as an ugly car?"

Well, I think it's beautiful! So, of course it's not ugly!

"your username might produce some cognitive dissonance because the grand cayman based owner, proprietor and to some extent spiritual leader of the ilxor.com forums used to post as 'Haberdager'"

My username is a lot older than any others here or anywhere else on the internet. In the year 872, a Viking king named Harald HaarFager (Norwegian for 'fair hair'), united all of Norway into the first true Viking kingdom. And seeing as how I'm directly related to him, that's been my username on the internet for almost 20 years. I hope the fact that my distant relatives loved to rape and pillage doesn't cause any "cognitive dissonance" of it's own! Ha ha!

"....this oval-shaped radio that couldn't play CDs in 1999 and no aftermarket radio would fit."

I do agree about the radio unit - it's awful! Mine has a couple knobs broken off and I have to use needlenose pliers to turn on heater. Poor design.

FYI that i8 moves like a space panther and turns heads for blocks

Don't disagree on the i8. Would really really like to drive one.

Old Land Cruisers are totally rad. The new one is certainly not the ugliest thing around, but it rubs me wrong. Everything so beholden to the wind tunnel these days.
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Hell I like pretty much all those older, smallish-midsize, boxy 4X4s. Are there any from like early 80s that aren't maintenance nightmares? Would love to load up a Trooper II or Dodge Raider and go camping or whatever. Fun!

http://i.imgur.com/rbeyaeg.jpg

not saying its ugly btw love it good example of updated boxy 4x4 look

https://i2.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/CC-352-003.jpg?resize=600%2C450

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

:O

#vanlife expert level

At first glance I thought I was looking at a real build of this:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331

SUV crossovers are getting so small im pretty sure they will be station wagons by 2019.

theyre basically just tall station wagons already, theyre built on car platforms where a ~true~ suv is a truck