what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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maybe this is her way of seducing you

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"See? Look what you made me do! Have anal sex with some lamo in a fucking TRUCKER HAT! GAAAWWD! You drive me CRAZY, can't you SEEEEEE?!!!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that anyone who thinks that leaving assspunk on your furniture is an aphrodesiac is a person to avoid sexually.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

also: domestically.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hot for you, so I had some other guy fuck me up the ass on your couch. DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW BABY? DON'T YOU?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

assspunk!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370I.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

If only Gear! had a digital camera.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

$5 to put some bagpipe music on in your living room.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love you so much, I'm going to have this trucker hat guy's retarded ass babies."

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

CUM FIESTA!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

She saving the front door for the Lord.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, it looks like an earthquake ... ripped open your couch ... like a filthy crevice .. spewing forth the bowels of HELL (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

She saving the front door for the Lord.

Or Elijah

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HYSTERICS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i never thought furniture could look so... violated.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm guessing that disarray is a result of the frantic dismount.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Elijah

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker Hat has left. My roommate is in her room and I can hear her murmuring on her cell phone. needless to say when I watch my new DVD of Kill Bill later I will sit on the loveseat!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a nice couch.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

until it had to be wrung out.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You're going to sit on her? (xpost)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

..and the couch, after.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/thecouch_after.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

Maybe next year for passover, we should forget the latkes and applesauce and just leave a Carhart hat and PBR

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

CALLIN' ME A DAWG
WELL, LEAVE A DOG A-LONE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BAD DONUT BITCH!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

How does the fragrance of santorum mingle with the bracing cleanliness of Lysol? Is it the new thing? I somehow expect to see that couch reupholstered soon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"loveseat" is like a triple entendre in the context of this thread, no?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You think this is an isolated incident? This is happening ALL ACROSS AMERICA AND MAYBE OTHER COUNTRIES EVERY DAY!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm picturing that poor couch viewing a police line-up of trucker hats and saying "they're the ones! they did this!"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what did the hat say? I must know

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that why they have those vinyl covers on their furniture?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a small army of future livejournalers spilled between the cushions of that couch.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, that couch photo is the album cover for Jandek's next album

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, now Good Will won't even take that couch.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! Trucker Hat left two of his CDs in the living room! whut's he listenin' to I wonder???

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, that couch photo is the album cover for Jandek's next album

featuring the track "anal in the afternoon"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be a mashup of "Afternoon Delight" and "Ass N Titties".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anal in the Afternoon" sounds more Mancini than Jandek

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

TWO COPEYS OF TEH POSTLE SERVACE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Gear, if you replace the couch, make sure you don't replace it with this one..

http://www.rodshop.com.au/photos/couch.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, you must tell us what the cds were.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be a mashup of "Afternoon Delight" and "Ass N Titties".

!!!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

second Limp Bizkit album

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

and make sure to aim well after your roomie and trucker sweetie leave for the day..

http://www.flame.org/~explorer/album/misc/flying-furnature/couch.gif

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anal in the Afternoon" sounds more Mancini than Jandek

The original Jandek title is appropriate too:

http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDCASS70311061642122560&sql=Ayaua6j427180

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3196110578259l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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