Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

FOund an interesting guy just now til my eyes ran over the phrase "Ayn Rand"... NEXT.

you sort by HEIGHT!?

hoos is roughly 4'2 give or take a few inches, remember

lol

I have some really annoying dealbreakers. I dont want kids, and I smoke. I am sure I'm losing a large base from those 2 things alone.

xpost hahaha :) I like short guys!

yo i'm just sayin i met this girl today who was 4'7, like eyes-at-my-ribcage and i think ppl were mistaking her for my daughter or something, i felt v v weird and would not wanna subject somebody else to that lol

"fun loving guy" = NEXT

wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!

"HOW DO I SUM MYSELF UP IN THIS LITTLE BOX"

"i like to go out but i don't get too crazy"

wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!

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hahaha this is an instant classic post imo

omg my account still works

I think a part of people's odd self-descriptions on these things is a tendency to list your hobbies as things you would like to be doing or see yourself doing if you were in a couple (camping and hiking) instead of the things you actually do (sleep 16 hours, icee and chex mix for dinner).

yeah i remember this girl's profile saying something like 'if all yall love to be kayaking all the damn time why is the lake always so empty?'

she is now a v good friend lol

Although I will admit that hooking up with some cute internet girl and discovering together that hiking sucks is an advanced level of dating failure I would probably enjoy.

genuine, curious & grammatically correct

This'll get you a long way in life, and I guess OKC is no different.

Right, I'm gonna work on my profile tonight. I'll have to put a time limit on it so I don't overwork it and get flustered.

http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg

funniest part of that is user 'fartparticle' listed under similar users

HA!

I hope its a shop. If it isnt I feel sorry for the other guys who's profiles have been listed there haha oops.

More than anything I hope it is the realest thing ever

Oh go mh, just send him a message I'm sure he'll reply ;D

h2 I heard something about you and a slave thing? You still available?

lol

:o

If I see one more guy whos profile says he's "outdoorsy" or "loves the outdoors" and plays sports/rock climbs/cycles/travels I am going to scream. Where are all the music nerds and gamers?

Also what's with guys who pose in their photo cuddled up with a chick? Is that supposed to say "hey look see, I can get the ladies!". Cos it doesnt. It says "I am actually taken or I just broke up with this girl and I'm here out of spite".

Maybe it's "I have a sister I am inappropriately affectionate with"

Hahaha.

Mmm, just my kind of guy!

If I see one more guy whos profile says he's "outdoorsy" or "loves the outdoors" and plays sports/rock climbs/cycles/travels I am going to scream. Where are all the music nerds and gamers?

u realize these things aren't mutually exclusive right

Oh I'm sure they arent! Perhaps what I should have also said is, I dont seem to see many people who big up sitting about chillaxing reading/watching movies/writing music.

Also, I would be a *serious* annoyance to a health/fitness nut, because I am the polar opposite of that and refuse to change.

That's kind of a beef some friends of mine have, in that people have to have obvious "hobbies" or "activities." One got asked in a date-type of situation what his hobbies were. As in, he was out somewhere with this girl and she used the word "hobbies."

Do people do that? I think half of the reason people don't mention reading/movies/etc. is it's not seen as constructive or active. Writing music or writing fiction or something, maybe.

Yeah well put, thats how I see it. Its like... ok, I get that some people are really into cycling or doing half marathons. Or I dunno, crochet duck toys or collecting Buffy DVDs or whatever but yeah "hobbies" is something you describe to pen pals in elementary school for gods sake.

And I wouldnt call my writing of music and fiction a hobby. I'd call it a perpetual fucking frustration, haw.

I'd much rather someone say "hey lets sit around and play Mario Kart and then watch Metalocalypse and have some beers" than "I plan on travelling to Nepal this year!"

I plan on playing Mario Kart and then watching Metalocalypse and having some beers in Nepal this year!

It's blizzarding outside and I am out of beer. Maybe I can use okcupid to get some beer delivery?

I will deliver u some.

It might take a few days.

better start walking, all the roads and airports are closing!

OK I might be a few weeks!

... and possibly half dead from exposure.

Just tweaked my profile to add some stuff about TREEHOUSES. Because I love treehouses, and anyone who has that level of whimsy... le sigh.

ugh u r so outdoorsy

lololol <3

and fit!

And apparently I like travel, if it involves delivering beer.

actually I am a big phony, cause I am planning on travelling this year, I'm prob going to be in the US - the original plan was March but Ive no money so now the plan is to hit up the US in September.

I should attempt to FAPdate with everyone in this thread hahaha.

i would reactivate my okc account for all this traycefap

Ooer!

i don't know what that means! i don't speak your upside-down language!

You don't speak english?

And apparently I like travel, if it involves delivering beer.

got this image of you trudging through snow with a six-pack hanging off yr neck

i don't speak australian ;-)