Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Also I kind of wont go below about 70% on matches. And if there is any bad grammar/spelling that is an instant bum-bowww.

So, for some reason, are people who are all "I am so outdoorsy and I go hiking in the mountains and I travel overseas at least twice a year". Cos that isnt the guy for me. But so many guys feel the need to be braggin' bout their travels idgi?

maybe its a australia thing

everybody in dc brags about their jobs on their profiles

not gonna lie, slightly creeped out by that hoos post

I'd be more attracted to some girl who brags about making mixtapes and watching Pawn Stars. a) admitting that is a big plus re: laid-backness and b) I'd never feel guilty for essentially wanting to do the same thing.

hahaha sorry everybody

everyone in Denver brags about their awesome outdoorsy-ness, too

dude no way HOOS i thought it was enlightening

i mean don't let the fact that i have a 'system' make it sound like i'm anything less than genuine in trying to get to know ppl & make new friends

i've just figured out a way to get the most out of the time i spend on the site so that i'm not hitting 'random' or quickmatch or pointlessly browsing til the cows come ome

Naw what hoos said was cool! At least something a bit engaging and different, I'd think baot it if I got such a message, it shows they've paid attention, for one thing.

Also mixtapes = <3

haha i have "[[mixtape]]" as a bracketed thing on my profile too

iirc it is "life is a [[mixtape]]"

i've kinda got my own 'system' in place for initial msgs (first rule above all: keep it brief)

Another good rule would be "dont msg anyone when you're drunk". Sayin'.

plz share imo!! XP

when you're going thru somebody's profile and they literally make the claim "i'm very unique" - like, i don't even know.

FOund an interesting guy just now til my eyes ran over the phrase "Ayn Rand"... NEXT.

you sort by HEIGHT!?

hoos is roughly 4'2 give or take a few inches, remember

lol

I have some really annoying dealbreakers. I dont want kids, and I smoke. I am sure I'm losing a large base from those 2 things alone.

xpost hahaha :) I like short guys!

yo i'm just sayin i met this girl today who was 4'7, like eyes-at-my-ribcage and i think ppl were mistaking her for my daughter or something, i felt v v weird and would not wanna subject somebody else to that lol

"fun loving guy" = NEXT

wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!

"HOW DO I SUM MYSELF UP IN THIS LITTLE BOX"

"i like to go out but i don't get too crazy"

wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!

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hahaha this is an instant classic post imo

omg my account still works

I think a part of people's odd self-descriptions on these things is a tendency to list your hobbies as things you would like to be doing or see yourself doing if you were in a couple (camping and hiking) instead of the things you actually do (sleep 16 hours, icee and chex mix for dinner).

yeah i remember this girl's profile saying something like 'if all yall love to be kayaking all the damn time why is the lake always so empty?'

she is now a v good friend lol

Although I will admit that hooking up with some cute internet girl and discovering together that hiking sucks is an advanced level of dating failure I would probably enjoy.

genuine, curious & grammatically correct

This'll get you a long way in life, and I guess OKC is no different.

Right, I'm gonna work on my profile tonight. I'll have to put a time limit on it so I don't overwork it and get flustered.

http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg

funniest part of that is user 'fartparticle' listed under similar users

HA!

I hope its a shop. If it isnt I feel sorry for the other guys who's profiles have been listed there haha oops.

More than anything I hope it is the realest thing ever

Oh go mh, just send him a message I'm sure he'll reply ;D

h2 I heard something about you and a slave thing? You still available?

lol

:o

If I see one more guy whos profile says he's "outdoorsy" or "loves the outdoors" and plays sports/rock climbs/cycles/travels I am going to scream. Where are all the music nerds and gamers?

Also what's with guys who pose in their photo cuddled up with a chick? Is that supposed to say "hey look see, I can get the ladies!". Cos it doesnt. It says "I am actually taken or I just broke up with this girl and I'm here out of spite".

Maybe it's "I have a sister I am inappropriately affectionate with"

Hahaha.

Mmm, just my kind of guy!

If I see one more guy whos profile says he's "outdoorsy" or "loves the outdoors" and plays sports/rock climbs/cycles/travels I am going to scream. Where are all the music nerds and gamers?

u realize these things aren't mutually exclusive right

Oh I'm sure they arent! Perhaps what I should have also said is, I dont seem to see many people who big up sitting about chillaxing reading/watching movies/writing music.

Also, I would be a *serious* annoyance to a health/fitness nut, because I am the polar opposite of that and refuse to change.

That's kind of a beef some friends of mine have, in that people have to have obvious "hobbies" or "activities." One got asked in a date-type of situation what his hobbies were. As in, he was out somewhere with this girl and she used the word "hobbies."

Do people do that? I think half of the reason people don't mention reading/movies/etc. is it's not seen as constructive or active. Writing music or writing fiction or something, maybe.

Yeah well put, thats how I see it. Its like... ok, I get that some people are really into cycling or doing half marathons. Or I dunno, crochet duck toys or collecting Buffy DVDs or whatever but yeah "hobbies" is something you describe to pen pals in elementary school for gods sake.

And I wouldnt call my writing of music and fiction a hobby. I'd call it a perpetual fucking frustration, haw.

I'd much rather someone say "hey lets sit around and play Mario Kart and then watch Metalocalypse and have some beers" than "I plan on travelling to Nepal this year!"

I plan on playing Mario Kart and then watching Metalocalypse and having some beers in Nepal this year!

It's blizzarding outside and I am out of beer. Maybe I can use okcupid to get some beer delivery?