Chicago: home of the President of the United fucking States

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howdy chicago. i just made reservations for alinea, gonna report back once i have recovered from the meal and my debt. ^__^

Ooh. Are you coming home for the holidays, Omar?

liveblog that shit

it's a christmas gift to myself and my gf while we're in town for a couple of days : D

gonna take all kinds of photos of that food.

Is anyone going/interested in going to the Big Science show next Friday? For those who care, Cullen will be in town, too.

Where is it?

that reminds me, one of the restaurants i went to in charleston w/my dad had a photo in the bathroom of lou reed + laurie anderson eating there (in the restaurant, not the bathroom)

Hideout, I think...

I could be interested in that. I have tentative dinner plans, but I assume the band won't go on until late?

I assume not. I'll touch base with Clark and/or Cullen and email you the details. I've got a friend in town, so I'll be dragging him over there, and I haven't seen Cullen it what seems like ages.

Who is Cullen?

my goddamned mouse is weird.

i know a guy named cullen but i'm sure it's not the same one

i think that's colette's bro's name too?

i went to high school in the burbs with a dude named cullen

Cull3n H3ndr1x: went to college with me and to grad school with Katie.

guys i had another hilarious esl moment today in class

we were going over the final exam practice test and one student asked a question, and then another wanted to ask the same question. they talked at the same time and the second one said, "i didn't know if we should eee ass"

me: i'm sorry?

him: we should eat ass?

you know, if we should ass the same question.

laughter ensued.

what disturbs me is that my students don't know how to enunciate well enough to pronounce "each" or "ask"?!?!?! woe is me.

also i got an email recently that read "sorry teacher, i am seek"
that one was pretty cute, though.

"Workers get lezzy when the boss is away" is still my favorite.

oh man, my boss had some kind of dental surgery done in her continuing quest to have straight teeth before she gets married, and now she sounds exactly like a menarded person. :/

ahahaha that one was the best. i also like the beautiful bitches of guatemala.

You need to collect these and publish them in a little novelty humor book. But without coming across as racist.

oh man, no way. i feel bad enough laughing about them on the internet. to profit from these larfs would send me to hell.

nick, i emailed you, because you are a library scientist.

Can someone answer a question me this - what is the deal with the convention in writing numbers out, followed by the number in digits in parentheses? "I fell over twenty-nine (29) times."

I use that form, but I don't know why.

i only do it when making jokes online, to sound overly formal

yeah, i think it's mainly in formal writing, like contracts, to clarify numbers.

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed, 'til it rang twenty-nine (29) times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Haha.

WHAT ARE PEOLPE DOING THIS WEEKEND

what are penelope doing this weekend

tonight: if I can stop coughing for long enough, drinkys w/ kates & ???
tomorrow: karaoke?
sunday: ?

I am up for doing things, I haven't done anything social for like 2 weeks.

I started to type "what is penelope" into Google, and Google wanted to auto-complete it as "what is penelope cruz doing now." I guess a lot of people are wondering that.

tonight: going to see stella
rest of the weekend: work on final projects for school (next week is the last week of the semester, y'all) and ???

yeah i'm pretty sure i'm not coming down tonight for stella, i need a weekend to chill and clean my apartment, maybe play percussion on a friend's gig tonight.

sarah is saying we should be crazy social and go to the party we were invited to tomorrow AND karaoke, we'll see if that actually happens

Tonight: Going to Moline, Illinois for our firm holiday party (leaving in a minute). Spending the night there.

Tomorrow: Returning.

Sunday: Returning.

I will prossibly go to karaoke on Saturday.

Off to the QC.

Woof. I just walked three blocks to a convenience store, and... woof. They don't make 'em a lot colder than this. Not 'round these parts.

My ears hurt now, down deep inside. I think the cold broke something in my head.

ugh i've been hit by a delayed-onset hangover

this is why i stopped drinking wine

ugh i just ate
a potato samosa
a meat samosa
an enchilada
an empanada

i am made of fried

i also ate
some pita and hummus
a small piece of chocolate cake
a small syrupy indian doughball
another sweet indian dough thing

those are some of the best foods

I just ate a hamburger w/ blue chz and onion strings and a cup of buttnernut squash soup.

It was Best Foods End of Semester Potluck

I ate
shrimp wontons w/sweet and sour sauce
tofu spring rolls w/peanut sauce
spicy pad woon sen w/tofu
brownie

for a department holiday lunch.