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oh shit! nor is cary grant!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Take it to the Heath Ledger thread!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

What is Brokeback Mountain about? It looks like some sort of emo cowboy film. I don't like that genre.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mybabymonkey.com/celebphoto/random/j_gyllenhaal024.jpg

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

If Jake upchucked that taco within an hour of eating it, then surely, SURELY he is teh gay.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

????

(Note to self: Do not give tacos to gay friends.)

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

As soon as I find that website with the Heath-Jake man-love photos, this sight will implode.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Heathy!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Nicole was OTM in post 2, btw.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm still pondering exactly how mortifying it would be to have your main claim to fame be that everyone on the Internet thinks you look like someone stuck Barbie tits on Frankie Muniz.

― Dan (Ritualized Suicide) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I hear him barking.

http://justjared.blogspot.com/2006/01/jake-gyllenhaal-puggle.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

How an earth can we have a 240 post thread about...JAKE GYLLEHNAAL?

and the Patrick Keiller thread gets only 11 replies!

:('''''''''

THAT is a man dribbling.

― [tuvan throat singer's profound lyric sheet-must read again] (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Now just what are you doing on a Jared blogspot, Morb?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Apparently mortifying enough that she removed her Flickr account, Dan.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

I just go where Towleroad takes me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Safe-for-work Jake black-tie porn:

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/01/jake_gyllenhaal.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Like the posters I too wonder which "street fairs" Jake's been attending.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29048224

Is it real? YOU DECIDE.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

Jake Gyllenhaal: Emo or Not

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:24 (twenty years ago)

tweemo

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Looks real to me. His taste in quaint harmless Hollywood liberalism (To Kill A Mockingbird) gives the game away.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't know -- I feel like there is too much info thrown in trying to PROVE it's the REAL HIM. Dude can't really spell, either. Maybe he just likes talking about himself a lot!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:13 (twenty years ago)

It could be him, but there's nothing in that profile that couldn't be the regurgitations of an obsessive celeb-mag reader. note the profile for his mom in his friends -- wtf?

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

that's definitely NOT HIM!

JAKE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

thanks, are you male or female?

― JG (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

there are a lot of famous people who maintain their own blogs!! By a lot I mean 2. But anyway that could very well be JG and if it is, seriously that shit was lame.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I rather regret beginning this thread with semi-serious intentions, oblivious to the fact that what most of us really want is to bone him in a pup tent, preferably without clothes.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I read somewhere he's not taking any jobs til the Oscar noms come out, so his price goes up.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

why do they call them pup tents?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Because it's the only kind of tent in which you can dog your companion.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

nothing hurts as much as knowing that i will never dog jake gyllenhaal

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

That myspace page is hilarious.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg

He is such a girl here.

― RoxyMuzak½ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

He is such a girl here.

and a beautiful girl, at that...

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

kd lang

ihttp://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg ihttp://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

I swear to God that was an x-post.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

see!

Well. We know what biopic Oscar will fall in love with next year.

Shadowland, directed by Curtis Hanson

Starring: Jakye Gyllenhaal, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Musto in this week's Voice:

"What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Tom Cruise?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Lestat doesn't count!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Uma Thurman? (I wish! Not that I'd have any chance...)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't Jake just on oprah?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Yup.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Can we stop this idle speculation before I dissolve into copious tears?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

dave chappelle?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

He is from Yellow Springs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

If you read Musto regularly THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SPECULATE ABOUT!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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