― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pamplaxico Polancobon (Andy_K), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― antexit (antexit), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha, great screen names throughout history
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― ENBB (expatrica), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Not that I'm in much a funny mood now, here's one of my favourite lines from the show: Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool. (Elaine to Jerry)
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
...
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Would you call an African born male who has American citizenship that is white, an African American? No even though that is exactly what he is.
The whole "African American" moniker is a F-ing joke, and should stop being used.
Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 20th 2006 by craig
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 8:45AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Think about it
Posted at 8:58AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Alice
― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Rob
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/aolentertainment/30mz/2006_11/1120_richards_2_dl.mov
― ^@^ (map), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
But wow, though. He clearly gets a little nervous and tries to play it off at the end with, "See? Still, these words! These words!" The initial "50 years ago" bit kind of seals the deal though. These are probably his actual feelings.
Now I know why Kramer never had any black friends.
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
What about Jackie Chiles?
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF?: "Seinfeld"'s Michael 'Kramer' Richards in Weird-o-Rama Onstage Meltdown
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Just saw this one:
Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link
GEORGE: Kinda busy here.
KRAMER: I'd like to talk to Jerry in private.
GEORGE: Why can't I stay?
KRAMER: Because it doesn't concern you.
GEORGE: Well, if it doesn't concern me, then I can stay. (Kramer then grabs the back of George's chair, drags him out into the hallway and closes the door.)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
[Setting: Puddy’s office]
(Jerry and George are in conference)
JERRY: (Threatening tone) So, listen, Puddy. When we first started this deal, I thought things were gonna be different. Now, if you want to play hard ball, I got my friend, George, here, and he can play pretty hard.. ball. (Leaving the negotiation to George) George, vein it up.
GEORGE: Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here. Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?!
JERRY: George! Can we focus on the car, here?
GEORGE: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
PUDDY: (Handing a sheet of paper to Jerry) Jerry, I just need your signature, here, and we’ll get you that yellow car ready to go.
JERRY: Yellow? I wanted black.
PUDDY: I can’t give you black at that price.
JERRY: (Pleading) George, could you help me, please?
GEORGE: (Standing up) Yes. This is wrong!
JERRY: Sing it, sister!
GEORGE: Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch..!
JERRY: (Exasperated) Uhhh..
GEORGE: (Losing it) ..does not imply transfer of ownership. Moe, Sol, or… Lem is not gonna get away with this!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 3 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Fusilli Jerry is one of my favourite episodes...
Geroge's mum: I'm out there, George.George: You're not out there.Mum:I am too.George: You're not out there. You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence.
Kramer: It's Fusilli Jerry! It's made from fusilli pasta. See the microphone?Jerry: When did you do this?Kramer:In my spare time. You know, I'm working on one of you George. I'm using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual.Jerry: Why fusilli?Kramer: Because you're silly. Get it?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
This contains many of my favourite lines.20th episode in series 9 and still hilarious.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"....Mulva?"
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"DELORIS!"
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
when i think of tepid sitcoms i think of 'something about raymond'
why does this make me LOL so much?
― YOUR FACE IS UNTHINKABLE!!! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
George: It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.Jerry: Yeah...
― what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
haha "in that big sunglasses case"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Two from Frank, both from the same episode:
"As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way."
"I gotta lotta problems with you people. And tonight you're gonna hear about it."
― m the g, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
― omar little, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? Yoouuuuu got iiiiittttt!!
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Jerry: (to George) I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity. Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know, you really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team, a team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talkin about, 'cause that's the only way you're gonna get better.
also biting into a hunk of cheese like it's an apple.
― schlump, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
it was an onion!
― some dude, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!
― m the g, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^gold
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
joy boy
and jerry's face throughout the whole spiel
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link