2008 Primaries Thread 2: THE QUICKENING

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to go by hillary's remarks last night, she spends most of her time on the campaign trail having her arms grabbed at.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

cookie monster/tacos 08

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

dude cookie monster is not a chick

dude how do you know this

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

His mother calls him "son." BTW, plz do not front on this.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

Any cookie monsters I've ever known have been chicks.

― Eazy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Before his first cookie, he was called "Sid." This is not a girl's name!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Also, voiced by Frank Oz!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

so is miss piggy.

― bug, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

Frank Oz voiced Miss Piggy as I recall xpost

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/e/e1/Anth03sept08e.jpg/300px-Anth03sept08e.jpg

BE REAL PLZ

Her name is Miss Piggy, you fule!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone knows she is a drag queen anyway.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Sid is totally a girl's name!

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

maybe cookie monster is a pre-op transsexual

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

In France he is called "Macaron."

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

How does one sex a muppet?

― Michael White, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

You gotta put the whole hand inside.

― Eazy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

cookie monster/tacos 08

unbeatable super-ticket u have my vote

― jhøshea, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

That reminds me: in Mexico, Cookie is called "Lucas Comegalletas."

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

cookie monster == john sidney mccain

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

The reproductive techinques of Muppets are unknown. xposts

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

no wtf elmo

― jhøshea, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Luke Cookie-eater?

― Michael White, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

john mccain is not fun for one thing

― jhøshea, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

This thread has taken a wonderful turn.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/04/08/image686677x.jpg

'08

― Eazy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

ANTHROPOMORPHIC APPLE 2008

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

smiling banana/The Grouchketeers '08

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

omg that psychedelic fruits and vegetables number on sesame st was an indelible part of my childhood, yayay

― m bison, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

honeydew / beaker '08

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

"How can you tell a Grouchketeer? He's the one with the thumb in his ear!" -Hillary Clinton

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

theres no way im voting for smiling banana - just dont trust that guy

― jhøshea, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

It'll all be in the hands of the superfoods.

― Eazy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Cookie Monster Fends off Accusation of Coke Orgies During Making of Sesame Street Fever"

http://www.goofspot.com/bamboo/images/cvr_sesamefever.jpg

"Me just friends with Bert," Cookie says

― Eppy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

ugh looks like the "cult" of cookie monster has infected ILX--guys, he's all cookies, no action

― max, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

THOSE COOKIES DON'T GO ANYWHERE U SEE

― Eppy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

these aren't cookies you can believe in, these are cookies - mmm, cookies.

― Simon H., Friday, 22 February 2008 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

craigslist.org / this video '08

― life_coach, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

zero content, rhetorical cookies

― remy bean, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

kittens at lunch are gonna be tough for even tacos to beat, IMO

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Too many tiny bones and too much fur, compared to tacos, though, rox.

― Michael White, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

that video is v well put together!

― jhøshea, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Kittens lose debate after being fed peanut butter; dirty tricks suspected"

― Eppy, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

The music is insane!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

kittens at lunch=sucking on the corporate teat

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Kitten tacos vs. koala tacos.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

my hangover is so grateful to you all.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GyH1v8GRCGA

― daria-g, Friday, 22 February 2008 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

"help me find a thread on ILX" thread, 2010:

what was that thread again where we discussed sexing muppets?

oh yeah, the 2008 Primaries Thread 2.

― StanM, Friday, 22 February 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

ive totally agreed about obama's subpar debate performance so far but i thought last night he really owned it... he wasn't really 'uhhh'-ing at all, to the point that it seemed like he was consciously avoiding it, and his response to the plagiarism q was extra-eloquent. im really surprised everyone thought hillary aced that one ... and frankly i thought she'd totally killed him in the debates id seen previous

― deej, Friday, 22 February 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cuilean07 (6 days ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Reply | Spam Isn't Elmo a bit young to be in a disco club?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 February 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

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