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and they all have soft drinks in hand i.e. the girls' drinks have been spiked

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Ken, that's Miller Lite, it's already alcoholic.

Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

but the obvious question is : who's taking the picture...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

"I sure hope this light is catching my good side. Maybe if I start to vogue a little..."

― BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

oups, sorry ken c. couldn't type fast enough as i was giggling hysterically.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Waldo would be looking at the camera if it was a timed shot...

― Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

...you fatally underestimate the power of the subconscious mind

― john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

the girl on the right reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it (so to speak).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

eeew they heard it actually rattling

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!

xpost

― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

These people are not friends.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

lol@wayne

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

what do you think they're listening to ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

and what's the blue box in the front ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

DUH

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

they are listening to "bombtrack"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

too easy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

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The Thing That Should Not Be

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 20:06 (one year ago)

I can't be the only one thinking of the Mr. Show Titanica skit.

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 September 2024 20:09 (one year ago)

can we have AI santorum.jpg?

― c u (crüt), Friday, 20 September 2024 21:37 (one year ago)

Hands are getting slightly better, except for whatever Escher horror is happening with middle lady's hands.

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 September 2024 21:47 (one year ago)

six months pass...

A woman dressed for Ladies Day at Royal Ascot drinks with friends and a man she doesn't know in a bus stop shelter opposite the horse race course (2001) pic.twitter.com/DRGIdqMhME
— Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) April 3, 2025

― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:07 (one year ago)

Oh damn he has knuckle tattoos but I can’t read them

― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:12 (one year ago)

They say "Getty Images"

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:13 (one year ago)

looks like it says 'Dave'? And the ones on his knees say 'Bev' and 'Man United'

― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:14 (one year ago)

that carefully placed photo credit looks like it's obscuring a urine stain

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:14 (one year ago)

that's the bit that says man united

― LocalGarda, Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:15 (one year ago)

man u(ri)ni(a)ted

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:42 (one year ago)

I went to Ascot in 2001. didn't know they took a picture of me though. wonder how Bev's doing

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:22 (one year ago)

lol

― sleeve, Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:24 (one year ago)

(xp) She asks after you all the time.

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:26 (one year ago)

Wouldn't that make you Colonel Pee?

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 3 April 2025 22:24 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/n7QNpyb.png

It's ok. Only God can judge me.

― pplains, Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:34 (one year ago)

oh no

― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:35 (one year ago)

I trust in the Lord: therefore you're toast.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:52 (one year ago)

Another piece of Antarctica just broke off

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 April 2025 06:25 (one year ago)

A Scanner Grossly

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 5 April 2025 07:18 (one year ago)

They’re not holding beers? Is the AI straightedge?

― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 5 April 2025 16:00 (one year ago)

AI dude looks way cooler than the girls

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 April 2025 02:04 (one year ago)

Yeah I was going to say, now it looks like it's totally gonna happen lol

― Naledi, Monday, 7 April 2025 07:01 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Lmao the AI is really trying to help him out! It made his bed and swapped out Family Guy poster for some abstract art

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 12:58 (one year ago)

two months pass...

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― jaymc, Sunday, 6 July 2025 14:59 (eleven months ago)

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― Evan, Sunday, 6 July 2025 17:56 (eleven months ago)

two weeks pass...

something very ilx about this photo

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― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 24 July 2025 20:07 (ten months ago)

three months pass...

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