Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

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Well that's somewhat different, but still somewhat odd at the same time.

― Ally Thunderkitty, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a friend who gave himself a trim. The next thing you know, he's obsessed- shaves his chest and legs, buys a bicycle, starts eating porridge three meals a day, and eventually goes to a salon to receive the perfect triangle.

― hans, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porridge?

― Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like the thatch

― anthony, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once I went to get my nails done and my nail girl (?) made a point of showing me the heart-shape a collegue had waxed her bikini area into. It was valentine's day.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, what kind of salon are you going to?

― Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is it true that if you trim your dick it makes your pubic hair look longer?

― ethan, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, I have quite a bit, so it has crossed my mind to try a little trimming. I hate being one of those guys at the urnial--you know the type--who takes his dick out and ten thousand hairs come with it.

― Steve Bryan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what have you been eating?

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

it makes your bits look like a bundle of baby naked mole rats, too. HAHAH I'm about to trim mine, I dont think shaved is perverse, it's just what they like.

― Sammy Australia, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'They' being the other naked mole-rats?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four weeks pass...

I trim my pubic hair. Acutally, I trim all my body hair. NOT SHAVE. I do shave my balls and butt. My partner likes it. He has a hissy fit everytime I trim...but enjoys it after it's done. He keeps telling me he likes hairy guys...but I like smooth guys and he doesn't trim.

― Trimmed Guy, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

doesn't it itch though?

― Geoff, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why don't people just leave their stuff alone? i mean honestly boymuffs, girlmuffs, its all good!

― di, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blah.... Blah blah blah!!! blah blah

― Blah Monkey, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i lit my chest hair on fire. WHOOOMPF! pretty exciting.

― duane, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but it prolly didn't smell too nice.

― nancy b., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

man the smell was the best thing about it.

― , Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does a guy do this because he is turned on by his own hairless self?

― Muta in, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If a man who trims his pubic hair makes a post to this thead, and no one is around to google it, does it count as a post?

(this is one of my favorite threads ever, by the way)

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The title alone places it in the firmament of all time Greatest Threads.

― Nicole, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, after reading all of this...

YES, I trim the pubes. Why? Because it looks neater and cleaner, and seems to turn back the clock on my appearance by five or ten years (I'm 37). Of course, I also trim my chest hair. I do this about once a month. Oh, and no matter what your size might be, GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. A stab of the scissors can be incredibly painful to soft pubic flesh, especially on the ol' thrill hammer.

I had average hair growth down below, and the fact it is blond makes it look shorter than it is. Still, after watching any porn video, you can see that the majority of males in the vids shave completely, and it just makes a guy look younger in my opinion. The trick is not to trim too much, and to keep it even. It's not as easy as you think! If your partner is into it, have them do it because they can get a, um, "better perspective" (up close and personal) than you can.

The old stereotype of hair=manliness is kind of dated. My trimmed chest hair totally makes my gym workouts seem more effective. After my first trim, the bed chatter included "you have REALLY been working out, haven't you?" Nope. Just trimmed the hair down a bit. Minor task. No sweat. Looks good.

How you feel about your appearance is the key. Unless there is a major objection from your partner, go with what feels right for you. If you feel like you look better after a trim, then you WILL look better. Everyone is different. The good news is that hair grows back, and the length will terminate at the natural length. You won't have permanent short or long patches. It just doesn't work that way. In other words, it will eventually look exactly the same as it did pre-trim.

Yeah, yeah, I know: enough already!

Clip 'em, dude!

― Joe in SF, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you're a moderately hairy bloke (as I am), you can't just trim/shave individual bits of body hair as you'd then look, well, stupid and patchy. I once offered to shave myself in exchange for my partner doing it, but for some reason my half of the deal was never called upon (though I was SO grateful that she kept to hers).

For someone with a reputation for smuttiness, I had *never* heard the "it makes your cock look bigger* line. Perhaps this is because, unlike some, I don't search despairingly for ways of increasing my proportions :-)

― Mark C, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, you just hang weights from your private parts and be done with it, then.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The thought of a guy trimming his pubes makes me sick. The hairier the better. Of course past the age of 25 the hair starts thinning on it's own and becomes straighter. Only the young guys really have the thick curly bushes....

― , Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Insecure or thoughtful?

Nah. Bored.

― Daver, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm fully shaved and my girlfriend (also shaved) loves it. I let the area above my package grow back once and she asked me to shave it off. She likes the feel of skin on skin.

You do have to keep it shaved or it will irritate your parntner, though.

― Jerry Jergensen, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well i just trimmed mine... i like it have to wait for other sex opinion. Reaseon ....err none was bored and badbing it was done what can i say. Actually no i lie the last girl i was sleeping with complained that she kept getting pubes in her whilst ...well u know what. Thought i'd be considerate for the next lucky lady ;)

― Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what are you going to do to stop it from itching?

― Queen G, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nowt

not a lot u can do is there ? just grin and bear it i suppose

― Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― powertonevolume, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was wondering, does he have the clap?

― Graham, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To tell you the truth. Trimming rulz! I'm 23 and a hairy bugger... I trim once a month... and my trim is short.. REALLY short!... and I do my armpits... and once a year I do the whole body... there's absolutely nothing wrong with it... girlz do dig it... and if you're a guy that showers daily, you shouldn't have a problem! Yes the itching does happen... nothing baby powder or cream won't cure :) - As for the size...it makes it look bigger... hehe... well... maybe... but I didn't pay notice to it! Just remember, if you have hair along your shaft... and it's trimmed (or shaved) - use extra safe rubber... u never know!

― Da Clutz, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

From a girls point of view , and a purly practical one...go for it by all means...it makes giving head a much nicer experience....and from a guy point of view that has to be a good thing !!!

― morgana, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But, Morgana, won't that power cord, the buzzing, and the little stubble bits falling into your lips get annoying after a while?

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brian, you are evil and wrong. Go wash your mind out with soap.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Im getting turned on!

― jean, Saturday, 4 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am a 24 yr old guy. I've trimmed down there numerous times. My girl thinks the 'Buzz cut' is sexy. Plus, she doesn't have pubes for dental floss after a head :) It's according on how bushy guys are down there, to decide whether you're bigger or not after you've trimmed. Damn, I think I'm going to find my razor! Thanks for the reminder!

― Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I braid mine. Also found of putting scrunchies in it to make a little pony tail.

― Chris, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You BRAID yours??? Damn, that's some pretty long pubes! Pony tail? I think you may be putting that scrunchie on your wanger, thinking it's a big pony tail! Ha ha...just trying to make you laugh. Seriously....BRAIDS???

― Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks for reminding me of YET ANOTHER THREAD I need my name taken out of.

― nabisco%%, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why won't this thread die? I have nightmares about it.

― Mandee, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well my two cents is that if male pubic hair is just out of control and gross, then it's thoughtful to give it a little trim now and then. But overdoing it and causing visible irritation is a huge turn off too!

And of course, if you've got a few "critters" down there, then shaving is the only sensible thing to do!

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― Elisa Phong-Chowdry, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I didn't do something right, because I'm itching now!!!

― Shaved Before, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

burning patterns into yr pubes with cigarettes - c or d?

― Queen G's netherlands, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mandee - just like pubic hair, it always comes back. Dying pubic hair, has anyone ever done it?

― cuba libre (nathalie), Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God, I thought you were comparing the lovely Mandee to pubic hair then! I was about to stand up for her honour. Mandee, we miss you!

― Mark C, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

where's my pubes?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.php3?table=old§ion=current&issu e=2002-05-18&id=1872

― I may not dress like Jacki O, but I do fuck men, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I belive shave is the way to go.... shave and maybe also dye..... ummmmmm, very nice.......

― Stennve Chapmane, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love a baldy sack. I think men that shave are better in bed than men that don't shave. It makes me sooooo wet.

― Catreena Hutchins, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― kenan, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

I vote NO on proposition THAT.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

this thread has some of the best googlers of all time

either that or ken c on a lot of coffee

― J0hn D., Monday, 16 June 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT PROMPTED THE REVIVAL OF THIS THREAD

― asey, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

Surmounter.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

dude if I don't trim that shit it looks like a there's a dick sticking out of albert einstein's head

― burt_stanton, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

What was the smartest thing ever to come out of Einstein's mouth?

Neils Bohr's cock.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

daaaaamn

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh? Same goes for the girls, really.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

burt stanton has grey pubic hair?

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Ohmysweetjesus, WHY is the dude from The Da Vinci Code *movie* in the D&G ad?!
To sum up my opinion on hair down there;
Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh?
But uh, lets remember that too little is kind of ew.

― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

...the best a man can get?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

so glad I clicked off of that before it could load since I'm still at work

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

the original question implies that men cannot be insecure and thoughtful at the same time

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

re: anal dreads - they don't comb out, so just break em off every month or so when it's time to harvest.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, April 30, 2005 11:16 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what

― harbl, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

he only shit once a month

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

we need that bro back to explain

― velko, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, the motions/shape/proportions of Gilette video dude made me think of Randy Marsh:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1113_dad_on_heroin_game.jpg

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:16 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agreed. also this should be the new board description of I LOVE TMI

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

agreed

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

hopefully gillette vid dude did not have two children watching him

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

like randy marsh does

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

is it okay to shave your pubes in front of a baby?

― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

babies: they r smarter than they look.

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

the cartoon demo guy had a bad case of pixelitis.

― Orin Boyd (jel --), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

debating this

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

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