Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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wtf

oh oh oh oh while we're doing ia things the following makes me ia:

Fragment (consider revising)

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

how the FUCK is that supposed to help me

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

i guess you could say it drives you fragmental

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

it's telling you to consider revising your career.

― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

fragmental as anythink

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

Fragment (consider revising) sounds liek a brian eno song

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

Word also struggles with subject-verb agreement with it comes to the singular/plural. It always tries to get me to switch to something that's wrong.

― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

haha I think I will consider advice from MS WOrd as oblique strategies now
v good way to handle them
Brian Eno is Clippy
xp

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

Hahahaha!

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

I liked that Obs Strat I had the other day that said "Do the dishes" :|

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

Somebody better than me pls make a Brian Eno word clippy !

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

'It looks like you're trying to find a cohesive rhythm in one of my songs!'

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

It looks like you're trying to write a document:

- Do something sudden, destructive and unpredictable
- Use cliches
- Repetition is a form of change

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

(was inspired to get the obliq strats app)

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

Can never read about sentence fragments without thinking of

http://www.accesswave.ca/~rclancey/linguo-dead-grammar.gif

― you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

"It looks like you're trying to reform Roxy Music."

― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

t looks like you're trying to write a document:

- Do something sudden, destructive and unpredictable
- Use cliches
- Repetition is a form of change

LOL

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

It looks like you're trying to collaborate with Robert Fripp! How do you wish to delineate the apprentice/journeyman/master metaphor?

- the apprentice acquires skill
- the craftsman acquires sensitivity
- the master acquires vision
- the genius attains freedom
- the apprentice is noisy
- the craftsman shapes sound
- the master shapes silence
- the genius is silent
- the apprentice practices the craft of craft
- the craftsman practices the art of craft
- the master practices the craft of art
- the genius is artless

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck why dont I have photoshop at work grrr

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

paint dot net trayce!

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

Oh neat.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1380.snc4/163283_485291167756_726857756_6381396_4433054_n.jpg

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

That font looks wrong but it could be due to the screencap of the og pic

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

omg I love it

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

that is great

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

Were I not at work I'd have tried to properly make an Eno-paperclip head, but that'll do.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

omg wow

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

btw I have a v clear picture of 'Clippy for Films' cover art in my head now.

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

- buying greeting cards
- the whole concept of greeting cards

― WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS? IS IT A CORKSCREW? (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

congratulation on new babby

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

wasn't it Seinfeld wh obasically said buying greeting cards = "I agree with everything this guy says"

― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

I posted oClippe Strategies on my livejournal and someone replied with "is that the guy from the Human League? I dont get it"

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

love that trayce

― iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

fixed his wagon

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

Bwahaha nice one.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

How is Brian Eno in any way like anyone out of the Human League, wtf

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

synths iirc

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

mmmm

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

I think Oakey is a baldy now too fwiw

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

he is but i mean

http://www.glam-ou-rama.co.uk/users/276/gallery/potm.jpg

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

will not post pic of baldy oakey with tubby goth fan

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit aa just did

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

'It looks like you're trying to get away!'

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

btw this competes in the lol stakes

http://popshifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/phil-oakey.jpg

― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

the shading makes the position of the nip look really really odd

― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

Holy shit I actually thoguht that was a photo of myself for a split second.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

That first pic i mean not the one just above!

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I did too.

― sectarian chicken (mh), Friday, 21 January 2011 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

I dont even have hair like that anymore! but it made me spittake.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

the shading makes the position of the nip look really really odd

also the way he's standing. but it looks like he has one nip and it's in the middle.

― hipsters jump up to get run off (get bent), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

phil oakleela

― WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS? IS IT A CORKSCREW? (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

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