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classic mccoy:

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Lindia?

That lady has a vestigial tail, I think.

And everyone knows how lackadaisical India (and Pakistan) are in relational to counter-terrorism.

what intelligence did india ignore? is this a meme, now?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/02/world/main4642083.shtml

Yup, India warned three weeks ago about a possible threat. And they of course knew that the USA is the 100% guaranteur of threat, and were supposes to do what, exactly?

In other words, fuck rght-wingers who try to blame this on India.

Is the "I" in India supposed to be the Twin Towers or some sort of horrible Union Carbide reference?

I love that warnings of threats from possible militants is enough to stop shit from happening.

"hey an attack could happen to you, based on what we know about these guys. we even have the name of a huge fuckoff metropolis where it seems likely to happen, and a time frame of a few months from now, give or take."

"oh thank you that is some really useful shit to know we can definitely prevent stuff from happening now, thanks US department of pre-crime"

Although, if the 'I' in India is the world trade centre, it implies the US ignored intelligence about the attacks. Unfortunately, the cartoonist probably thinks it was Clinton's failure...

I just found out today that our local statewide daily newspaper still calls that city "Bombay" in its stories and refuses to change, despite the pleas they publish on their editorial page.

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so is this last one a failed mortgage/CRA/Fannie/Freddie joke or what
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http://comicstripclub.com/comics/2008-12-05-Mumbai.jpg

that elephant looks pretty fucking crazy

luckily i dont have to worry about him because he doesnt have any fingers with which to shoot his gun

And the donkey kinda reminds me of that blue anteater thing from the pink panther cartoons.

yeah, asshole elephant, it's GUN CONTROL that is the problem, spot on.

from now on i'm only going to vacation in countries where i can being my gun

Should you enjoy that RLC toon, check the archive: http://comicstripclub.com/

All the copy-pasted thicko goodness you could ever desire

god, don't. don't do it. don't click that link.

Assy goodness for your friday

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whatsamatta, you don't like the electronic tigers?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/OysteinietsyO/hardtruth.gif The tigers should've heeded our warning about terrorists

The modern world is confusing.

Or: you are at the whims of the market, as a result of living in late capitalist times. If you want to be all Marxist.

hardtruth.gif made me remember these are merely avatars representing the cartoonist. then seeing the wife sitting next to the cartoonist made me think, "these people have wives. and families. and loved ones. what do they think about these jackass comics they write?" "Oh, Gerlad's at it again with the Clinton thing."

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Intentional?

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everyone looks so happy. what an exciting time to be alive.

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wtf

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz120508dAPR20081205013723.jpg

the shorthand people use to refer to certain cultures is fascinating and weird

haha at least there are gondolas to let you know it is the actual shylock

i'm having trouble even parsing that one. fellas i'm stumped.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sbr120508dBP20081205013924.jpg

part of the automakers problem is that they're asking for a loan, not a hand-out, and they don't make that distinction clear enough it just gets dumped with every other company on the dole.

Well, that and all the rightwing douchebags want them to fail so they can point and stamp their feet about how unions are bad, etc etc etc

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk1205d20081205020449.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sst120508dAPR20081205014026.jpg

the other thing, as a local radio guy pointed out, is that the car guys are getting all the scorn this time around because we know who they actually are, as opposed to the list of all the banks getting the $700B dole check which the Admin still has classified

i'm having trouble even parsing that one. fellas i'm stumped.

india is the guy with too much whitening cream(see the bottles at his feet), and since there are no muslims (or sikhs) in india whatsoever, he's the dude in the turban with no beard.

pakistan/the pakistani govt/whatever has obviously more terrorist-charming powers, so they have their pet snake richey go after the dude sitting next to them

so what have we learnt today from batshit rightwing cartoonists? myself, i'm stupid enough to have spent a while going "What's a Clinton Ians?" and "Does Obama have no teeth?"

God, the "what happened to 'change'?" thing might be the most dickish meme on here of late....I mean it takes some serious rewriting of the situation to imagine that the change people were clamoring for was something other than, I dunno, CHANGE FROM REPUBLICAN POLICY...

hey batshit rightwing cartoonist thread readers, do us all a favor and show some support for an amendment to the three-images-per-post limit here today: Request for code change: increase the allowable image width

this has been a public service announcement

Assy goodness for your friday

i like how the guy in the "nasa messed up global warming data" panel has this angry look on his face. like, if it hadn't been for the warnings about global warming, he could have run his leaf blower non-stop for that month like he originally planned.

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Instead of being the hottest October on record like NASA said, it was, in fact, only the second hottest October on record (after 2003). And to think we were all silly enough to be getting worried about global warming.

That Pakistan one is nearly as bad as his Iran one, in which he equated Iranians with cockroaches.

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i lol'd @ "sign of the office of the president-elect"

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aw poor little low gas prices-- i would take him under my wing.

also that baby is on the bottle now but mommy still has the juggs <3

Doonesbury never had juggs.

Wow, I remember Ramirez from the 90s. He's like 10 x worse now, which is saying a lot.

Doonesbury never had juggs.

To be fair:

http://images.gocomics.com/images/doonesbury/strip/thecast/kim2.jpg

Also, there were a few cheesecake strips that made dubious use of Boopsie and JJ.