NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

fuck it i'll take a draw tbh

can only imagine the boos had woy lost a lead to draw in a derby at anfield.

nah they wouldn't be booed for that performance. if they were shit today i'd say so, woy or kenny.

u poor deluded fool

they were ok, but as IK said they really did falter quite badly.

funny how i'm used to spurs not doing that so much any more, given that it's only stopped in the past .0007% of my time supportin them

in the wheel, the sumerians have found themselves a priceless asset in transporting goods from one place to another. however as time passes they will have to wonder if other civilisations can simply copy their much lauded device. one thing is sure, the wheel will be with us for many years to come, and the sumerians will not be keen to simply hand it over to their fierce rivals anytime soon.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:56 (6 minutes ago)

looool

This game is going to be a colossal anticlimax with only the possibility of some funny violence for entertainment, right?

nope, we're gonna do it 3- with breathtaking football

3-1

nah i said they weren't shit, they did falter. but i wouldn't be booing them off for that. tho i wouldn't boo them off anyway i don't think, were i at the game. the disgruntled fan strawman might!

omg

h8 that strawfan

1606: GOAL Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd (Van der Vaart Penalty)

YESSSSSS

For the first, and probably last, time this year...Come On You Spuuuurs!!

knew starting with dawson up front would reap benefits, did you see that cruyff turn?

right laptop going of. godspeed out there

ugh crouch

yeah srsly, come on spurs. somebody needs to rake this man u team.

Although Utd seem to have woken up of late and returned to playing good football. Oh Crouch is playing? Doesn't bode well.

Spurs goal Absolutely fucking shocking. Bit of head tennis in the United penalty area and the ball falls for Gareth Bale, who takes a touch after collecting Crouch's deflected flick on from Modric's centre and rifles a shot towards Kuszcsak's goal. The United goalkeeper saves well but spills it and dives in at Bale's feelt, completly upending the Welshmen. It's a definite penalty. He. Must. Be. Absolutely. Thick. As. Fuck. Rafael van der Vaart steps up to confidently stroke it past Kuszskasks's despairing dive.

1614: Dimitar Berbatov puts Wayne Rooney in with a slide rule pass, but the inept potato-faced little cunt can only slash hopelessly wide.

From MancFan on Twitter: "Just put dinner in the oven and settling down to watch the match. Get in!"

fucks sake ekotto is even trying to look like defending is his job, two mins in

are they really doing the na na na na na na na na na na nasri chant for van der vaart?

players that prob shouldn't be starting here today-

palacios, crouch, hutton, ekotto

they might show in flashes, but imo we'll be carrying/risking those four today. tough to beat utd with that inconsistency on the pitch

kc and the sunshine band's hit has been used for footie chants for as long as i can remember

x-post

xp that said if gallas and dawson are letting berbatov and rooney drft out to that pair of cunts then they share blame for the raking we'll get

crouch fffsssss

hmmph ok thats harsh tbf

1618:Wilson Palacios embarks on a magnificent, rampaging individual run and is crudely brought down by Michael Carrick. It's a terrible challenge by the former Spurs man and his wife will be literally unable to look at his contemptible, rodent-like face without being physically sick. Rafael van der Vaart fires the resultant free kick straight at Kuzczszak.

oh stfu tyler

'berbatov been beneficiary of rooney taking a support role, like crouch/vdv'

blatant shite, that. rooney's just shit.

modric up for it

I'd forgotten that Smalling was a Utd player. £8 million was it?

7 iirc, rising to higher

1632: Presumably nothing whatsoever happens for 14 minutes. You may think I went to get a cup of tea but more likely our Content Production System broke (again) or I had to fill out five editorial clearance forms to make a witty comment. Those of you who watch Match of the Day or follow other streams will know there were three penalty shouts, a two footed tackle, and a goalmouth scramble during this time.

Lennon hopefully will kill Evra like he did in that Lge Cup Final of a couple of years ago.

yet another ref figures it's only fair bale gets kicked down to size early doors

FUCKING EKOTTO

From StepneyGaz via text: "I'm in the middle of my final exam to be a doctor, but can't resist craftily checking the score on my mobile! Utd to win 2-1."

Not a bad predo Gaz, we shall see.

Gray making it sound like all games involving teams set out 4-4-2, which this isn't anyway, are exciting goal fests.

Really loved to have seen Gary Neville at rb today.

FFS HUTTON

1629: Wayne Rooney finds himself in space on the right, but can only drag a hopeless, aimless ball across the front of Heurhelho Gomes' goal. Oh dear, oh dear. Watching that back on the replay, you have to think his whole family must be crying with rage at his performance as they watch this, quietly wishing to themselves that he had been killed when he was a younger man.

nice from dean, reminding us which team is the big club here

FFS EKOTTO

every time one of the hapless duo do something a professional defender would never consider, i feel i should do this.

good save gomes

1637: ROONEY STARE! MAN UNITED Wayne Rooney looks at a section of Tottenham supporters and his face instantly causes several thousand people to melt, killing them instantly. This is one of the worst disasters ever to happen at a football game. Try telling that to Alex Ferguson though! He will be absolutely delighted.

it's the kind of thing, that when one of your boys does it it's genius brian

I hope he gets away with it.

lol

A+++ LG
xp

wish crouch would count his legs before getting the ball ffs