WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

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Overlooked ITT but the crossword at the end of the GET OUT OF THE EU special is just...

What good British acorns gron into (3)

oppet, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

err, grow

oppet, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Jan/Week3/15898475.jpg

First they came for our lightbulbs and I didn't speak out because I was filled up with sugar.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 07:17 (fifteen years ago)

wow.

just.

wow.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

A bagful of sugar helps the bullshit go down.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 07:36 (fifteen years ago)

"I know why" is this year's "anger at fake pics"

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:49 (fifteen years ago)

I'm still smarting from their 'free cheese' scam, I'm not going to trust them to give me sugar.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:54 (fifteen years ago)

Even though supposedly energy saving, critics argue that they are more expensive and not as bright.

How much do people get paid for writing crap like this, does anyone know?

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

critics argue that night is day and it's a conspiracy to say othewise.

Actually, critics argue and that's it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 10:38 (fifteen years ago)

A bagful of sugar helps the bullshit go down.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 07:36 (4 hours ago)

Maybe the DM could give away some salt, so people can take a pinch or two with every article.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe Express readers could do with a gentle reminder of the connotations around the word "crusade" huh?

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

would just spur them on further?

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

Think today's front page shows the results of fortnightly rubbish collections:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Jan/Week4/15919989.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

"How to fight winter gloom" = "Do not buy this newspaper"

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

"Why curry really is the spice of life"
"373k say Fuck the rest of the world"

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/517x/23307.jpg

An amazing petition signed by an amazing 50% of their readership and an amazing 0.62% of the population.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

I think 0.6% of the population is also about the level of dementia in the UK. Just saying.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

That guy should be arrested for carrying a knife in central London.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

He's also wearing a hooded top.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

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That blokes face looks familiar.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i think i've seen him on the cover of the daily express, near the top

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

And Matthew Sinclair, director of the TaxPayers’ Alliance group said: “blah blah blah inexcusable blah blah EU blah blah blah taxes blah blah waste blah bureaucracy blah blah blah taxpayers’ money blah EU blah blah is that ok - no-one going to reading this far down the page anyway right?

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Nice attempt to make it look like there are more mail bags than there really are in that van. Or maybe they stuffed the eight DM readers in first pic in the van as well.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

DE readers, not DM readers. Although I suppose they are essentially interchangeable.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Kate Hoey and Douglas Carswell - a marriage made in heaven.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

LOL @ this review

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/view/228361/Review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake

Algerian Goalkeeper, Sunday, 13 February 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Feb/Week3/15933305.jpg

should make this into an express crusade iyam

James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

Daily Express Front Page from 17th C

http://mercuriuspoliticus.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/routing-of-ranters.jpg

Christian Ranters Are Out Of Order

Herr Kapitan Pugvosh (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:28 (fifteen years ago)

Sad to hear they're euthanising Bruce Willis.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

never seen Churchill looking better tho, on the upside

Jari Litmandem (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:57 (fifteen years ago)

FREE FLORA

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 10:46 (fifteen years ago)

FREE EARL

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 17 February 2011 10:48 (fifteen years ago)

Thought that was baldy IDS.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 17 February 2011 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

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WHO IS THE MANIAC MASSACRING SWANS?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

Carlos the Quackal

ka£ka (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2011 10:02 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't it obvious?

13 years of labour have taught people they can do as they like and not have to worry about punishment and many don't even know the difference between right and wrong.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

There's a terrific article in to-day about how "Labour" has left us "all" with a "trillion" pounds of "debt".

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

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He said: "We have seen footage where a child is pushing a trolley out of a supermarket with a flat screen television in it.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 March 2011 09:58 (fifteen years ago)

Nice to see the Express on an anti-semitic tip, makes a change from the scary Islams

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2011 10:07 (fifteen years ago)

balanced coverage innit

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2011 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

Still blaming foreigners though.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

The idea that each child can earn £120,000 a year is idiotic and then to multiply that by 5 to get to £600,000 is just dishonest the kind of shit you expect from DE journalists. Fuck, even calling them journalists makes me puke.

I'm sorry, I did not create the cosmos, I merely explain it. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, it's only pushing three trolleys out of three supermarkets with a flat screen television in each every day.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

the fagin scheme sounds pretty good tbh. way better the shoplifting-from-tesco techniques me and my friends have been developing lately.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

In any case, this has been going on for centuries!

"These children cannot be prosecuted/taken to court" is not the same thing as "police cannot do anything"...

If they wanted to put "Police can't be bothered with these small trifles when theres PoliceCameraAction work to be done" / "drugs rings/cartels to be smashed", they *might* have had some sort of effect.

But, as per, the underlying theme is "the rules are not strong enough"....

Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2011 09:29 (fifteen years ago)

ritual culling of everyone under the age of ten, let god be their judge.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 14 March 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, guess the only two national papers not to lead on Japan today, and what the stories are that they deem more important:

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A thinly-veiled xenophobic crusade and some tits on the telly, sums up Desmond's empire perfectly.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

why has he banned ethnic minorities from his show

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I really want to read that article. Prob aiming for some cotswolds realism. WHO WILL PLAY BRITAIN'S FIRST BLACK PARISH CLERK?

oppet, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Goddamn race equality think tanks, rolling through the pleasant valleys of middle England and firing their filthy foreign shells into our all-white villages:

It is a picture-postcard county blighted only by an unusually high number of grisly murders.

But now the fictional shire of Midsomer is at the centre of a race row after the creator of detective drama Midsomer Murders claimed part of the show’s appeal was its all-white cast.

Producer Brian True-May said the location “wouldn’t work” if there was any racial diversity depicted in what he described as “the last bastion of Englishness” in the Midsomer villages.

His comments sparked anger from the director of the UK’s leading race equality think tank, the Runnymede Trust, who branded his views unfair and exclusionary.

“Maybe I’m not politically correct,” Mr True-May told the Radio Times. “We just don’t have ethnic minorities involved. It wouldn’t be the English village with them. It just wouldn’t work.”

He added: “Suddenly we might be in Slough. Ironically, Causton [a town in the show] is supposed to be Slough. And if you went into Slough you wouldn’t see a white face there. We’re the last bastion of Englishness and I want to keep it that way.”

Rob Berkeley, director of the Runnymede Trust, said that Mr True-May’s comments risked turning off viewers with ethnic minority backgrounds.

He said: “Clearly, as a fictional work, the producers of Midsomer Murders are entitled to their flights of fancy, but to claim that the English village is purely white is no longer true and not a fair reflection of our society, particularly to this show’s large international audience.

“It is not a major surprise that ethnic minority people choose not to watch a show that excludes them.”

Mr True-May, the programme’s co-creator, was asked in the interview why “Englishness” could not include other races. He said: “Well, it should do, and maybe I’m not politically correct.

“I’m trying to make something that appeals to a certain audience, which seems to succeed. And I don’t want to change it.”

Mr True-May said he had not previously been tackled about the programme’s failure to reflect “cosmopolitan” society.

He said: “It’s not British, it’s very English. We are a cosmopolitan society in this country, but if you watch Midsomer you wouldn’t think so. I’ve never been picked up on that, but quite honestly I wouldn’t want to change it.”

The producer has also banned swearing, violence and sex scenes from the show. But his idyllic formula does not stop challenging storylines, or other elements of diversity which do not involve ethnicity. “If it’s incest, blackmail, ­lesbianism, homosexuality...­terrific, put it in, because people can believe that people can ­murder for any of those reasons,” he told the Radio Times.

The latest series, on ITV1 next week, has a new star, Neil Dudgeon, as central character DCI John Barnaby.

He replaces actor John Nettles (his cousin DCI Tom Barnaby) whose wife and daughter were played by Jane Wymark and Laura Howard. Midsomer Murders, based on the books by Caroline Graham, was launched in 1997 and has featured 222 murders.

The show is broadcast to 231 territories worldwide. A 2006 study found it to be “strikingly unpopular” with ethnic minorities.

The full interview is in the latest edition of Radio Times, which is on sale today.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:05 (fifteen years ago)


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